@piquant-potato.bsky.social
Fueled by spite and caffeine; I trudge, therefore I am. Neo-luddite non-binary technophobe. Denizen of Canada. Mostly here for cat videos and to share my particular brand of shenanigans and madness.
But, I still get there.
Finding a pain free pace isn’t in the cards though.
The right pace is the one that hurts the least and leaves me enough energy to hobble home.
Finding a pain free pace isn’t in the cards though.
The right pace is the one that hurts the least and leaves me enough energy to hobble home.
November 22, 2025 at 8:53 PM
But, I still get there.
Finding a pain free pace isn’t in the cards though.
The right pace is the one that hurts the least and leaves me enough energy to hobble home.
Finding a pain free pace isn’t in the cards though.
The right pace is the one that hurts the least and leaves me enough energy to hobble home.
Was it a radioactive Camel Spider that gave Peter his powers? Because, that’s quite the hump; he’s got some Spider junk in that trunk.
a cartoon of spider-man standing in front of a gray wall
ALT: a cartoon of spider-man standing in front of a gray wall
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November 22, 2025 at 5:49 PM
Was it a radioactive Camel Spider that gave Peter his powers? Because, that’s quite the hump; he’s got some Spider junk in that trunk.
Had this happy accident happen when I searched for that one scene from Dead Presidents. Covered up the naughty bits with a massive bell-end.
November 21, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Had this happy accident happen when I searched for that one scene from Dead Presidents. Covered up the naughty bits with a massive bell-end.
Speaking from experience, not necessarily with a rubber phallus, those suction cups leave a perfectly circular welt if you pop them off wrong.
November 20, 2025 at 4:22 PM
Speaking from experience, not necessarily with a rubber phallus, those suction cups leave a perfectly circular welt if you pop them off wrong.
Training is a battle against gravity, avoiding chafing and finding a pace that won’t hurt.
Never seems to fail though, whenever I start to get a routine going I get a stone, or am recovering from an orchitis flare up from passing a stone. This time is, surprise-surprise, no different; joy.
Never seems to fail though, whenever I start to get a routine going I get a stone, or am recovering from an orchitis flare up from passing a stone. This time is, surprise-surprise, no different; joy.
kirby wearing headphones with the words " i am in unbearable pain " written below him
ALT: kirby wearing headphones with the words " i am in unbearable pain " written below him
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November 20, 2025 at 7:39 AM
Training is a battle against gravity, avoiding chafing and finding a pace that won’t hurt.
Never seems to fail though, whenever I start to get a routine going I get a stone, or am recovering from an orchitis flare up from passing a stone. This time is, surprise-surprise, no different; joy.
Never seems to fail though, whenever I start to get a routine going I get a stone, or am recovering from an orchitis flare up from passing a stone. This time is, surprise-surprise, no different; joy.
