phylan
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what a stupid piece of shit!
Hillary Clinton on illegal immigration: "Migration went too far. It's been disruptive and destabilizing. It needs to be fixed in a HUMANE way with secure borders that don't torture and kill people."
February 16, 2026 at 8:25 PM
what a stupid piece of shit!
altitude brutally respirationmogged by oxygenmaxxer
February 16, 2026 at 4:47 PM
altitude brutally respirationmogged by oxygenmaxxer
guy who's blood is 30% amphetamines: many people are embracing the sober lifestyle to spend more time working on their AI agents
February 16, 2026 at 2:30 PM
guy who's blood is 30% amphetamines: many people are embracing the sober lifestyle to spend more time working on their AI agents
it's so crazy being in mountain time. every clock says 7:25 and I keep forgetting in the real world it's actually 9:25
February 16, 2026 at 2:26 PM
it's so crazy being in mountain time. every clock says 7:25 and I keep forgetting in the real world it's actually 9:25
ridiculous. hitting kids with your car used to be free
February 16, 2026 at 2:09 PM
ridiculous. hitting kids with your car used to be free
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HARD BOILED DETECTIVE: another cruel sunrise over the city of the damned. another corpse. another widow. another cup of black coffee to drag my sorry ass back to life- *sputtering*
ME: do you like it? it's an ethiopian washed process single origin
DETECTIVE:
ME: are you getting apricot notes
ME: do you like it? it's an ethiopian washed process single origin
DETECTIVE:
ME: are you getting apricot notes
December 16, 2025 at 12:32 PM
HARD BOILED DETECTIVE: another cruel sunrise over the city of the damned. another corpse. another widow. another cup of black coffee to drag my sorry ass back to life- *sputtering*
ME: do you like it? it's an ethiopian washed process single origin
DETECTIVE:
ME: are you getting apricot notes
ME: do you like it? it's an ethiopian washed process single origin
DETECTIVE:
ME: are you getting apricot notes
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I live in the second town in an RPG. Despite our thriving trade with both, the quality of the items we sell here always seems stuck exactly in-between those found in Pleasant Shores and the Wretched Peaks
March 2, 2025 at 9:28 PM
I live in the second town in an RPG. Despite our thriving trade with both, the quality of the items we sell here always seems stuck exactly in-between those found in Pleasant Shores and the Wretched Peaks
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I hope AGENTIC AI is the last entirely marketing-borne alternate reality we all have to pretend to humor but I doubt it
February 16, 2026 at 1:03 AM
I hope AGENTIC AI is the last entirely marketing-borne alternate reality we all have to pretend to humor but I doubt it
I hope AGENTIC AI is the last entirely marketing-borne alternate reality we all have to pretend to humor but I doubt it
February 16, 2026 at 1:01 AM
I hope AGENTIC AI is the last entirely marketing-borne alternate reality we all have to pretend to humor but I doubt it
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American Century of Humiliation is manifesting in ways I did not predict.
Chinese astronauts become the first to grill wings in space, paving the way for future uncstronauts
February 14, 2026 at 11:07 PM
American Century of Humiliation is manifesting in ways I did not predict.
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"But, rest assured, this will be the sixth time we have gone woke, and we have become exceedingly efficient at it."
February 15, 2026 at 9:49 AM
"But, rest assured, this will be the sixth time we have gone woke, and we have become exceedingly efficient at it."
none of this is true by the way
Token Anxiety
i think i mostly echo this for myself. with so much that can be done, i often feel like i *should* be doing something, always
i think i mostly echo this for myself. with so much that can be done, i often feel like i *should* be doing something, always
February 15, 2026 at 10:43 PM
none of this is true by the way
beginning my training for Mens Relatively Chill Black On Piste (edible assisted)
February 15, 2026 at 7:36 PM
beginning my training for Mens Relatively Chill Black On Piste (edible assisted)
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well. I didn't need to read that
"According to a 2024 study into the molecular changes associated with aging, humans experience two abrupt lurches forward, one at around 44 and the other at around age 60. We're not just changing gradually over time; there are some really dramatic changes."
www.sciencealert.com/humans-age-f...
www.sciencealert.com/humans-age-f...
Humans Age Faster at 2 Sharp Peaks, Study Finds
Getting older might seem like a slow, gradual process – but research suggests that this is not always the case.
www.sciencealert.com
February 15, 2026 at 5:50 AM
well. I didn't need to read that
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Franzi Schimmer captured this Grizzly bear in Brooks Falls, Alaska just floating along, tippy-tapping down the river, browsing the salmon.
Prior to hibernation, up to 40% of a bear's body mass is fat, which is less dense than water (~0.9 g/cm^2), so the murder-monster is also a floaty-boaty.
Prior to hibernation, up to 40% of a bear's body mass is fat, which is less dense than water (~0.9 g/cm^2), so the murder-monster is also a floaty-boaty.
February 14, 2026 at 9:47 PM
Franzi Schimmer captured this Grizzly bear in Brooks Falls, Alaska just floating along, tippy-tapping down the river, browsing the salmon.
Prior to hibernation, up to 40% of a bear's body mass is fat, which is less dense than water (~0.9 g/cm^2), so the murder-monster is also a floaty-boaty.
Prior to hibernation, up to 40% of a bear's body mass is fat, which is less dense than water (~0.9 g/cm^2), so the murder-monster is also a floaty-boaty.
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McDonald's Shrimp Salad (1985-1986): A garden salad topped hardboiled eggs and mini shrimp cocktail. This offering made national headlines when improperly stored shrimp led to a typhoid outbreak in Maryland. This salad has popped back up in some European markets in recent years
June 17, 2025 at 6:31 PM
McDonald's Shrimp Salad (1985-1986): A garden salad topped hardboiled eggs and mini shrimp cocktail. This offering made national headlines when improperly stored shrimp led to a typhoid outbreak in Maryland. This salad has popped back up in some European markets in recent years
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had a very respectful chat about theology tonight
February 14, 2026 at 4:59 AM
had a very respectful chat about theology tonight
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this sequence in the U.S. women’s curling match was pure cinema
February 14, 2026 at 7:03 PM
this sequence in the U.S. women’s curling match was pure cinema
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