Ben's interior monologue
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Thanks. Antibiotics and nasal spray and he'll be fine.
December 24, 2025 at 9:42 PM
Thanks. Antibiotics and nasal spray and he'll be fine.
Please, sir, include Det. Martin Riggs, LAPD, who also has some Holiday-related trauma.
December 24, 2025 at 7:11 PM
Please, sir, include Det. Martin Riggs, LAPD, who also has some Holiday-related trauma.
Motherfucker, for decades in NYC, WOR-TV broadcast "King Kong" and "Wizard of Oz" and no one ever challenged it.
Your logic is SOLID.
Your logic is SOLID.
December 24, 2025 at 6:52 PM
Motherfucker, for decades in NYC, WOR-TV broadcast "King Kong" and "Wizard of Oz" and no one ever challenged it.
Your logic is SOLID.
Your logic is SOLID.
A hell of a, lot of shortcuts really on old Pythagoras.
December 21, 2025 at 2:23 PM
A hell of a, lot of shortcuts really on old Pythagoras.
During this season especially, I like to say "not the brightest candle on the menorah."
December 19, 2025 at 1:53 PM
During this season especially, I like to say "not the brightest candle on the menorah."
I haven't taught math in 4 years and I'm having a conniption.
December 18, 2025 at 8:58 PM
I haven't taught math in 4 years and I'm having a conniption.
Oh, the gloves are spectacular all right, but are they real?
December 16, 2025 at 6:17 PM
Oh, the gloves are spectacular all right, but are they real?
You think they might go with the Jonathan Shay route?
December 15, 2025 at 12:39 AM
You think they might go with the Jonathan Shay route?
I really wanna see how he handles the Sirens. "What song did the Sirens sing?" was the most mind-blowing question of my college years.
December 14, 2025 at 9:04 PM
I really wanna see how he handles the Sirens. "What song did the Sirens sing?" was the most mind-blowing question of my college years.
"Please throw your paper towels in the trash like an adult" posted just above the floor where some jerkoff had been throwing them.
December 10, 2025 at 3:28 PM
"Please throw your paper towels in the trash like an adult" posted just above the floor where some jerkoff had been throwing them.
Seriously, how is this guy not in jail?
December 7, 2025 at 10:57 PM
Seriously, how is this guy not in jail?
Wewease Woderwick!
December 5, 2025 at 2:57 PM
Wewease Woderwick!