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actually our AI programs are like people so its racist to say you don't like them. anyway would you like to buy one
October 5, 2025 at 12:53 PM
actually our AI programs are like people so its racist to say you don't like them. anyway would you like to buy one
Warnings are funny. At some point there's enough of them that none of them matter.
August 1, 2025 at 1:29 PM
Warnings are funny. At some point there's enough of them that none of them matter.
Bluetooth is named after the viking Harald Bluetooth, a pioneer in wireless technology
July 20, 2025 at 11:18 PM
Bluetooth is named after the viking Harald Bluetooth, a pioneer in wireless technology
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the world watches with bemused concern as america repeatedly slams its penis in the car door of history
May 24, 2025 at 2:20 PM
the world watches with bemused concern as america repeatedly slams its penis in the car door of history
Any bets on how long till Trump takes credit for the new pope being from the US?
May 8, 2025 at 6:41 PM
Any bets on how long till Trump takes credit for the new pope being from the US?
Being the Karen of the group is good in only one situation: being in a Yeah Yeah Yeahs cover band.
April 3, 2025 at 8:44 PM
Being the Karen of the group is good in only one situation: being in a Yeah Yeah Yeahs cover band.
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Everyone’s too polite to say it in their “what Democrats should do to win elections” posts but the obvious answer is lie and make a bunch of crazy promises because most voters are morons
March 15, 2025 at 5:35 AM
Everyone’s too polite to say it in their “what Democrats should do to win elections” posts but the obvious answer is lie and make a bunch of crazy promises because most voters are morons
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guys love to say “dude my balatro run last night was insane” then show you a screenshot like this
March 11, 2025 at 9:50 PM
guys love to say “dude my balatro run last night was insane” then show you a screenshot like this
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Today would have been Albert Einstein's 100th birthday. Rest it peace. He invented the robot
March 8, 2025 at 6:22 AM
Today would have been Albert Einstein's 100th birthday. Rest it peace. He invented the robot
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At last, a health secretary who’ll do something about miasma
February 13, 2025 at 6:37 PM
At last, a health secretary who’ll do something about miasma
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Report: 32% Of Prayers Deflected Off Passing Satellites
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January 31, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Report: 32% Of Prayers Deflected Off Passing Satellites
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Man why are things that are hard called rocket science?? i shoot rockets every new years eve
January 26, 2025 at 12:13 PM
Man why are things that are hard called rocket science?? i shoot rockets every new years eve