PoopDude
@poopdude.bsky.social
Immaculate curator of posts. Defense against brown farts.
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PoopDude
@poopdude.bsky.social
· Nov 17
they nixtmalizing ur ass on cornbread twitter
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women are always saying “lord grant me the confidence of a mediocre man.” ok well he did. now what. is the world a better place? look at what you’ve wrought.
Olivia Nuzzi's 'American Canto': Read the Exclusive Excerpt
She flamed out and she faded away. 'Vanity Fair'’s West Coast Editor returns to the written word to survey scorched earth.
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November 17, 2025 at 3:46 PM
women are always saying “lord grant me the confidence of a mediocre man.” ok well he did. now what. is the world a better place? look at what you’ve wrought.
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im beginning to suspect that between the decades of creeping voluntary liberal austerity and the newly emboldened smash and grab by our bloated elites, the times they may be a changin
November 3, 2025 at 9:27 PM
im beginning to suspect that between the decades of creeping voluntary liberal austerity and the newly emboldened smash and grab by our bloated elites, the times they may be a changin
If u read my skeets u smelled my farts
November 1, 2025 at 9:06 PM
If u read my skeets u smelled my farts
How brain milking cured my constipation and 300 other home remedies from remate reaches of the eastern ghats
November 1, 2025 at 9:05 PM
How brain milking cured my constipation and 300 other home remedies from remate reaches of the eastern ghats
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Every time you order an unnecessary beta d glucan this little guy loses 30% of his blood volume for no reason. You monster.
October 31, 2025 at 11:28 AM
Every time you order an unnecessary beta d glucan this little guy loses 30% of his blood volume for no reason. You monster.
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My favorite holiday of the year, when scaring the hoes is not only tolerated it's encouraged
October 31, 2025 at 12:43 PM
My favorite holiday of the year, when scaring the hoes is not only tolerated it's encouraged
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*standing before third medicaid death panel* for 150 years. presidents have secretly longed for. ballroom
October 31, 2025 at 6:23 PM
*standing before third medicaid death panel* for 150 years. presidents have secretly longed for. ballroom
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‘…lifting people out of poverty (by giving them more money) is a policy choice…’ Successive governments instead choose to give $4 Billion a year ‘…to force people to do compulsory activities that don't get them jobs, cause harm and are operating unlawfully.’
www.abc.net.au/news/2025-10...
www.abc.net.au/news/2025-10...
Price of poverty hurts us all, yet research reveals an easy fix
In 2020, Australia massively increased welfare payments and conducted a live experiment in ending poverty, but when the subsidy was removed, many were thrown back into hardship. Leaving aside the mora...
www.abc.net.au
October 27, 2025 at 9:11 PM
‘…lifting people out of poverty (by giving them more money) is a policy choice…’ Successive governments instead choose to give $4 Billion a year ‘…to force people to do compulsory activities that don't get them jobs, cause harm and are operating unlawfully.’
www.abc.net.au/news/2025-10...
www.abc.net.au/news/2025-10...
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it's never occurred to them. they have zero idea that in the lawless, anti science, brutal world they seek to usher in, defective weirdos like them would have been used for food and firewood
October 23, 2025 at 3:16 PM
it's never occurred to them. they have zero idea that in the lawless, anti science, brutal world they seek to usher in, defective weirdos like them would have been used for food and firewood
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one thing thats kinda crazy to get your head around is not that the musk and thiel masters of the universe are ungrateful for the vast public infrastructure, public funding of research, and robust systems of laws and rules that made their wealth possible. it's that theyre too dumb to understand it
October 23, 2025 at 3:15 PM
one thing thats kinda crazy to get your head around is not that the musk and thiel masters of the universe are ungrateful for the vast public infrastructure, public funding of research, and robust systems of laws and rules that made their wealth possible. it's that theyre too dumb to understand it
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Was watching Cars 2 on my phone then this happened
A grain bin filled with soybeans collapsed in Iroquois County, Illinois, taking out power lines but causing no injuries.
October 17, 2025 at 6:54 PM
Was watching Cars 2 on my phone then this happened
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A lot of y’all still don’t get it
ESBL holders can use multiple antibiotics on a single species
So if you have 1 monoculture and 3 antibiotics you can create 3 new beta lactamases
This hospitalization is essentially a mint event for both Carbapenamase and Efflux pumps
ESBL holders can use multiple antibiotics on a single species
So if you have 1 monoculture and 3 antibiotics you can create 3 new beta lactamases
This hospitalization is essentially a mint event for both Carbapenamase and Efflux pumps
October 24, 2025 at 10:39 AM
A lot of y’all still don’t get it
ESBL holders can use multiple antibiotics on a single species
So if you have 1 monoculture and 3 antibiotics you can create 3 new beta lactamases
This hospitalization is essentially a mint event for both Carbapenamase and Efflux pumps
ESBL holders can use multiple antibiotics on a single species
So if you have 1 monoculture and 3 antibiotics you can create 3 new beta lactamases
This hospitalization is essentially a mint event for both Carbapenamase and Efflux pumps
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Oh you’re on Raya? I’m part of the Society of Righteous and Harmonious Fists alongside 100,000 anonymous brothers ready to launch a coup on the oppressive Qing rulers but that’s great did you match with anyone famous?
October 26, 2025 at 5:41 PM
Oh you’re on Raya? I’m part of the Society of Righteous and Harmonious Fists alongside 100,000 anonymous brothers ready to launch a coup on the oppressive Qing rulers but that’s great did you match with anyone famous?
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My loving wife: honey how was memory care today? Look it’s your grandson don’t you remember? Please remember.
Me [smiling and not making eye contact while filling my depends]: Miku binder Thomas Jefferson lmao
Me [smiling and not making eye contact while filling my depends]: Miku binder Thomas Jefferson lmao
October 26, 2025 at 6:34 PM
My loving wife: honey how was memory care today? Look it’s your grandson don’t you remember? Please remember.
Me [smiling and not making eye contact while filling my depends]: Miku binder Thomas Jefferson lmao
Me [smiling and not making eye contact while filling my depends]: Miku binder Thomas Jefferson lmao
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We have effectively ceded all next Gen sequencing for cancer diagnostics to private industry and I am confident that in 20 years we’re going to look back on this like the failure that was giving away dialysis to private companies
October 27, 2025 at 12:46 PM
We have effectively ceded all next Gen sequencing for cancer diagnostics to private industry and I am confident that in 20 years we’re going to look back on this like the failure that was giving away dialysis to private companies
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having trouble remember which months correspond to which number? try this mnemonic!
1anuary
Fe2uary
Ma3ch
4pril
Ma5
6une
7uly
8ugust
Sep7ember
Oc10ber
11ovember
Decem12er
1anuary
Fe2uary
Ma3ch
4pril
Ma5
6une
7uly
8ugust
Sep7ember
Oc10ber
11ovember
Decem12er
October 27, 2025 at 11:57 PM
having trouble remember which months correspond to which number? try this mnemonic!
1anuary
Fe2uary
Ma3ch
4pril
Ma5
6une
7uly
8ugust
Sep7ember
Oc10ber
11ovember
Decem12er
1anuary
Fe2uary
Ma3ch
4pril
Ma5
6une
7uly
8ugust
Sep7ember
Oc10ber
11ovember
Decem12er
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I met Earthworm Jim in the airport in Dubai on his way to the comedy festival and he was being an asshole to the gate agent about checking his carry on. You’re rich dude can’t you just chill!
October 28, 2025 at 9:52 AM
I met Earthworm Jim in the airport in Dubai on his way to the comedy festival and he was being an asshole to the gate agent about checking his carry on. You’re rich dude can’t you just chill!
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What we're witnessing with #Melissa is ultra rare in the history of known hurricanes in the Atlantic. This level of sustained intensity and feasting on every joule of ocean heat content without any real disruption is incredible.
Not hyperbole: Jamaica is facing a generational catastrophic event.
Not hyperbole: Jamaica is facing a generational catastrophic event.
October 28, 2025 at 2:23 AM
What we're witnessing with #Melissa is ultra rare in the history of known hurricanes in the Atlantic. This level of sustained intensity and feasting on every joule of ocean heat content without any real disruption is incredible.
Not hyperbole: Jamaica is facing a generational catastrophic event.
Not hyperbole: Jamaica is facing a generational catastrophic event.
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Getting a labubu chocolate enema drink sitting at dan soder's special in the riadh comedy special
September 30, 2025 at 3:39 PM
Getting a labubu chocolate enema drink sitting at dan soder's special in the riadh comedy special
Og while an entertaining watch could have been an excellent classic. Unfortunately fails from its desierto to pack too many half hearted b plots and drain out exposition instead of tight action oriented plot/world building. The versimilitude of the world is constantly broken by abrupt departures
October 25, 2025 at 5:12 AM
Og while an entertaining watch could have been an excellent classic. Unfortunately fails from its desierto to pack too many half hearted b plots and drain out exposition instead of tight action oriented plot/world building. The versimilitude of the world is constantly broken by abrupt departures
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to keep functioning a society must discourage baldfaced lying, especially by authorities
After the FBI denied "children were zip-tied or hit with rubber bullets" in a raid in Wilder, Idaho, the FBI said no "young" children were.
The updated statement came after KIVI-TV sent FBI photo reportedly showing 14-year-old U.S. citizen in zip ties.
The updated statement came after KIVI-TV sent FBI photo reportedly showing 14-year-old U.S. citizen in zip ties.
FBI backtracks on denying children were zip tied in Idaho raid, saying instead no ‘young’ kids were • Idaho Capital Sun
After the FBI denied "children were zip-tied or hit with rubber bullets" in raid in Wilder, Idaho, FBI says no "young" children were.
idahocapitalsun.com
October 23, 2025 at 10:04 AM
to keep functioning a society must discourage baldfaced lying, especially by authorities
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wow, which common vaccine was it?
October 23, 2025 at 10:04 PM
wow, which common vaccine was it?
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isn't it funny that even Mr Morally Ambiguous Vegapunk was like "nah I'm not doing shit if it means killing a little girl actually" and immediately went against the WG and the marines after years of turning a blind eye to what his research was doing LOL
October 17, 2025 at 9:10 AM
isn't it funny that even Mr Morally Ambiguous Vegapunk was like "nah I'm not doing shit if it means killing a little girl actually" and immediately went against the WG and the marines after years of turning a blind eye to what his research was doing LOL
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Call me pansexual the way I fk wit the bread
October 13, 2025 at 9:19 PM
Call me pansexual the way I fk wit the bread