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better find a mop it’s gettin sticky in this bitxh
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If Democrats don't want Trump to start a war with Venezuela, they can drop their demands to release the Epstein files at any time.
December 11, 2025 at 3:09 AM
almost EVERY TIME i hold this specific wine glass i feel compelled to chomp it like the grinch did with the trash bottle
December 11, 2025 at 1:34 AM
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White House Begins Christmas Season With Ceremonial Lighting Of Cross
December 10, 2025 at 10:00 PM
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U.S. job cuts have reach 1.17 million this year, the most since 2020.
December 4, 2025 at 2:24 PM
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Continued evidence that life's just a scam: A company* that spends more than $60B to create a thing that nobody wants is rewarded when it announces it will pump the brakes on the thing.

*that knows its harmful for kids; contributed to genocide; is a general cesspool
*META SHARES JUMP 5.5% ON PLAN TO CUT BACK METAVERSE SPENDING
December 4, 2025 at 2:31 PM
Mhm mhm
December 4, 2025 at 3:14 AM
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a lot of you broke mfs on the timeline don't have a long-term vision to financialize everything and create a tradable asset out of any difference in opinion. and frankly it shows
The co-founder of Kalshi says: " The long-term vision is to financialize everything and create a tradable asset out of any difference in opinion."
December 4, 2025 at 12:29 AM
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The combined vortex of suck may just create a new black hole
December 3, 2025 at 10:11 PM
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there are plenty of strategic/messaging reasons to argue that he spends all of his time playing with models and picking out curtains for the ballroom but make no mistake: He is a true believer in all of the most hateful and awful stuff this administration is doing
December 3, 2025 at 10:40 PM
It makes me so sad that students won’t be using their friends or classmates to cheat anymore…that was a really important social interaction that will just be gone for gen alpha 😢
December 1, 2025 at 6:48 PM
Gave my great aunt and two cousins that live together in Asheville my login to criterion and am so excited to talk w them about what they watch…giving is literally a gift in itself I stg
December 1, 2025 at 12:04 AM
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You have to scroll down the page to read the quotes, but this outlines the Billionaire's plan to take over America by eliminating Democracy and all the institutions that took us 250 years to build. This IS the Trump administration's plan via Project 2025. (Please share)

theplotagainstamerica.com
The Plot Against America
The richest men in the country are in the final stages of a 40-year plan to kill America and crown themselves kings.
theplotagainstamerica.com
November 29, 2025 at 7:35 PM
Have you ever thought: How do violent evil hateful people just live…doesn’t it ruin their insides, like don’t they get ulcers?

Well, it’s because they are all on fuckloads of drugs to silence their Jiminy Cricket
November 29, 2025 at 6:41 PM
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The Sims (2000)
November 29, 2025 at 4:26 PM
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1984 is over-cited, but the best word for this is doublethink. MAGA has tons of it.

Trump is a strong leader no one would cross and a poor victim who deserves sympathy.

He brought crime down and crime is out of control.

The Epstein Files are fake to hurt Trump and have nothing negative about him.
November 29, 2025 at 6:12 PM
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November 27, 2025 at 2:00 AM
Space ghost calling everyone fat babies
November 26, 2025 at 5:03 AM
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November 9, 2025 at 8:27 PM
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A snowy owl preening. November 22, 2025, Chicago.
November 23, 2025 at 5:09 PM
No, I will decidedly not be watching that n*tflix movie about the French new wave, thank you very, very much xoxo
November 23, 2025 at 6:54 PM
Gah I love Lana del Rey idc
November 23, 2025 at 5:29 PM
I need someone to help me write this high concept sci-fi satire 😔
November 21, 2025 at 5:09 PM
Let his gout-filled ankle ass evil ugly ass dickface call me “piggy”

just let him…see what’ll happen ohhh I wish he would
November 18, 2025 at 3:35 PM
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I had a great conversation about this phenomenon with some sociologists at ASA once. A colleague took me to task for failing to see how they KNOW the reference. They aren’t misreading literary references — they are wielding them to demonstrate their power to shape our ethics.
November 17, 2025 at 2:08 PM
I love getting student tix & not having to sit in the fkn 300s and falling into the seat in front of me from dizziness from being up so high
November 15, 2025 at 12:04 AM