phonymahoney
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Unapologetic Bruins fan and Somerville Highlander. Strongly opposed to “Camberville”.
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SKULL OF THOMAS AQUINAS: TAKE A LEFT NOW
PRIEST: No, the GPS says we have to keep going—
SKULL: I KNOW A SHORTCUT
PRIEST: Do you remember the last ti—
SKULL: FOR THOSE WITH FAITH, NO EVIDENCE IS NECESSARY; FOR THOSE WITHOUT IT, NO EVIDENCE WILL SUFFICE
PRIEST: No, the GPS says we have to keep going—
SKULL: I KNOW A SHORTCUT
PRIEST: Do you remember the last ti—
SKULL: FOR THOSE WITH FAITH, NO EVIDENCE IS NECESSARY; FOR THOSE WITHOUT IT, NO EVIDENCE WILL SUFFICE
'Skull of St. Thomas Aquinas being transported to Fossanova Abbey.'
Photograph by Daniel Ibanez
Photograph by Daniel Ibanez
December 10, 2025 at 5:10 PM
SKULL OF THOMAS AQUINAS: TAKE A LEFT NOW
PRIEST: No, the GPS says we have to keep going—
SKULL: I KNOW A SHORTCUT
PRIEST: Do you remember the last ti—
SKULL: FOR THOSE WITH FAITH, NO EVIDENCE IS NECESSARY; FOR THOSE WITHOUT IT, NO EVIDENCE WILL SUFFICE
PRIEST: No, the GPS says we have to keep going—
SKULL: I KNOW A SHORTCUT
PRIEST: Do you remember the last ti—
SKULL: FOR THOSE WITH FAITH, NO EVIDENCE IS NECESSARY; FOR THOSE WITHOUT IT, NO EVIDENCE WILL SUFFICE
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The NHL has a uniform problem: defector.com/the-nhl-has-...
The NHL Has A Uniform Problem | Defector
To get this out of the way: I find it still a little cruel when the Carolina Hurricanes and Colorado Avalanche celebrate their respective descents from the Hartford Whalers and Quebec Nordiques. Yes,…
defector.com
October 24, 2025 at 2:31 PM
The NHL has a uniform problem: defector.com/the-nhl-has-...
DAVID PASTRNAK WAS FRAMED
October 8, 2025 at 11:39 PM
DAVID PASTRNAK WAS FRAMED
It’s not gonna be pretty, but it’s gonna be fun… and who has more fun than us?
Lets go. 🖤💛🐻 #NHLBruins
Lets go. 🖤💛🐻 #NHLBruins
October 8, 2025 at 11:39 PM
It’s not gonna be pretty, but it’s gonna be fun… and who has more fun than us?
Lets go. 🖤💛🐻 #NHLBruins
Lets go. 🖤💛🐻 #NHLBruins
wtf
BREAKING: ABC has suspended Jimmy Kimmel's late-night show indefinitely following comments he made about Charlie Kirk's killing.
ABC suspends Jimmy Kimmel's late-night show indefinitely over his remarks about Charlie Kirk’s death
ABC has suspended Jimmy Kimmel’s late-night show indefinitely following comments he made about Charlie Kirk’s killing.
bit.ly
September 17, 2025 at 11:12 PM
wtf
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This was the order of events:
1. Paramount acceded to Trump’s extortion by paying a bribe.
2. Stephen Colbert calls his employer out for doing that.
3. Paramount fires Stephen Colbert for being honest about Trump.
4. Proving Trump’s bribe worked.
1. Paramount acceded to Trump’s extortion by paying a bribe.
2. Stephen Colbert calls his employer out for doing that.
3. Paramount fires Stephen Colbert for being honest about Trump.
4. Proving Trump’s bribe worked.
July 18, 2025 at 12:59 AM
This was the order of events:
1. Paramount acceded to Trump’s extortion by paying a bribe.
2. Stephen Colbert calls his employer out for doing that.
3. Paramount fires Stephen Colbert for being honest about Trump.
4. Proving Trump’s bribe worked.
1. Paramount acceded to Trump’s extortion by paying a bribe.
2. Stephen Colbert calls his employer out for doing that.
3. Paramount fires Stephen Colbert for being honest about Trump.
4. Proving Trump’s bribe worked.
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🇵🇱💪🏼
The Polish foreign minister, a writer and journalist who covered the Soviet war in Afghanistan in the 1980s, clearly knows a thing or two about a patiently-timed response.
June 5, 2025 at 11:43 PM
🇵🇱💪🏼
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this is like drake and kendrick lamar but they're both drake
June 5, 2025 at 8:22 PM
this is like drake and kendrick lamar but they're both drake
The Bruins’ conditional first rounder lives! For now, at least.
May 1, 2025 at 2:29 AM
The Bruins’ conditional first rounder lives! For now, at least.
April 29, 2025 at 10:17 PM
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"The same thing that’s plagued us all year plagued us again tonight. It seems like we’re too stubborn to figure it out." 985thesportshub.com/2025/04/10/b...
Bruins get back to losing ways with crumbling vs. Blackhawks
RECAP: The Bruins had an absolutely crumbling in the third period of Thursday's head-to-head with the Blackhawks.
985thesportshub.com
April 11, 2025 at 3:31 AM
"The same thing that’s plagued us all year plagued us again tonight. It seems like we’re too stubborn to figure it out." 985thesportshub.com/2025/04/10/b...
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Txt STOP to opt out of updates on war plans
March 24, 2025 at 8:39 PM
Txt STOP to opt out of updates on war plans
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That last bit is giving Moira Rose energy
March 26, 2025 at 1:31 PM
That last bit is giving Moira Rose energy
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Let. Goalies. Fight.
March 24, 2025 at 2:36 AM
Let. Goalies. Fight.
NO! LET THEM GO! GOALIE FIGHTS FOR ALL!
March 24, 2025 at 2:32 AM
NO! LET THEM GO! GOALIE FIGHTS FOR ALL!
Huh. Elias Lindholm is on this team. Who knew.
March 24, 2025 at 1:10 AM
Huh. Elias Lindholm is on this team. Who knew.
Do you want to know who the president of the Marat Khusnutdinov fan club is?
a man says it 's me in front of a bulletin board
ALT: a man says it 's me in front of a bulletin board
media.tenor.com
March 16, 2025 at 1:02 AM
Do you want to know who the president of the Marat Khusnutdinov fan club is?
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Zaddy says good night.
March 12, 2025 at 3:53 AM
Zaddy says good night.
Pasta is giving me “Taylor Hall Hart Trophy season” vibes - dragging this team into the playoffs kicking and screaming
March 12, 2025 at 1:35 AM
Pasta is giving me “Taylor Hall Hart Trophy season” vibes - dragging this team into the playoffs kicking and screaming
Sweeney gonna show up for this presser, or what?
March 7, 2025 at 10:46 PM
Sweeney gonna show up for this presser, or what?
I’m honestly okay with keeping Geekie but:
1. would love the return he’d probably fetch
2. have concerns about Sweeney considering him to be a solution on the top line
1. would love the return he’d probably fetch
2. have concerns about Sweeney considering him to be a solution on the top line
March 5, 2025 at 2:10 AM
I’m honestly okay with keeping Geekie but:
1. would love the return he’d probably fetch
2. have concerns about Sweeney considering him to be a solution on the top line
1. would love the return he’d probably fetch
2. have concerns about Sweeney considering him to be a solution on the top line
That’s 20 for Geeks!
a poster that says buy low sell high with a person painting on an easel
ALT: a poster that says buy low sell high with a person painting on an easel
media.tenor.com
March 5, 2025 at 2:09 AM
That’s 20 for Geeks!
For your Bruins bingo card:
✅ Player ends long scoreless streak vs Bruins
✅ Player ends long scoreless streak vs Bruins
March 5, 2025 at 1:20 AM
For your Bruins bingo card:
✅ Player ends long scoreless streak vs Bruins
✅ Player ends long scoreless streak vs Bruins