Photex
photex.bsky.social
Photex
@photex.bsky.social
esports fanatic | director of broadcast operations @ BlackStar Group | (he/him) 🏳️‍🌈
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"Maryland Style" just means Old Bay has been added.
January 25, 2025 at 9:07 PM
Not me crying like a baby from the Arcane montage at the TGA.
December 13, 2024 at 12:35 PM
One of my favorite pass times is critiquing the prizing for old Nickelodeon kids game shows. A pair sneakers that light up? I'm so in.
November 27, 2024 at 1:04 AM
Let's hope he doesn't get his house seat back, no take backsies.
🚨BREAKING: Matt Gaetz withdraws from nomination for Attorney General. Follow @democracydocket.com for further details.
November 21, 2024 at 5:33 PM
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Fun fact: there was a trans woman in the bathroom I was using today.

You’ll never believe what I did next:

I pissed. I washed my hands. I nodded to them on the way out, and I went on about my day because I’m not a fucking psychopath who cares what bathroom people use.
November 20, 2024 at 6:56 PM
H5N1? It's for the birds!
Norm Macdonald GIF
Norm Macdonald GIF
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November 20, 2024 at 4:23 PM
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would be great if reporters did not simply regurgitate transphobic phrases like "biological men" that right-wing republicans pass along to them
November 19, 2024 at 4:57 PM
My mental has been a lot better since ditching twitter though i'm starting to reach the same level of doom scrolling on reddit which is just as bad.
November 19, 2024 at 1:29 PM
November 18, 2024 at 5:39 PM
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Reminder for new users here:

Unfortunately, no one can be told what the Matrix is.
You have to see it for yourself.
The Matrix is the world that has been pulled over your eyes to blind you from the truth.
Reminder to new users here:

Early Canon FD lenses are identifiable by their metal barrels and silver breech lock rings; later New FD or nFD lenses are all black without the breech lock rings and were built with more plastic, making them less solid but much lighter.
September 20, 2023 at 2:43 AM
Jigglypuff isn't amused with the state of America.
November 15, 2024 at 9:01 PM
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its pretty cool that you can just eat a bacon egg and cheese any time of the day
November 15, 2024 at 7:48 PM
I have Civil War sitting in my queue and not sure I can bring myself to watching it a second time.
a man in a military uniform is holding a gun and wearing red sunglasses while talking on a cell phone .
Alt: a man in a military uniform is holding a gun and wearing red sunglasses while talking on a cell phone .
media.tenor.com
November 15, 2024 at 3:49 PM
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Also, part of the reason we did bought InfoWars is because people on Bluesky told us it would be funny to buy InfoWars. And those people were right. This is the funniest thing that has ever happened.
November 14, 2024 at 2:35 PM
The worst part about last week was not having a new episode of RHSLC.
November 14, 2024 at 4:00 PM
Hello. I've removed twitter from my phone finally.
a man says i 'm out you guys your guys figure it out
ALT: a man says i 'm out you guys your guys figure it out
media.tenor.com
November 12, 2024 at 7:24 PM
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My MSG show will be MUCH funnier.
October 27, 2024 at 11:52 PM
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Walz: "Elon's on that stage, jumping around, skipping like a dipshit" (via Acyn)
October 22, 2024 at 7:48 PM
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Thinking about the time my first boyfriend’s mom saw one of these in his dorm room and told him, “I don’t care what you and Mara do in your own time, but put that away when I come over”
September 3, 2023 at 9:39 PM
Really wish there was more esports folks moving themselves over to this platform, it feels like I've left a good chunk of my colleagues back on twitter and it's just been a struggle to look at the shit Elon keeps force feeding me.
September 2, 2023 at 3:42 PM
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Being trans in 2017: ah this is so refreshing I don’t even need to talk to men about sports any more!

Being trans in 2023: just learning from the Sunday Times about my biological advantage at Hungry Hungry Hippos. I feel hurt & disappointed that Hasbro has now banned me from international contests.
August 26, 2023 at 12:01 PM
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me: what’s crazy is that rudy giuliani first rose to fame because of 9/11

teen born in 2006: ohh. like he helped do it

me: ok no, but i see how you got there
August 30, 2023 at 1:57 PM
looking up the most depraved gay porn on pornhub while in Texas to skew their end of year porn map.
August 30, 2023 at 2:53 PM