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Merry Christmas everyone. I have to share this. Toni Storm is an incredible human being. She found out my neighbors kids are huge fans of hers and she recorded this video for them. She’s unhinged and she’s THE BEST! 😂
December 25, 2025 at 3:00 PM
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Things are going great over at X, The Everything App
December 18, 2025 at 11:48 PM
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Excited to watch puke v ass in a battle of titans
December 9, 2025 at 11:30 PM
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Did You Just Put a Red Coin in the Fucking Souvenir Penny Press
December 7, 2025 at 9:10 AM
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November 8, 2024 at 3:44 PM
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December 6, 2025 at 12:09 AM
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Irish Minister for Health calls the UK's descent into transphobia out for what it is.
My head nearly fell off. The actual Minister for Health said this?

m.independent.ie/irish-news/t...
December 5, 2025 at 12:50 PM
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tapping the sign
December 4, 2025 at 4:35 PM
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I listened to a biography of FDR recently and the throughline of his first 2 terms is that he was boldly against monied interests in word and deed and the American people fucking loved him to death for it*

*kept reelecting him until he literally died in office
Left: FDR campaign speech, October 1936

Right: 1936 electoral map
November 30, 2025 at 4:13 PM
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October 31, 2025 at 11:00 PM
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America is a country that will test UBI hundreds of times, get the same radically positive results each time, and still look at it askance, but will also put untested robotaxis on the road because a billionaire threw a shit fit.
An Oregon pilot program giving cash to homeless youths sees a staggering reduction in homelessness. The program gave participants $1,000 cash payments each month for two years, and at the end of the project's first phase, 91% of participants reported being in stable housing.
Oregon pilot program giving cash to homeless youths sees staggering reduction in homelessness
The state program gave participants $1,000 cash payments each month for two years. At the end of the project's first phase, 91% of participants reported being in stable housing.
www.streetroots.org
December 3, 2025 at 6:27 AM
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Game: Mii Channel (2006, Wii)
TAS author: DyllonStej
Source: youtu.be/EhihHfsi4ME
December 1, 2025 at 4:33 PM
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42 Million Dead In Bloodiest Black Friday Weekend On Record https://theonion.com/42-million-dead-in-bloodiest-black-friday-weekend-on-re-1819574242/
November 30, 2025 at 8:00 PM
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how do you even ENGINEER a scenario where your camera picks up dick-shaped ultraviolet patterning that isn't visible to the naked eye. just, his deep, deep confusion when he sees it on the preview, turns around, and it's not there. perfect. i would be exactly this lost
February 26, 2025 at 5:24 PM
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November 29, 2025 at 6:31 PM
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What a great headline
November 28, 2025 at 3:49 PM
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he met 4 trans women for lunch and banned polyamory what did they tell him
November 27, 2025 at 6:42 PM
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My nephew: Are you a girl or a boy?
Me: a boy, I used to look more like a girl but then I turned into a boy
Nephew: How???
Me: I went to the doctor and they gave me some medicine
Nephew: …
Nephew, bragging now: I’M a boy and I didn’t even HAVE to go to the doctor
November 27, 2025 at 3:41 PM
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One of my personal favourites
November 26, 2025 at 10:51 PM
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Earthbound in particular should shame every single one of us into being funnier at every opportunity
November 26, 2025 at 10:52 PM
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A friend's oc is like an oc-in-law to me
November 21, 2025 at 8:57 PM
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HEALTH be like (synths)
(guitar)
(bass)
When you're sad... You always are...
(drop)
(video of Rei Ayanami fighting Hank Hill in the background)
November 20, 2025 at 8:42 PM