@possltho.bsky.social
My friends keep telling me to stop telling Thanksgiving jokes, but I can't stop cold turkey.
November 18, 2025 at 4:08 AM
My friends keep telling me to stop telling Thanksgiving jokes, but I can't stop cold turkey.
Due to personal reasons, I will be saying “Aye” and “Arrrggggh” instead of yes and no from now on.
Please respect my piracy at this difficult time.
Please respect my piracy at this difficult time.
November 17, 2025 at 3:56 AM
Due to personal reasons, I will be saying “Aye” and “Arrrggggh” instead of yes and no from now on.
Please respect my piracy at this difficult time.
Please respect my piracy at this difficult time.
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He didn’t win.
It’s Time to Take Allegations of 2024 Election Manipulation Seriously
Regarding the 2026 midterm elections, there seems to be a general acknowledgement that the present occupant of the White House may try to…
medium.com
November 5, 2025 at 6:38 PM
He didn’t win.
The worst place I ever stayed at was a hotel called “The Fiddle.” It was a vile inn.
November 16, 2025 at 3:46 AM
The worst place I ever stayed at was a hotel called “The Fiddle.” It was a vile inn.
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What a photograph.
“Nearly two dozen arrested as faith leaders protested outside a federal immigration facility near Chicago…”
Arrested large amounts of peaceful clergy face first on pavement is a pretty good sign you’re not the good guys in the story. www.reuters.com/legal/govern...
“Nearly two dozen arrested as faith leaders protested outside a federal immigration facility near Chicago…”
Arrested large amounts of peaceful clergy face first on pavement is a pretty good sign you’re not the good guys in the story. www.reuters.com/legal/govern...
November 15, 2025 at 1:51 PM
What a photograph.
“Nearly two dozen arrested as faith leaders protested outside a federal immigration facility near Chicago…”
Arrested large amounts of peaceful clergy face first on pavement is a pretty good sign you’re not the good guys in the story. www.reuters.com/legal/govern...
“Nearly two dozen arrested as faith leaders protested outside a federal immigration facility near Chicago…”
Arrested large amounts of peaceful clergy face first on pavement is a pretty good sign you’re not the good guys in the story. www.reuters.com/legal/govern...
What do you call a group of talented musicians performing on a hill?
Musically inclined.
Musically inclined.
November 15, 2025 at 4:22 AM
What do you call a group of talented musicians performing on a hill?
Musically inclined.
Musically inclined.
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Here are the Top 5 Dogs of the week!
November 14, 2025 at 3:19 PM
Here are the Top 5 Dogs of the week!
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"I have a country to run!"
the only thing on Trump's schedule today is flying to Florida to spend the weekend at his private club golfing and schmoozing with his paying customers
November 14, 2025 at 5:53 PM
"I have a country to run!"
I went into my local library and asked if they had any books on floor panels.
“No,” the librarian replied. “We keep them on shelves here”.
“No,” the librarian replied. “We keep them on shelves here”.
November 14, 2025 at 4:30 AM
I went into my local library and asked if they had any books on floor panels.
“No,” the librarian replied. “We keep them on shelves here”.
“No,” the librarian replied. “We keep them on shelves here”.
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Can ANYONE point out ONE major evidence of cheating in a Wisconsin election??? I thought not. This is the Donny 2 Shoes plan to fix all these elections that are only rigged against HIM.
November 13, 2025 at 11:16 PM
Can ANYONE point out ONE major evidence of cheating in a Wisconsin election??? I thought not. This is the Donny 2 Shoes plan to fix all these elections that are only rigged against HIM.
Three weeks ago, I sent my hearing aids in for repairs. I've heard nothing since.
November 13, 2025 at 4:15 AM
Three weeks ago, I sent my hearing aids in for repairs. I've heard nothing since.
Three weeks ago, I sent my hearing aids in for repairs. I've heard nothing since.
November 13, 2025 at 4:15 AM
Three weeks ago, I sent my hearing aids in for repairs. I've heard nothing since.
What do hairdressers want to do whenever they get embarrassed?
Curl up and dye.
Curl up and dye.
November 12, 2025 at 4:24 AM
What do hairdressers want to do whenever they get embarrassed?
Curl up and dye.
Curl up and dye.
I always wanted to be in the marching band. They told me to play piano.
November 11, 2025 at 4:16 AM
I always wanted to be in the marching band. They told me to play piano.
My local zoo requires all the animals to do chores to earn their keep.
The lion sweeps tonight.
The lion sweeps tonight.
November 10, 2025 at 4:16 AM
My local zoo requires all the animals to do chores to earn their keep.
The lion sweeps tonight.
The lion sweeps tonight.
I tried catching fog the other day.
Mist
Mist
November 9, 2025 at 4:01 AM
I tried catching fog the other day.
Mist
Mist
My wife said, "You act like a detective too much. I want to split up." "Good idea," I replied. "We can cover more ground that way."
November 8, 2025 at 4:32 AM
My wife said, "You act like a detective too much. I want to split up." "Good idea," I replied. "We can cover more ground that way."
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Her husband told her that detainees at Broadview had to get up at 5am to get in line for one bathroom. He often peed himself. One time he had to wait until 2pm to use the bathroom. You could only use the bathroom once a day. He said the agents would beat you if you used the bathroom on yourself.
November 7, 2025 at 9:05 PM
I’m taking steps to overcome my hiking addiction but I’m not out of the woods yet.
November 7, 2025 at 4:15 AM
I’m taking steps to overcome my hiking addiction but I’m not out of the woods yet.
A courtroom artist was arrested today for an unknown reason... details are sketchy.
November 6, 2025 at 4:12 AM
A courtroom artist was arrested today for an unknown reason... details are sketchy.
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Powerful MAGA
Excessive force. PERIOD!
They called them “violent mobs,” but the violence came from the guys with badges and body armor.
📌 Keep sharing videos, everyone, because they’re evidence.
They called them “violent mobs,” but the violence came from the guys with badges and body armor.
📌 Keep sharing videos, everyone, because they’re evidence.
November 6, 2025 at 3:38 AM
Powerful MAGA
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This is delusional. Does any serious economist believe this? The president is off his rocker, and the GOP is too scared to acknowledge that.
Trump: "If I didn't have tariffs, the entire would be in a depression."
November 6, 2025 at 12:09 AM
This is delusional. Does any serious economist believe this? The president is off his rocker, and the GOP is too scared to acknowledge that.
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LA: “They took a US citizen father out and left a toddler in the backseat. Two heavily armed border patrol agents got in that car and drove the child and the vehicle away.”
What are we doing?
What are we doing?
November 5, 2025 at 11:07 PM
LA: “They took a US citizen father out and left a toddler in the backseat. Two heavily armed border patrol agents got in that car and drove the child and the vehicle away.”
What are we doing?
What are we doing?
What color are submarines?
Deep navy.
Deep navy.
November 5, 2025 at 4:10 AM
What color are submarines?
Deep navy.
Deep navy.