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absolutely wrecked my man. never coming back from that
January 2, 2026 at 2:52 PM
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Sorry but I absolutely had to bring this over
January 2, 2026 at 5:14 AM
please do read this whole thing. I had figured it was an intentional tack but wowza
In this in-depth interview Billie Jean Sweeney — a former editor at The New York Times — details how the paper shifted towards openly promoting anti-trans hatred, why this was directed from the very top, how some staff pushed back and the immense damage done by the NYT legitimizing bigotry.
'A directive from above': Former NYT editor lays out how the paper pushes anti-trans bigotry
In this in-depth interview, former New York Times editor Billie Jean Sweeney details how the paper shifted towards openly promoting anti-trans hatred, how some staff tried to stop it, how it's directe...
transnews.network
January 2, 2026 at 2:21 AM
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It’s too late, I have already portrayed myself as Chortling Bernie and you as Seething Eric Adams
January 2, 2026 at 2:03 AM
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youtu.be/1WBZg5XFiLA?... one of the only things I miss about being on twitter is sending this video to sacks
January 2, 2026 at 1:39 AM
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Good luck to the homeowner, tenants have a lot of rights in California.
January 2, 2026 at 1:02 AM
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dear community,

we regret to inform you that mecha hitler is also a pedophile.

sincerely, mecha hitler
so x dot com’s ai generated CSAM and they admitted it may violate US law and … i haven’t seen in anyone in power say much at all or call to stop using the platform
January 2, 2026 at 1:17 AM
after a brief stay at the hospital for what is being described as a "mild cerebrovascular incident," Zohran Mamdani has announced he is traveling to Israel next week
January 2, 2026 at 1:23 AM
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If you want to imagine the future, imagine a robot apologizing for making child porn in Celebrity Who Said A Slur Voice, forever
Meanwhile, at the other place:
January 1, 2026 at 10:48 PM
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December 5, 2025 at 7:46 PM
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Jan 1: this is the year of new Me

Jan 12: [eating shredded cheese directly from the bag] new years resolutions are a bourgeois construct for disciplining bodies into productive units for capital
January 1, 2026 at 10:43 PM
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They gentrified the tinfoil hat
January 1, 2026 at 8:57 PM
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day one in mamdani’s new york
January 1, 2026 at 5:10 PM
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happy birthday all horses (northern hemisphere)
January 1, 2026 at 8:29 AM
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funny thing about Zohran being sworn in is that he now owns the @ NYCMayor account, and all the tweets that come with it
January 1, 2026 at 6:07 PM
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January 1, 2026 at 7:31 AM
the prick with the rooster a few houses down has once again acquired professional grade fireworks and is launching them a whole 30 feet in the air
January 1, 2026 at 5:18 AM
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It could happen this year
January 1, 2026 at 5:02 AM
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December 31, 2025 at 5:40 PM
I think the new years hosts being sloppy drunk was cute and funny for like 10 minutes one year
January 1, 2026 at 3:55 AM
we're doing aperol flips. happy NYE
January 1, 2026 at 3:53 AM
me: moving in absolute silence, with the utmost care, like James Bond shit, because a child is sleeping in my house

my dog: thundering along to follow me like the fucking Rohirrim
January 1, 2026 at 3:13 AM
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Outlook for the new year ...
December 31, 2025 at 11:20 PM
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DEPLOY TSAR BOMBA
December 31, 2025 at 4:19 PM
got this to make sure none of my mufos were bought by tech billionaires
December 31, 2025 at 6:10 PM