My life feels pretty small now, but it used to be bigger. I got to do a lot of things that girls from my socio-economic backgrounds never get to do... because apparently fucking men for money is frowned on in this establishment.

Literally, so many doors open when an affluent man wants to fuck you.

When scientists find an ancient skull and they're like "it had a tiny brain and a huge protruding brow" how do they know that's a new species and not just one ugly idiot? I don't want somebody digging me up in 10,000 years thinking I'm a missing link or something.

If it's not clear, I have no idea what this account is for.

Our meet cute? He called me "cunt" and when he offered to meet for coffee, I offered to suck his dick instead.

It's actually pretty adorable, he came in my mouth while hitting me in the face.

Or sometimes, a racist dickhead dies and we don't have to hear their cyclopedic knowledge of bigotry. Also, sometimes they were actually just your abuser. Not all old people are valuable just by virtue of being old.

Also, not to put to fine a point on it, but the elderly are supposed to die...

I'm super old. I can tell because I'm cranky about how many times I've started over on new platforms when I still liked the old one.

I don't even care about the follower counts and potential monetization I've given up. All I really want is to go back to my original Myspace account.

Thin models for plus size clothing, marketed as plus size, and listed only with plus sizes available, is bananas. It's also really unhelpful. It's bad enough that most plus size models are like a 14-18 on the outside, and 5'10". I'm 4'11" and, well, bigger than an 18. sigh.

#disabled #disabilities

Therapy Highlights

Couldn't turn off my nanny brain, started giving teething tips bc she has a teething baby.

We've both watched Frasier all the way through, multiple times. We <3 Niles

When I got in my Lyft to go home, the song that came on as I was getting in the car, was "Sweet But a Psycho"

I wouldn't know where to start if someone presented me with a bag of dicks.

So, hi 👋

I'm, well I'm me, you're probably you.

Glad we got that out of the way.

Can someone explain why TikTok is a bigger national security concern than a social media platform run by a South African technofeudal oligarch actively interfering in our elections and sabotaging our national interests here and abroad?