Dr. Jordan B. Feeterson
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Dr. Jordan B. Feeterson
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Guy who has had a Punisher skull on the back of his truck for 25 years: "it's messed up to see the public glorify a vigilante killer"
December 29, 2024 at 12:36 PM
Calling my shot, it's an H&K P7.

Hans Gruber style.
what gun was he using. the greatest argument in the history of forums. locked by a moderator after 12,239 pages of heated debate
December 5, 2024 at 12:23 AM
Dude looks like Fernando Alonso crashed his car and woke up mid-play on an American football field.

F1 Freaky Friday.

FROM THE GRID TO THE GRIDIRON
Aaron Rodgers realizing he has to lead a comeback and has no one left to fire
December 2, 2024 at 9:57 PM
@mikeduncan.bsky.social is really pushing the form with the new season of his Revolutions podcast.

If you like The Expanse, but wish you could get a better grip on the politics and maybe have a little less Protomolecule spacemagic...

Revolutions is absolutely where it's at.
December 2, 2024 at 8:33 PM
Fistful of raw ground beef in my gin tonic.
More cocktails should come with a meat garnish
December 1, 2024 at 3:33 PM
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November 26, 2024 at 8:27 PM
I don't usually get nostalgic, but I miss OldCringe™

There was nothing better than having someone start typing at you like Shadow the Hedgehog.

Truly, the age of

"*Teleports behind you* Nothing personnel kid"

was a golden era.
November 26, 2024 at 8:58 PM
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The religious right want to ban jacking off. Good luck with that. Gooning is my religion and protected by the first amendment
November 25, 2024 at 4:16 PM
Being so progressive I become transphobic
Elonia has made 405 ketamine-fueled posts on his social media app in the last 24 hours.
November 25, 2024 at 12:34 AM
I enjoyed Moby Dick when I read it as a teen, but the audio version of it was a completely different experience that really solidified the "weird guy at the bar telling you a story" vibe that Melville was going for.

Audible should be a tax writeoff for any warehouse workers or professional drivers.
The audiobook debate is remarkably narrow. Reading aloud was a group activity for centuries and I actually argue that people who struggle with classic lit should try an audiobook as it was likely that the original audience enjoyed it aloud.
November 23, 2024 at 7:34 PM
Has anyone explained why we don't just call them tweets?

I mean the word is linguistic abandonware at this point.

What are we gonna do? Just give it back to birds and hope they're good stewards of it?

I've seen a seagull (bird) eat a whole pack of cigarettes and die on the beach of Lake Erie.
November 23, 2024 at 12:55 AM
I don't care if it makes me cringe, I will purposefully misidentify every animal I see until the day I die.

Calling an iguana a puppy or a school of fish "wet sheep" is all i have left.
November 22, 2024 at 12:08 AM
Folks are out here posting a bunch of lists of their traits to get follows.

Follow me if you like:

- Mixing ADHD meds and energy drinks so you can feel like you're dying

- Forgetting to do laundry for weeks but remembering to feed your cows in farm simulator every day

- dry itchy scalp
November 22, 2024 at 12:06 AM
They made the Lance Stroll Lego kit John Deere green in honour of how much time he spends on the grass instead of the track.
November 21, 2024 at 4:37 PM
This should come as no surprise if you know someone who uses threads. My wife is a ...Threader?

And every time she tells me what's up it's like "what if 2014 Tumblr had 2023 twitter ads?"
Despite a massive head start, BlueSky has now overtaken Threads in the US 👇
November 20, 2024 at 12:11 PM
As much as I LOVE slop (and Timothy Olyphant) the Hitman movie is one of the biggest pieces of dogshit I have ever seen.

It's nice to see real squibs after a decade of digital "blood hits" but this movie is straight dogshit.
November 20, 2024 at 8:44 AM
This website is still defining its culture, so if i may pitch:

Let's put the title of the movie in the post when we post a clip instead of just saying "wow, everyone should watch this" but not telling anyone what "this" is.

I'm *trying* to, but you're making me beg like a peasant in the replies.
November 19, 2024 at 7:55 PM
Rewatching The Expanse for the 3rd time and all I can think is that there has never been a more attractive person in film history than Drummer.

Everyone on this show is preposterously hot, but honestly, every time she's on screen the rest could go completely blank and I wouldn't even notice.
November 18, 2024 at 1:25 AM
Lol if this place is ever going to take over for twitter, it's going have to harden the fuck up.
November 10, 2024 at 6:58 AM
The fact that most other people don't refer to themselves as "you fuckin piece of shit" in their heads is really troubling to me.
Do you ever call yourself by a little nickname in your head?

“Time to get to work, kiddo” etc
February 29, 2024 at 8:08 PM
I obviously haven't been using this site correctly. Where is all this horrible shit everyone keeps talking about?

I'm not here for a good time. I wanna feel sick!
February 6, 2024 at 10:09 PM
Posting on the internet.
November 21, 2023 at 7:32 AM