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physics undergrad. she/her. (you can read my writing at plasmon.neocities.org, or hit me up at cohost.org/plasmon)
The Laplacian is the cruelest of all the mathematical symbols. Like, ∇f(x, y) = df/dx i + df/dy j and ∇•f = df/dx + df/dy, but then suddenly ∇²f = d²f/dx² + d²f/dy²? Why not write ∇²f as ∇²•f? Ugh
April 4, 2024 at 2:17 PM
New Pokémon just dropped
April 4, 2024 at 3:21 AM
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Between F*lke, my dead wife, the dorm from hell, and general chumpfuckery, this has been a cromulent fuckcrustable of a day. Elster needy drinky.
March 26, 2024 at 12:57 AM
Alright, I'm at the theater to see Dune 2. Why are there so many middle schoolers here? I thought Dune was for college-aged nerds?
March 22, 2024 at 10:42 PM
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March 19, 2024 at 4:35 AM
Hey I just watched end of evangelion. How am I supposed to go to class tomorrow after seeing that? That felt more like an intense therapy session than a movie.
March 18, 2024 at 2:57 AM
Man, people in the air force really do have it easy. All they do is just sit around and fly planes, and then when pilots retire, they can just become UFO grifters.
March 17, 2024 at 8:28 AM
March 17, 2024 at 8:26 AM
I love cruising Vixra to read the cosmology section—it's like a free, infinite source of comedy, which is pretty darn close to what the people posting "papers" on there want.
March 17, 2024 at 8:22 AM
If you post the tau manifesto today, I will gather a large group of people to point and/or laugh at you.
March 14, 2024 at 11:55 PM
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Fossil gas (aka “natural gas”) is mostly methane and was never a bridge fuel. Accurate, scientific measurements of methane emissions reveal that they are three times greater than voluntary reporting. Stop burning fossil fuels. 🧪💡🔌

www.nature.com/articles/s41...
US oil and gas system emissions from nearly one million aerial site measurements - Nature
We integrate approximately one million aerial site measurements into regional emissions inventories for six regions in the USA, finding methane emission intensities that vary by more than a factor of ...
www.nature.com
March 14, 2024 at 9:52 PM
Huh, maybe someone should look into that money thing. I wonder why people aren't spending their money on college? It's a real mystery.
March 13, 2024 at 2:51 PM
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this is what you end up making the first time you play garry's mod. you don't really know what you're doing yet
day 2 of candy crush regionals is heating up
March 12, 2024 at 10:32 PM
Why are doctors talking about killing crabs so much with chemotherapy and stuff? I know they're tasty and all, but they're my crotchpals.
March 13, 2024 at 3:29 AM
March 10, 2024 at 6:33 AM
NIST has to deal with budget cuts on top of having all of its buildings crumbling—the neutron center reactor meltdown a few years ago should have been a wakeup call, but instead it too gets hit with budget cuts. I guess this should have been expected now that covid is artificially deemed "over."
Big cuts in US research budgets were recently announced. Summary below, read www.science.org/content/arti... for more.
March 8, 2024 at 3:51 PM
Oh, nvim-cmp broke all of a sudden and now I can't tab—I guess I need to spend the next 20 hours trying to fix that.
March 3, 2024 at 4:36 PM
Having an insulin pump is like having a toddler that will kill you if you decide to stop taking care of it.
March 3, 2024 at 4:16 PM
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