Ben's interior monologue
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Incoherent yelling is perfectly acceptable discourse
Pinned
It's all BULLSHIT
And I'm TIRED.
And I'm TIRED.
We saw "Marty Supreme" last night.
Ping pong still looks like a stupid, stupid sport.
Ping pong still looks like a stupid, stupid sport.
December 27, 2025 at 2:39 PM
We saw "Marty Supreme" last night.
Ping pong still looks like a stupid, stupid sport.
Ping pong still looks like a stupid, stupid sport.
Dammit, it was a hard day for Det. Riggs, too.
December 25, 2025 at 3:16 PM
Dammit, it was a hard day for Det. Riggs, too.
At Urgent Care with sick son.
It's wrong to hope he's got some kind of infection so I can disinvite my elderly mother-in-law for tomorrow, right?
I feel like it's wrong.
It's wrong to hope he's got some kind of infection so I can disinvite my elderly mother-in-law for tomorrow, right?
I feel like it's wrong.
December 24, 2025 at 6:55 PM
At Urgent Care with sick son.
It's wrong to hope he's got some kind of infection so I can disinvite my elderly mother-in-law for tomorrow, right?
I feel like it's wrong.
It's wrong to hope he's got some kind of infection so I can disinvite my elderly mother-in-law for tomorrow, right?
I feel like it's wrong.
"Let's see AI write *this*" he said as he re-capped his Sharpie in the 3rd stall on the left.
December 23, 2025 at 5:06 PM
"Let's see AI write *this*" he said as he re-capped his Sharpie in the 3rd stall on the left.
Gillette assures me that my shaving cream has a "touch of pomegranate."
Clearly I am not to be trifled with.
Clearly I am not to be trifled with.
December 22, 2025 at 11:40 AM
Gillette assures me that my shaving cream has a "touch of pomegranate."
Clearly I am not to be trifled with.
Clearly I am not to be trifled with.
"Daddy, how are babies made?"
"Sometimes, when a Daddy and a Mommy have so much hatred in their hearts that they are full, they create a new heart to pour it into."
"And that's me?"
"Yes, my child. That's you."
"Sometimes, when a Daddy and a Mommy have so much hatred in their hearts that they are full, they create a new heart to pour it into."
"And that's me?"
"Yes, my child. That's you."
December 20, 2025 at 10:11 PM
"Daddy, how are babies made?"
"Sometimes, when a Daddy and a Mommy have so much hatred in their hearts that they are full, they create a new heart to pour it into."
"And that's me?"
"Yes, my child. That's you."
"Sometimes, when a Daddy and a Mommy have so much hatred in their hearts that they are full, they create a new heart to pour it into."
"And that's me?"
"Yes, my child. That's you."
What a nice way for someone to tell me to go fuck myself.
December 17, 2025 at 1:17 PM
What a nice way for someone to tell me to go fuck myself.
"Have a good time ALL the time."
RIP Marty
RIP Marty
December 15, 2025 at 1:19 PM
"Have a good time ALL the time."
RIP Marty
RIP Marty
I don't know why people make such a big deal out of the Hall of Mirrors at Versailles.
All I saw there was a bunch of freaks.
All I saw there was a bunch of freaks.
December 12, 2025 at 9:47 PM
I don't know why people make such a big deal out of the Hall of Mirrors at Versailles.
All I saw there was a bunch of freaks.
All I saw there was a bunch of freaks.
[For everyone I met during my 25-year marketing and advertising career: sorry about that]
December 8, 2025 at 8:14 PM
[For everyone I met during my 25-year marketing and advertising career: sorry about that]
As an experiment, I tried making my coffee with fewer beans based on the idea that I might be overpowering the flavor.
Long story short, I hate you all.
Long story short, I hate you all.
December 8, 2025 at 2:54 PM
As an experiment, I tried making my coffee with fewer beans based on the idea that I might be overpowering the flavor.
Long story short, I hate you all.
Long story short, I hate you all.
[Love, love, love that "Stranger Things" is dropping hints that the Demogorgon is really Richard Simmons]
November 28, 2025 at 10:21 PM
[Love, love, love that "Stranger Things" is dropping hints that the Demogorgon is really Richard Simmons]
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We are now further away from the theatrical release of Raiders of the Lost Ark (June 12, 1981) than it was from the year it takes place in (1936). We have reached the Indiana Jones event horizon.
November 27, 2025 at 12:49 AM
We are now further away from the theatrical release of Raiders of the Lost Ark (June 12, 1981) than it was from the year it takes place in (1936). We have reached the Indiana Jones event horizon.
[Linda Hamilton!]
November 27, 2025 at 1:42 AM
[Linda Hamilton!]
[Who are you going to believe, my therapist or the voices in my head?]
November 24, 2025 at 11:35 PM
[Who are you going to believe, my therapist or the voices in my head?]
FWIW, his policies are also garbage
GOP Rep. Salazar won't criticize Trump calling a woman reporter "piggy" -- "President Trump is a very different type of politician. But I always say I look at his policies and not his personality. Nobody is perfect."
November 19, 2025 at 12:55 AM
FWIW, his policies are also garbage
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I can’t believe how stupid everything is
November 17, 2025 at 11:27 PM
I can’t believe how stupid everything is
[I feel virtuous when I remember to dump my coffee grounds into the compost bin until I think about those poor, wired earthworms]
November 15, 2025 at 2:11 PM
[I feel virtuous when I remember to dump my coffee grounds into the compost bin until I think about those poor, wired earthworms]
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she’s a 10 but Excel thinks she’s October
November 13, 2025 at 8:08 AM
she’s a 10 but Excel thinks she’s October
[Shout out to WKCR for playing like a dozen versions of "How High the Moon" from different, warped recordings one after the other. I don't know why people say we shouldn't fund public radio.]
November 11, 2025 at 2:30 PM
[Shout out to WKCR for playing like a dozen versions of "How High the Moon" from different, warped recordings one after the other. I don't know why people say we shouldn't fund public radio.]
[Who was our most sociopathic President before That Fascist?]
November 11, 2025 at 1:04 AM
[Who was our most sociopathic President before That Fascist?]
[Wondering why any Democrat thinks moving independents means anything special when just 12 months ago, they voted... Differently]
November 9, 2025 at 6:11 PM
[Wondering why any Democrat thinks moving independents means anything special when just 12 months ago, they voted... Differently]
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I’m on emotional airplane mode until further notice.
November 6, 2025 at 11:10 AM
I’m on emotional airplane mode until further notice.
[I'm not a drunk. I'm a ginfluencer ]
November 6, 2025 at 12:25 AM
[I'm not a drunk. I'm a ginfluencer ]
[Dick Cheney no longer controls the weather]
November 4, 2025 at 11:52 AM
[Dick Cheney no longer controls the weather]