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Happy 100th Birthday to
President Jimmy Carter!

He was lowered into
a nuclear reactor to
remove the core and
prevent a catastrophic
meltdown, but it's more
important to acknowledge
the monumental swag of
rockin' an Allman Brothers
Band T-Shirt as President
of the United States🫡
October 1, 2024 at 6:57 PM
...A dimension as vast as
space, as timeless as infinity,
the middle ground between
light & shadow, science &
superstition. It lies between
the pit of man's fears & the
summit of his knowledge.

This is the dimension of
imagination. It's an area

we call, The Twilight Zone.
September 28, 2024 at 2:14 PM
Imagine if you will, a man,
the richest in the world, launching U.S. rockets,
satellites and payloads
into space.

Imagine if this man
also runs the largest
disinformation site,
which he bought with
Russia's funding.

No media outlet cares.

There is a fifth dimension
beyond what is known to man...
September 28, 2024 at 2:12 PM
This is the hottest anyone has ever looked or can look, so we can all calm down, give up and relax.
August 7, 2024 at 6:27 AM
New Release:
"Uma/Alma"- Directed
by David Lynch, features
an authentic cast of ET
performers as well as
Danny DeVito, simply
credited as, "Mother."

Mr.Lynch seems to think
it's his most straightforward
movie to date but ET stans
won't be too amused with
the auteur's trademark,
psychosexual themes.
April 21, 2024 at 9:33 PM
April 20, 2024 at 3:44 PM
"The Last Supper"
-Leonardo da Vinci c.1495
April 19, 2024 at 2:32 PM
"Wanna' go out later?"
April 16, 2024 at 10:52 PM
The perfect neighbor doesn't exi
January 7, 2024 at 10:27 PM
"Hello there,
ole' chap, I'm the
Duke of Eastmore,
a pleasure to gain
your acquaintance,
Tally Ho!"
September 21, 2023 at 1:19 AM
The world is healing
September 16, 2023 at 4:24 AM
How it begins
September 8, 2023 at 4:19 AM
How's everything going?
September 8, 2023 at 1:50 AM
Drop something blue from your library/gallery.
September 8, 2023 at 1:04 AM
He ghosted me
September 6, 2023 at 3:12 PM
September 6, 2023 at 3:39 AM