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Really thought Bender’s horse had a chance this year
May 3, 2025 at 11:19 PM
Really thought Bender’s horse had a chance this year
Galactic Senate…the US Senate…why is every senate useless?
March 15, 2025 at 3:06 AM
Galactic Senate…the US Senate…why is every senate useless?
If you are still in line to cyber attack X, stay in line.
Your cyber attack matters!
Your cyber attack matters!
March 10, 2025 at 6:05 PM
If you are still in line to cyber attack X, stay in line.
Your cyber attack matters!
Your cyber attack matters!
Schumer —> Yiddish for a rotten can of tuna fish
March 6, 2025 at 3:18 AM
Schumer —> Yiddish for a rotten can of tuna fish
I gotta say Trump really is the GOAT of doing diplomacy while sitting on the toilet. An all-timer. Tywin Lannister would be proud.
March 6, 2025 at 2:56 AM
I gotta say Trump really is the GOAT of doing diplomacy while sitting on the toilet. An all-timer. Tywin Lannister would be proud.
How odd indeed!
February 23, 2025 at 3:10 PM
How odd indeed!
Remember, folks.
If it quacks like a duck, looks like a duck, and sieg heils like a duck — it’s a Nazi.
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If it quacks like a duck, looks like a duck, and sieg heils like a duck — it’s a Nazi.
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February 23, 2025 at 3:10 PM
Remember, folks.
If it quacks like a duck, looks like a duck, and sieg heils like a duck — it’s a Nazi.
🦆
If it quacks like a duck, looks like a duck, and sieg heils like a duck — it’s a Nazi.
🦆
We should invite Trump to 5th Avenue and have a car run over him
February 19, 2025 at 8:42 PM
We should invite Trump to 5th Avenue and have a car run over him
Would be funny if he gets impeached for the exact same thing again tho
Checked this story about Trump shaking Ukraine down in exchange for continuing military aid to see if it mentions that he got impeached for doing that exact thing, and friends, you will not be surprised that it does not.
Trump officials pitch Zelenskyy on U.S. owning 50% of Ukraine's rare earth minerals
The Trump administration indicated U.S. troops could be deployed to provide security in connection with the minerals if there’s a peace deal with Russia, sources told NBC News.
www.nbcnews.com
February 17, 2025 at 12:23 AM
Would be funny if he gets impeached for the exact same thing again tho
If Kathy Hochul murdered Eric Adams on live tv then I’d actually vote for her
February 11, 2025 at 5:40 AM
If Kathy Hochul murdered Eric Adams on live tv then I’d actually vote for her
Even Professor Farnsworth wasn’t this corrupt
February 11, 2025 at 3:58 AM
Even Professor Farnsworth wasn’t this corrupt
I think Eric Adams should [REDACTED]
February 11, 2025 at 1:02 AM
I think Eric Adams should [REDACTED]
she should say this on the senate floor. Call them little bitches on cspan
Gillibrand on WNYC today said one reason they're all falling in line is that they get death threats.
cassidy changing his tune after what he said on the senate floor is what has upgraded my position from "they are being bribed" or "they are worried about primary challenges" to "they are worried about being murdered"
February 9, 2025 at 3:21 AM
she should say this on the senate floor. Call them little bitches on cspan
Somebody send help. My checks and balances still have not arrived in the mail.
February 8, 2025 at 5:08 AM
Somebody send help. My checks and balances still have not arrived in the mail.
The house should impeach Trump on January 21.
The draft order acknowledges that only Congress can shut down the department and instead directs the agency to begin to diminish itself, these people said, speaking on the condition of anonymity because they were not authorized to speak publicly about internal issues.
Trump preps order to dismantle Education Dept. as DOGE probes data
Closing the agency would require congressional approval, so the new administration hopes to diminish it in the meantime.
www.washingtonpost.com
February 4, 2025 at 3:44 AM
The house should impeach Trump on January 21.
so when's the third impeachment
February 4, 2025 at 1:36 AM
so when's the third impeachment
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Hey so FYI this is why a lot of us believe billionaires should not exist. Because no one should be rich enough to topple a government
February 4, 2025 at 12:59 AM
Hey so FYI this is why a lot of us believe billionaires should not exist. Because no one should be rich enough to topple a government
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Another thing: stop taking Elon at this word. IRS Direct File is still live, as is its older cousin, Free Fillable Form. Elon and Trump lie, all the time. If Elon tells you it's raining, you first instinct shouldn't be to grab an umbrella it should be to look up.
2/ I think him and his minions are still somewhat constrained by the reality that the average American expects their touchpoints with the governments to function - fire half the National Park Service, federal law enforcement, stop Social Security/Medicare from posting, etc. and he'll be in deep.
February 3, 2025 at 9:18 PM
Another thing: stop taking Elon at this word. IRS Direct File is still live, as is its older cousin, Free Fillable Form. Elon and Trump lie, all the time. If Elon tells you it's raining, you first instinct shouldn't be to grab an umbrella it should be to look up.
Can they send me a bottle (or 50)
Ontario will pull all American alcohol from its government-run liquor shelves beginning Tuesday in response to the Trump tariffs. @MSNBC
February 3, 2025 at 9:25 PM
Can they send me a bottle (or 50)
If we’re looking for government waste to cut out, why doesn’t DOGE go after our overly bloated military budget
USAID annual report says in 2023 it brough sustainable water services to 3.8 million people and nutrition services to 26.5 million children under the age of 5. Trump and Musk have shut this down.
February 3, 2025 at 9:24 PM
If we’re looking for government waste to cut out, why doesn’t DOGE go after our overly bloated military budget
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These are the clowns Congress refuses to stop.
February 3, 2025 at 1:41 PM
These are the clowns Congress refuses to stop.
this is how you govern. Minnesota can (and should) be a blueprint for the country
✅ Free school meals
✅ Paid leave
✅ Nation-leading Child Tax Credit
✅ Historic housing investments
We’re lowering costs for middle class families, which is why we were just ranked the second-best state to raise a family.
We’re lowering costs for middle class families, which is why we were just ranked the second-best state to raise a family.
February 3, 2025 at 4:56 PM
this is how you govern. Minnesota can (and should) be a blueprint for the country
I find it very comforting to know that so much else is (probably) out there. In the grand scheme of things, we are tiny. But we are also powerful.
last night was my first time experiencing TRUE dark skies.
it was such an emotional experience and it made me hate light pollution even more.
it was such an emotional experience and it made me hate light pollution even more.
February 2, 2025 at 6:52 PM
I find it very comforting to know that so much else is (probably) out there. In the grand scheme of things, we are tiny. But we are also powerful.
So who’s gonna Jaime Lannister him
February 2, 2025 at 6:29 PM
So who’s gonna Jaime Lannister him
Wonder how the “Rich Men North of Richmond” guy is doing right about now
February 2, 2025 at 6:14 PM
Wonder how the “Rich Men North of Richmond” guy is doing right about now