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Least surprising breakup since Stephen Miller and his suit made of human skin
June 5, 2025 at 9:03 PM
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PSA as we quickly approach tomato season, the most beautiful season of all:

store your tomatoes stem-side down to make them last literal weeks longer

please don't refrigerate your tomatoes ♥️
June 5, 2025 at 7:53 PM
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June 5, 2025 at 7:15 PM
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Everything is stupid.
June 5, 2025 at 6:04 PM
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From No Hope To A Potential Cure: #MultipleMyeloma is considered incurable, but a third of patients in a clinical trial have lived without detectable #cancer for years after facing certain death, by Gina Kolata www.nytimes.com/2025/06/03/h... via @nytimes.com
From No Hope to a Potential Cure for a Deadly Blood Cancer
www.nytimes.com
June 4, 2025 at 12:30 PM
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Pride Month so far: Jonathan Joss is murdered in a disgusting hate crime and the Navy intentionally announces they are changing the name of the USNS HARVEY MILK.

America... now more than ever... David Lynch's words ring loudly. "Fix your hearts or die." This cannot be our normal.
June 3, 2025 at 6:45 PM
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Let’s talk for a moment about some of the more subtle ways that the press acts as a mouthpiece for law enforcement.

Actor Jonathan Joss was shot to death on Sunday. I don’t know what happened; I wasn’t there. But his husband said a homophobic neighbor shot him as part of an explicit hate crime.
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June 3, 2025 at 10:16 PM
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The Trump tariffs are "stackable," and so average tariff rates are higher than you're seeing in most media reports. Lemme 'splain.
May 18, 2025 at 10:54 PM
Why is @nytgames.bsky.social trying to tell me Dumbo talked?
May 14, 2025 at 2:56 PM
I really don't like that SUV commercials make you think you are allowed to just drive anywhere because you have ground clearance and AWD.
May 10, 2025 at 4:15 AM
@adhdforreal.bsky.social "hey Google: who was the hard-hearted harbinger of haggis?"
April 28, 2025 at 12:14 AM
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On being called DEI and why it isn’t the burn they think it is
April 24, 2025 at 5:07 PM
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Senator Ossoff is a Badass

@ossoff.senate.gov
March 25, 2025 at 4:27 PM
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This is canon
March 18, 2025 at 3:01 AM
Who could have seen this coming?
President Trump's second set of tariffs — 25% on imports of steel and aluminum — could raise new car prices by $4,000 or more, according to one estimate, and used cars could also become more expensive.
Buying a Car? Trump’s Tariffs Could Make It More Expensive.
New car prices could increase $4,000 or more, according to one estimate. And used cars could also rise in price. “It’s a crazy situation for consumers,” an expert said.
www.nytimes.com
March 14, 2025 at 7:04 PM
Good. @target can go to hell
March 5, 2025 at 2:42 PM
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(1/3) It needs repeating: in 1994, Ukraine was persuaded to give up its nuclear weapons to Russia in return for the US, the UK, and Russia guaranteeing Ukraine’s sovereignty, security, and territorial integrity.
March 4, 2025 at 5:57 PM
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unfortunately true 👇
March 4, 2025 at 12:59 PM
Spring mushrooms
March 2, 2025 at 7:58 PM
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He skis like shit.
March 2, 2025 at 3:09 PM
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Translation: "We are containing the geopolitical damage done by President Manbaby and the eyeliner wearing sofasexual."
March 2, 2025 at 4:13 PM
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Elon Musk’s government restructuring team claimed credit for canceling federal contracts that had been completed years earlier, the latest in a string of public errors on its site.
DOGE Claims Credit for Killing Contracts That Were Already Dead
Elon Musk’s group claimed credit for canceling procurement agreements that had been completed years earlier, the latest in a string of public errors on its site.
www.nytimes.com
March 2, 2025 at 5:10 PM
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Brutal.
March 1, 2025 at 2:57 PM