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Plate Noise
@platenoise.bsky.social
she/her, they/them || sentient dinnerplate || likes trains and creatures || baby electrical and computer engineer || https://plate-noise.neocities.org/
swagon i miss u
September 16, 2025 at 4:20 AM
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I can actually say I enjoyed Charlie Kirk's latest video.
September 10, 2025 at 8:38 PM
part two of the auburn catgirl sticker saga
December 31, 2024 at 7:25 AM
boonays
November 22, 2024 at 7:57 AM
Theyre opening another harbor freight in my hometown ;0;
November 18, 2024 at 7:37 PM
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getting shot in the stomach and immediately stumbling towards my medicine cabinet to chug a bottle of pepto bismol
November 4, 2024 at 7:10 AM
my sister ate all the chicken in the kung pao chicken so now i have to eat fuckin
kung pao water chestnuts
November 3, 2024 at 12:22 AM
plate-noise.neocities.org
Finally updated my neocities, complete with a tonechi segment. (nsfw may be inside the tonechi images)
PLATE SITE
plate-noise.neocities.org
November 2, 2024 at 11:30 PM
what the hell is this song
October 19, 2024 at 5:59 AM
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I'd like to announce my new policy that climate change denial is an instant block from me.

And I'm wishing for the safety of all people affected by Milton.
October 9, 2024 at 5:54 PM
Bluesky now has over 10 million users, and I was #1,602,897!
October 10, 2024 at 9:03 PM
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Oooh yeah, I got one thing to tell everybody, the Macho Man is gonna tuck you in, yeah, let me say it, we’re gonna wish you a good night and don’t you let the bed bugs bite yeahh
February 9, 2024 at 9:12 PM
Making my monthly pilgrimage to catgirl mecca, nearby my college
February 9, 2024 at 6:21 PM
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February 6, 2024 at 6:40 PM
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Imagine walking past this at 1 in the morning and hearing a twig snap
That shadowy place way out there? That is beyond our borders. You must never go there. That is the Big Boy graveyard.
January 23, 2024 at 5:52 PM
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That shadowy place way out there? That is beyond our borders. You must never go there. That is the Big Boy graveyard.
January 23, 2024 at 5:09 PM
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i'm so glad the baby boomers are named that and the other ones have kinda cool names. it's like if Generation Midnight, The Guardians of the Millennium, and The Turbo Teens were all doomed by the edicts of the ancients known as the bitty bumpy bippity-bop boopy boys
January 26, 2024 at 3:30 AM
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November 18, 2023 at 11:20 PM
I should probably bring Tonechis to this place
This is a Tonechi, a species from my worldbuilding project, They're a species of short cat bunny aliens that evolved from lobster like creatures. They have their own planet which I've been developing since last year
⚠️ shortstack in panties but no pants
October 21, 2023 at 5:40 AM
I was called fat by my own offspring
October 19, 2023 at 8:50 PM
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i think every person on earth should own their own bomb
October 18, 2023 at 3:16 PM