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Looks like an outlet is about to publish this, so I'm going to get ahead of it. In 2015, while covering him as a presidential candidate, I engaged in a brief, but highly sexual, affair with former Gov. Jim Gilmore (R-VA). It was a mistake and I learned a lot from it. I hope you forgive me.
November 18, 2025 at 2:00 AM
right now there are like thousands of journalists in towns and cities that are working on their nth deeply reported piece exposing some bit of damaging local corruption and then 20 national journos with massive social media footprints who are all talking about how important who they fucked is
November 18, 2025 at 1:57 AM
the trailer really makes the look like it's shot-for-shot, so like . . . why bother
Oh boy a live action remake of a Disney movie but instead of nice animation it’s people acting in front of digital backgrounds that look like dogshit!

youtu.be/QKYFfYLe5rs?...
Moana | Official Teaser
YouTube video by Disney
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November 18, 2025 at 1:00 AM
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BG rocking one of the best hats I’ve ever seen
November 18, 2025 at 12:27 AM
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One of the strangest aspects of aging that they don't warn you about is watching as history gets rewritten right in front of your face and people 20 years younger than you confidently tell you about something you lived through and get it completely wrong.
November 17, 2025 at 10:11 PM
when you're pretty sure history will remember you fondly
November 17, 2025 at 11:11 PM
Kid A I guess. can you people stop being so fucking young
what perfect album came out the year you turned 16?
November 17, 2025 at 8:47 PM
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Probably a lot of them but
November 17, 2025 at 8:06 PM
damn. looks like this is a big nothingburger
TRUMP: I WASN'T WITH EPSTEIN ALL THE TIME AT ALL
November 17, 2025 at 8:34 PM
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November 16, 2025 at 10:47 PM
Ryan Braun is a managing director at a private equity company now lol
November 17, 2025 at 6:33 PM
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Couldn't remember Jon Hamm's name or the name of his character. So I made a discovery
November 17, 2025 at 6:07 PM
every morning an inscrutable tangle of mechanical arms lowers the upper half of RFK Jr onto his legs like the Borg queen
November 17, 2025 at 6:03 PM
sure. yes. but that's also the whole premise of Posting
All of you reposting that Nuzzi article: "good God this is horrible. Here look at it! Share it with everyone you know!"
November 17, 2025 at 5:49 PM
I can't believe these hung around until 2017
Kudos Bars (1986-2017): A line of chocolate-covered chewy granola bars, marketed as a healthier snack for kids, despite ostensibly being candy bars. Available in flavors like chocolate chip, peanut butter, cookies n creme, and many more. then eventually actual candy variants like Snickers and M&Ms.
November 17, 2025 at 5:42 PM
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Why what happened?
The United States Soccer Federation and the Portuguese Football Federation will soon confirm a match between their men’s teams to take place in Atlanta in March 2026.

The match could end an almost 12-year absence for Cristiano Ronaldo from playing football in the U.S.

@adamcrafton.bsky.social
USMNT pre-World Cup game vs. Portugal to be announced as Cristiano Ronaldo set for U.S. return
The exhibition match will take place at the Mercedes-Benz Stadium in Atlanta in March 2026.
www.nytimes.com
November 17, 2025 at 5:00 PM
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November 17, 2025 at 4:22 PM
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He was a Whopper, I was a McRib—back for a limited time, only at participating locations. He told me to "have it your way," I was content enough to say "I'm lovin' it." Could I really be his Burger Queen? He doesn't have a worm in his brain by the way. So the memes are wrong, the ones about the worm
November 17, 2025 at 3:35 PM
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November 17, 2025 at 3:26 PM
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Ben Hanscom level prose here
November 17, 2025 at 2:43 PM
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Wait, her own current employer, for a job as a writer/editor, published this excerpt?
I regret to inform you that Olivia Nuzzi's book appears to be Perfect

insane, stupid, comically overwritten, dishy, politically indefensible I cannot wait to get my hands on it I must accept this is who I am as a person at some deep level whether I like it or not www.vanityfair.com/news/story/o...
November 17, 2025 at 2:22 PM
actually it's cocaine that has replaced cognition in this instance
The plow, the steam engine, electricity — all replaced muscle. AI replaces cognition. If you spend your day “reading lots of stuff and turning it into straight English,” well… so does the machine. The goal now is to learn from history and cushion the blow better than last time.
November 17, 2025 at 1:53 PM
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This is some horrifying predatory shit.
November 17, 2025 at 2:49 AM
it's not a worm baby
November 17, 2025 at 1:30 PM
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November 17, 2025 at 5:35 AM