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God of Posters
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on here rawdogging the discover feed
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The average medieval peasant could not buy a gas station delta 9 gummy and watch “Scooter Fail Compilation 5” on YouTube, which makes it difficult to compare GDP across time
November 26, 2025 at 5:03 AM
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With the American military adopting such pointlessly cruel and antagonistic anti-LGBTQ+ policies it’s good to see some other countries are taking the opposite approach.
November 26, 2025 at 10:14 PM
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September 6, 2025 at 1:18 PM
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Graham Linehan gets refused entry back in to the US where he now lives so he just has to live in the airport like Tom Hanks in that movie except instead of making friends and getting off with Catherine Zeta Jones he just gets arrested several times a day.
September 6, 2025 at 10:46 AM
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if you ever wondered why gen
x and boomers posts look like
ransom notes or fucked up poetry
it’s because they insert line
breaks at the visible end of a line
rather than let the computer word
wrap because 1960s typewriters
didn’t word wrap, worse they also
use huge fonts because failing
vision
September 6, 2025 at 6:59 AM
AI was trained on our posts, of course it's making people kill themselves
September 6, 2025 at 2:31 PM
trump is going to name himself head of the FBI, announce he sent himself undercover to take down Epstein, then fuck it up by saying he's the one who killed Epstein in prison
September 6, 2025 at 2:27 PM
making money moves
August 3, 2025 at 12:54 AM
voters: democrats please do something

Dems: *mobilize the entire party to stop a charismatic young candidate with popular policies from defeating the vile old sex pest who killed thousands of elderly nursing home residents by intentionally exposing them to covid*

voters: NOT LIKE THAT!
June 22, 2025 at 7:46 PM
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It’s time
June 22, 2025 at 2:49 AM
ah yes the lefts obsession with Purity Politics, aka "not electing a guy who resigned in disgrace for sexually harassing every woman he met while in office"

Bernie permanently broke the brains of these weirdos
June 22, 2025 at 4:30 PM
honestly pretty funny coming from the proprietor of the legal bribe factory known as the Clinton Foundation
May 14, 2025 at 8:09 PM
the world if liberals cared about brown people as much as they cared about small dogs
April 19, 2025 at 7:43 PM
it's funny how certain liberals are that they're Good And Correct and the Only Way Forward when you consider how completely they've failed to confront fascism and how utterly the've been dominated by a game show host with pudding for brains
March 26, 2025 at 6:57 PM
liberals are funny, they'll agree with you about a problem but it you have a solution other than "vote blue, but harder!" their eyes turn black and they begin chanting forbidden curses at you in a voice of thunder
March 26, 2025 at 6:03 PM
the penultimate triumph of liberalism will be queuing up politely for the cattle cars while informing on everyone who protests
March 19, 2025 at 10:54 PM
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DID YOU KNOW: In his inaugural month in office, Trump's administration deported 37,660 individuals, which is notably lower than Biden's monthly average of 57,000 in 2024.
a man in a suit and tie has a pin on his jacket that says ' united states of america ' on it
ALT: a man in a suit and tie has a pin on his jacket that says ' united states of america ' on it
media.tenor.com
February 22, 2025 at 6:06 PM
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we no longer cover emergency room visits, but your spinal injury does qualify you for 60 seconds in the Rat Booth (money booth filled with rats)
December 21, 2024 at 1:20 AM
*grownups in a Peanuts cartoon voice*
Our growing moderation team needs clear evidence and well-defined rules to make decisions that can be consistently enforced, so they action accounts based primarily on content and behavior that appears in our app, where the context and authenticity can be directly verified.
December 13, 2024 at 6:28 PM
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At this rate the University of California's police force will soon get tactical nukes
September 18, 2024 at 8:22 PM
Comfortable people well served by the status quo love getting mad at their lessers for saying 'democrats suck' because we should all be grateful for the droplets of piss we're told is Magical Rain from Mt Olympus
August 15, 2024 at 6:27 PM
the energy I bring to a thread
June 18, 2024 at 2:25 PM
"being a defense contractor is Bad, except when my friend does it because they're Good" is the leftist version of "ACAB except for my uncle John and cousin Chad"
June 16, 2024 at 6:00 PM