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piquant-potato.bsky.social
@piquant-potato.bsky.social
Fueled by spite and caffeine; I trudge, therefore I am. Neo-luddite non-binary technophobe. Denizen of Canada. Mostly here for cat videos and to share my particular brand of shenanigans and madness.
November 25, 2025 at 12:10 AM
November 24, 2025 at 4:43 AM
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November 20, 2025 at 3:20 PM
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MISSING. Maya, a dilute calico short-haired female cat lives on Alice St in #Guelph. On Nov 22 she went down Morris, then Ferguson then into a back yard & hasn't returned. If you have any info please call or text Sandra: facebook.com/groups/guelp...; or let us know.
November 24, 2025 at 12:55 AM
If the Simpsons taught me anything, it’s taught me only an insane person would wear a pink shirt. Also, frosty chocolate milkshakes cure all ills.
November 23, 2025 at 4:39 PM
Back when dinosaurs roamed the earth & I still had cartilage in my knees, I could run.

Now, I’m the dinosaur.

I still stomp the terra, albeit at a slower pace, & don’t plan to stop, but I do miss the speed.

Getting to those happy brain juices takes longer now, involves more work & gear…
Robin Williams - Live At The Met - Cocaine
YouTube video by Jagron
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November 22, 2025 at 8:53 PM
They won’t believe you until it’s far too late.
November 22, 2025 at 6:10 PM
That’s one adventurous lizard. Beardies are great companions, hope this scalely doggo finds their way home.
LOOKING FOR OWNER. A green, yellow & brown bearded dragon lizard was found near Woolwich & Verney St in Guelph on Nov 22. If he/she is yours or you have any info contact #Guelph Humane Society at 519-824-3091 or lostandfound@guelphhumane.ca (ID 2000368105).
November 22, 2025 at 5:43 PM
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UPDATE Nov 21. The young brown tabby short-haired female cat who was seen in the Kortright Rd W & Edinburgh Rd S of Guelph for a few days is now at #Guelph Humane Society. If she's yours or you have any info contact 519-824-3091 or lostandfound@guelphhumane.ca (ID 2000367709)
November 22, 2025 at 3:13 AM
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Hi these weren't shipping to the US for a while, but now they are again! You might not know it yet but this rat is your new favourite cartoon character. When I finish my rat cartoon you will say "wow I love this rat, I'm glad I had purchased Rat™ merchandise from wombot.studio/shop before seeing it"
November 21, 2025 at 12:32 AM
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SPOTTED Nov 20. This brown tabby short-haired cat has been seen in the Kortright Rd W & Edinburgh Rd S of #Guelph for a few days. May be lost or live in area. If secured proof of ownership will be required. Any info please comment on facebook.com/groups/guelp... or let us know.
November 21, 2025 at 3:23 AM
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Heartfelt condolences to the family of a grey tabby & white short-hair neutered male cat found deceased by 8 Line W & Wellington Rd 21 #CentreWellington Nov 18. If he may be yours contact #Guelph Humane: 519-824-3091 or lostandfound@guelphhumane.ca (2000366774). www.facebook.com/GHSfoundpets...
GHS Found Pets
Sadly, we are reporting a deceased CAT (2000366774) DSH, grey and white tabby, adult, intact male. This cat has white on his face, chest, stomach and legs. He has grey tabby markings on his head,...
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November 20, 2025 at 2:43 AM
Living with hard water is a pain. A predisposition to pop out kidney stones like a pez dispenser makes it a major pain. Two decades of chronic epididymo-orchitis, well that’s the cherry on top of a scrumptious pain parfait; with extra nuts of course.
a squirrel is standing on its hind legs holding an acorn in its paws .
ALT: a squirrel is standing on its hind legs holding an acorn in its paws .
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November 20, 2025 at 7:24 AM
Just watched both this, and Supernova, last night. Funny that Oppenheimer was the second film where Murphy‘s character was responsIble for a big ‘ol fission kaboom-boom.
yeah, i'm a fan of the movie where an oscar nominee who portrayed a pivotal figure in mid-20th century science has to restart the sun
November 19, 2025 at 9:54 PM
Glad our leaders are holding all these important conferences, globetrotting in private jets & dealing with the important issues.

Not, you know, engaging in hollow masturbatory politics to appease their masters, appeal to Joe Sixpack & maintain the facade that they actually give a shit about us.
COP30 dragged into clash over gender language
A row over the definition of gender risks complicating the outcome of COP30 climate talks in Brazil, after six governments moved to attach their own interpretations as footnotes to a key text.
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November 19, 2025 at 6:46 PM
This film has some very memorable lines. I still remember playing Alien3 on SNES and the Game Over screen would play an underwhelming “Game over man.” Apologies to Sega gamers who didn’t get this game over screen.
November 19, 2025 at 6:10 PM
They say money is the root of all evil, but I’d say it’s a close tie with lawn maintenance companies.
a drawing of a body of water with the words deep written in white
ALT: a drawing of a body of water with the words deep written in white
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November 18, 2025 at 8:18 PM
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STILL MISSING. Patience, a tortie point short-haired female cat, fell from a balcony in the Gordon/Arkell/Clair Rd area of #Guelph in July. May have been taken in by someone. If you have any info please contact her family via facebook.com/groups/guelp... or let us know.
November 18, 2025 at 7:26 PM
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MONTREAL – A rule at WestJet Airlines that bars some power wheelchairs from most of its planes discriminates against people living with a disability, say advocates and travellers.
WestJet weight cap on power wheelchairs leaves some Canadians grounded, advocates say
MONTREAL – A rule at WestJet Airlines that bars some power wheelchairs from most of its planes discriminates against people living with a disability, say advocates and travellers.
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November 18, 2025 at 6:31 PM
November 18, 2025 at 6:29 PM
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[Werner Herzog voice] Mr. Potato Head is a monstrosity. More than a vegetable, yet less than human. With two feet, but no legs. His body parts interchangeable pieces. A grotesque plastic nightmare unworthy of love.
November 18, 2025 at 5:05 AM
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November 17, 2025 at 4:52 AM