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Unapologetic Bruins fan and Somerville Highlander. Strongly opposed to “Camberville”.
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SKULL OF THOMAS AQUINAS: TAKE A LEFT NOW
PRIEST: No, the GPS says we have to keep going—
SKULL: I KNOW A SHORTCUT
PRIEST: Do you remember the last ti—
SKULL: FOR THOSE WITH FAITH, NO EVIDENCE IS NECESSARY; FOR THOSE WITHOUT IT, NO EVIDENCE WILL SUFFICE
'Skull of St. Thomas Aquinas being transported to Fossanova Abbey.'
Photograph by Daniel Ibanez
December 10, 2025 at 5:10 PM
DAVID PASTRNAK WAS FRAMED
October 8, 2025 at 11:39 PM
It’s not gonna be pretty, but it’s gonna be fun… and who has more fun than us?

Lets go. 🖤💛🐻 #NHLBruins
October 8, 2025 at 11:39 PM
wtf
September 17, 2025 at 11:12 PM
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This was the order of events:

1. Paramount acceded to Trump’s extortion by paying a bribe.

2. Stephen Colbert calls his employer out for doing that.

3. Paramount fires Stephen Colbert for being honest about Trump.

4. Proving Trump’s bribe worked.
July 18, 2025 at 12:59 AM
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This is incredible
June 11, 2025 at 1:34 PM
🇵🇱💪🏼
The Polish foreign minister, a writer and journalist who covered the Soviet war in Afghanistan in the 1980s, clearly knows a thing or two about a patiently-timed response.
June 5, 2025 at 11:43 PM
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this is like drake and kendrick lamar but they're both drake
June 5, 2025 at 8:22 PM
The Bruins’ conditional first rounder lives! For now, at least.
May 1, 2025 at 2:29 AM
Calvin and I dabbled with gouache for the first time. #CalvinJalapeño #gouache #cherryblossoms
April 29, 2025 at 10:17 PM
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"The same thing that’s plagued us all year plagued us again tonight. It seems like we’re too stubborn to figure it out." 985thesportshub.com/2025/04/10/b...
Bruins get back to losing ways with crumbling vs. Blackhawks
RECAP: The Bruins had an absolutely crumbling in the third period of Thursday's head-to-head with the Blackhawks.
985thesportshub.com
April 11, 2025 at 3:31 AM
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Txt STOP to opt out of updates on war plans
March 24, 2025 at 8:39 PM
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That last bit is giving Moira Rose energy
March 26, 2025 at 1:31 PM
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Let. Goalies. Fight.
March 24, 2025 at 2:36 AM
NO! LET THEM GO! GOALIE FIGHTS FOR ALL!
March 24, 2025 at 2:32 AM
Huh. Elias Lindholm is on this team. Who knew.
March 24, 2025 at 1:10 AM
Do you want to know who the president of the Marat Khusnutdinov fan club is?
a man says it 's me in front of a bulletin board
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media.tenor.com
March 16, 2025 at 1:02 AM
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Zaddy says good night.
March 12, 2025 at 3:53 AM
Pasta is giving me “Taylor Hall Hart Trophy season” vibes - dragging this team into the playoffs kicking and screaming
March 12, 2025 at 1:35 AM
Sweeney gonna show up for this presser, or what?
March 7, 2025 at 10:46 PM
I’m honestly okay with keeping Geekie but:

1. would love the return he’d probably fetch
2. have concerns about Sweeney considering him to be a solution on the top line
March 5, 2025 at 2:10 AM
That’s 20 for Geeks!
a poster that says buy low sell high with a person painting on an easel
ALT: a poster that says buy low sell high with a person painting on an easel
media.tenor.com
March 5, 2025 at 2:09 AM
For your Bruins bingo card:

✅ Player ends long scoreless streak vs Bruins
March 5, 2025 at 1:20 AM