@poppop24.bsky.social
I thought I’d better join before I got drafted
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Sorry I’m late, I was scrolling to reach my birth year
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Marriage A-la-Mode, Plate V: The Death of the Earl, by Simon François Ravenet, after William Hogarth, 1745, 📸 by @evanvucci
November 22, 2025 at 1:00 AM
Marriage A-la-Mode, Plate V: The Death of the Earl, by Simon François Ravenet, after William Hogarth, 1745, 📸 by @evanvucci
October 23, 2025 at 1:10 AM
OK seriously, am I the only person using Airplane mode?
September 19, 2025 at 8:44 PM
OK seriously, am I the only person using Airplane mode?
OK, I pee sitting down. No big deal, but my buddies find it odd when we are hiking.
September 13, 2025 at 6:35 PM
OK, I pee sitting down. No big deal, but my buddies find it odd when we are hiking.
My favorite icebreaker comment when I’m asked to share something about myself: I’ve peed every time I shower
August 27, 2025 at 2:44 AM
My favorite icebreaker comment when I’m asked to share something about myself: I’ve peed every time I shower
So fun!
Jake Allgeyer, the hero of the night, gets a WALK OFF 2 RBI BASE HIT in the bottom of the 9th! BALLERS WIN 6-7! #letsgooakland #oaklandballers
August 6, 2025 at 5:50 AM
So fun!
F politicians, let’s go @oaklandballers.bsky.social Summer baseball the way Doubleday intended
August 6, 2025 at 3:07 AM
F politicians, let’s go @oaklandballers.bsky.social Summer baseball the way Doubleday intended
Some get some SPF 50 on all these pasty patrons stat. @wimbledonltc.bsky.social #wimbledon #basalcell
July 13, 2025 at 6:19 PM
Some get some SPF 50 on all these pasty patrons stat. @wimbledonltc.bsky.social #wimbledon #basalcell
I’m pronouncing finger like ginger from now on.
July 6, 2025 at 4:48 PM
I’m pronouncing finger like ginger from now on.
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Growing up, I attended Sunday school every week. My teachers were Bill Watterson, Gary Trudeau, Berkeley Breathed, Charles M. Schulz, and Gary Larson. The best part was being able to show up in my pajamas and eat pancakes during class.
July 6, 2025 at 1:00 PM
Growing up, I attended Sunday school every week. My teachers were Bill Watterson, Gary Trudeau, Berkeley Breathed, Charles M. Schulz, and Gary Larson. The best part was being able to show up in my pajamas and eat pancakes during class.
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I cant wait to yell at my kids for not running fast at soccer tonight
June 29, 2025 at 11:35 AM
I cant wait to yell at my kids for not running fast at soccer tonight
Thinking how funny is would have been to explain Cologuard to my either of my grandfathers (both born before 1920). “So what you’re telling me is someone sends you a box…”
June 29, 2025 at 12:32 AM
Thinking how funny is would have been to explain Cologuard to my either of my grandfathers (both born before 1920). “So what you’re telling me is someone sends you a box…”
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Hungary banned anything that “promotes homosexuality,” which means Pride.
However, today over 500,000 people in Budapest told the government to fuck off. 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️
However, today over 500,000 people in Budapest told the government to fuck off. 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️
June 28, 2025 at 4:03 PM
Hungary banned anything that “promotes homosexuality,” which means Pride.
However, today over 500,000 people in Budapest told the government to fuck off. 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️
However, today over 500,000 people in Budapest told the government to fuck off. 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️
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If Christian Nationalist parents are allowed to have their kids opt-out of any books that dare mention anyone gay, then all the other parents should be allowed to let their kids opt-out from the Ten Commandments.
June 28, 2025 at 12:18 PM
If Christian Nationalist parents are allowed to have their kids opt-out of any books that dare mention anyone gay, then all the other parents should be allowed to let their kids opt-out from the Ten Commandments.
How this: a paid site to watch vampires and werewolves undress.
June 26, 2025 at 2:12 AM
How this: a paid site to watch vampires and werewolves undress.
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World War 3 kinda sucks, but you know, it was either this or pronouns
June 22, 2025 at 5:08 AM
World War 3 kinda sucks, but you know, it was either this or pronouns
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Emailed my lawyer to request a during-nup
June 15, 2025 at 6:10 PM
Emailed my lawyer to request a during-nup
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Overthinking is anxiety algebra.
June 11, 2025 at 11:23 PM
Overthinking is anxiety algebra.
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Happy Pride Month! 🏳️🌈
June 1, 2025 at 1:09 PM
Happy Pride Month! 🏳️🌈
Getting out of anesthesia yesterday and the nurse asks what I want to drink. She didn’t laugh at Four Loco #endofhershift
May 31, 2025 at 1:55 AM
Getting out of anesthesia yesterday and the nurse asks what I want to drink. She didn’t laugh at Four Loco #endofhershift