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Pooja
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Born in California. Raised in Austin. Colleged in Boston. Mastered in Houston. Living in purple suburbs of Austin.
Finding out Birdman and Toni Braxton are married and then @theferocity.bsky.social comparing it to Grimes and Elon Musk I'm 😭💀 this is like half the reason I love Vibe Check so much lmao
November 24, 2025 at 2:27 PM
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Thought experiment: what do you think would happen if your local police chief announced that henceforth, they would be shifting the majority of their resources to crack down on underage drinking. Three things would logically follow:
November 16, 2025 at 2:21 PM
RedZone please for the love of God take Donald Trump off the screen
November 9, 2025 at 11:25 PM
Me: maybe I'll give X another shot *scrolls on feed after looking at posts my husband sent me*
Feed: EW oh my GOD that is BARBARIC to eat with your hands!!! Mamdani is disgusting!!
Me: *flashbacks to weirdly having to defend this in my own life* okay yeah that's enough
October 24, 2025 at 2:37 AM
Taylor Swift is promoting on The Tonight Show. The Format is the band performing tonight. It is somehow 2025, and not 2007.
October 7, 2025 at 4:27 AM
My husband doesn't check my location but he does regularly check how my fantasy football team is doing in the league he's not in
September 28, 2025 at 1:37 PM
Further proof Taylor Swift and I would be friends: her fiance is her one partner I ever already adored before she started dating him
August 27, 2025 at 11:54 AM
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TX Republicans are so mad about the support that Alvarado received that they just voted to kill her filibuster before it even started, forcing a vote to pass their rigged map. They claimed she was using the filibuster to campaign & were “offended” to be kept there on a Friday night. These facist MFs
According to the Washington Post, TX Senator Carol Alvarado “got an IV infusion, inserted a catheter with a urine bag attached, bought a long blue flowered dress to hide the bag” as part of her preparation to filibuster the new congressional map tonight
Texas lawmaker attempts to stall GOP redistricting plan with all-nighter
State Sen. Carol Alvarado, a Houston lawyer, Democrat and veteran of stalling, prepares for another run at holding up business in Texas.
wapo.st
August 23, 2025 at 5:44 AM
It blows my mind that Bobby Bones was just my local morning radio host, like literally talked about going to restaurants outside my neighborhood and then one day he was syndicated and eventually became the most hated winner of Dancing with the Stars and notorious across America in general like WHAT
August 23, 2025 at 7:13 AM
I hope everyone is roasting Kat and Dale and Andrew for talking about "integrity" "loyalty" and "moral code" being reasons Brian shouldn't have told Bailey about Jeremy. Oh just, fuck y'all's loyalty to Bailey and sense of integrity and morality for her? #BachelorinParadise
August 13, 2025 at 12:23 AM
The sole reason Taylor needs this much money is to make sure we can't crash her server GAHHH
August 12, 2025 at 4:13 AM
Eye techs who make sure you don't feel like a giant failure during eye exams, despite being legally blind, are a godsend 🙌🏽
August 1, 2025 at 2:03 PM
Why don't I ever see anyone talking about gas prices lately? They have been all over the place for me, I feel like I'm playing roulette
July 28, 2025 at 1:34 PM
I just remembered that my parents saw me watching Will & Grace as a kid and lightly indicated it was not appropriate and in retrospect I'm not sure I even knew Will was gay, I thought they were talking about how horny Karen was lmao. And maybe they were! (But maybe about how horny everyone was)
July 17, 2025 at 9:14 PM
I still can't get over that an Indian person told my MIL that "Pooja" is "not a name, it's a prayer." Like......what. It's an incredibly popular name.
July 16, 2025 at 12:51 PM
All of these women are smart but how did Brian snag BOTH of the women known for being super smart, great batting average lol #BachelorinParadise
July 15, 2025 at 2:29 AM
Finally starting this season of #BachelorinParadise. I'm nearly at hour 2 and realized I need to say my thoughts especially because idt my friend watches anymore, and she pulled me into The Pit @gameofroses.bsky.social, for context on everything lol.
July 10, 2025 at 1:47 AM
They're arguing that Kilmar Abrego Garcia can't be released from jail pending his case because....ICE might deport him!? So y'all are going to accuse someone of smuggling people around and the solution would be to....send them away? Not prosecute them first? That makes no sense.
June 26, 2025 at 12:55 PM
Did Zohran Mamdani get Mississippi Masala on streaming because I
have wanted to rewatch and show it to friends for so long!!! And now it's rentable and also free on Max!!
June 25, 2025 at 12:46 PM
NYC DON'T FUMBLE THIS FOR US. STAY ON IT.

No Cuomo in the general.

Stay active enough to be aware if Mamdani is cockblocked from doing the things he promised so you can help him fight.

If y'all can prove these policies don't spell The End, we can keep pushing this.
June 25, 2025 at 3:05 AM
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There is no easy path to a free country, and love of marginalized groups will never be popular.

badfaithtimes.com/democrats-sh...
Democrats Should Simply Remove The Stumbling Block
There is no easy path to a free country.
badfaithtimes.com
June 16, 2025 at 2:21 AM
I'm probably always going to be a little sad to have missed out on the June 14th protests but on the other hand I do have Ashton Jeanty, Tet McMillan, TreVeyon Henderson and RJ Harvey... So you know, it all evens out? 🥲
June 15, 2025 at 2:23 PM
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Liberal stronghold, Waco, TX
June 14, 2025 at 5:23 PM
Not Ed Sheeran bringing back Indian sampling in 2025 💃🏾
June 9, 2025 at 4:48 PM
Today I saw a baby smaller than my nephew full on running around, jumping in the pool with floaties. I was so confused and then I realized that kid is like 3 years old and my nephew is just a very tall under-2 year old 😂
June 8, 2025 at 4:00 AM