Me: Look at how lifelike this is!

Wife: Is that an amputee?

Me: *blinks*...Well, shit.

"We have to get them off the streets..."

The failure of libertarians to pick the right side in this has exposed their whole thought system. A principled libertarian attack on limiting government overreach would be welcome at this time. Put no such thing exists. Libertarian just means selfish.

How capitalism actually works:
American product: $10
Chinese knockoff: $9
<Trump tariffs>
Chinese knockoff now: $15
American product now also $15 for some reason.

“What do you mean you’re autistic? You’re so good with people.”

Yea, I’ve spent my entire life studying people, trying to build the perfect mask to fit in. My personality is a patchwork of traits I’ve picked up from others, things I thought were cool, things that made me seem normal. I’m exhausted🫠

To all those saying "shouldn't we root out government inefficiency? What's wrong with DOGE?" a quick background on Constitutional law and why the WAY it is being violated exposes the true motives of the criminals:

If you know someone who is undocumented, no you don't

Sorry I put aviator sunglasses on the baby Jesus in your nativity scene and started singing “Highway to the manger zone.”

I think it would be a good idea

I don't know who needs to hear this but you are important, you are loved, there is an opossum living in your attic which is why your socks keep going missing, you are valid & you matter.

Walz: "Elon's on that stage, jumping around, skipping like a dipshit" (via Acyn)