Also 1) What kind of stuff are y'all doing with your hands and 2) have you still not learned how to wash them properly!?

Is this like when we found out men weren't washing their butts? Is this Discourse because men don't wash their hands? When I learned they don't after peeing I was flabbergasted

I can't imagine how much it hurt Bailey to learn that the ONLY person who cared more about her than falling in line was Brian. That would've hurt me more than a man being selfish in our 1 week old relationship #BachelorinParadise

One of the worst things about the last few seasons was that the producers thought they were hilarious and they were.......not at all funny. I see this group trying and I'm not sure if I'm feeling it but it's not UNfunny (yet). I really need them to chill on the horror music tho

FINALLY they are introducing games to the daytime!!! But they need games that make them interact with other people so they don't couple up too hard

I wonder if they required Jess to dye her hair because Hannah Brown was going to be on the season and they didn't want people to be confused 😂

I was confused by Spencer being "First Sand" BUT I always thought it was weird that that was the place of honor. Like yay I get to wander around alone and do voiceover? And then have to have the most awkward relations? Way better to bring the big guns in later

Okay quick aside from general comments because idk who this Ricky guy is at all but he's annoyed me from jump but I'm dead at him being a good kisser because that's how these men do so well 😂 good for him 😂

Was it nice to have Kat as a barometer of the improved conditions or just like....really upsetting that she was so happy about A/C and her sleeping conditions. They really relied on sleep deprivation before...would love for that to be in the past but IDK producers gotta produce, right?

I'm glad these producers have FINALLY brought us into the 2020s with the visual language and music. I feel much more like I'm watching #LoveisBlind than #BachelorinParadise. It's also interesting with a cast I already (relatively) know