Phil
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⚫ Thiaw's 26-straight starts 👀
⚪ No midweek free since August - none likely until March 🤯
⚫ Injuries mounting - will transfers happen? 🔮
⚪ But finding new ways to win 🙌
💨 #NUFC somehow keep going in this marathon campaign - but at what cost to competing on 4 fronts?
www.nytimes.com/athletic/695...
⚪ No midweek free since August - none likely until March 🤯
⚫ Injuries mounting - will transfers happen? 🔮
⚪ But finding new ways to win 🙌
💨 #NUFC somehow keep going in this marathon campaign - but at what cost to competing on 4 fronts?
www.nytimes.com/athletic/695...
Newcastle United’s marathon campaign continues – but at what cost?
The negative impact of Newcastle United's FA Cup victory over Bournemouth on an already stretched squad is significant
www.nytimes.com
January 12, 2026 at 6:41 AM
⚫ Thiaw's 26-straight starts 👀
⚪ No midweek free since August - none likely until March 🤯
⚫ Injuries mounting - will transfers happen? 🔮
⚪ But finding new ways to win 🙌
💨 #NUFC somehow keep going in this marathon campaign - but at what cost to competing on 4 fronts?
www.nytimes.com/athletic/695...
⚪ No midweek free since August - none likely until March 🤯
⚫ Injuries mounting - will transfers happen? 🔮
⚪ But finding new ways to win 🙌
💨 #NUFC somehow keep going in this marathon campaign - but at what cost to competing on 4 fronts?
www.nytimes.com/athletic/695...
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Great to see Jarvis at The Merch Market
January 11, 2026 at 8:35 PM
Great to see Jarvis at The Merch Market
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🔥🔥🔥 DO NOT BE DISTRACTED BY MADURO & STAY LOUD!!
🔥🔥🔥 DONALD TRUMP IS GOING DOWN!!
TRUMP & EPSTEIN ARE SEX TRAFFICKERS!!! I’m gonna post this every day so nobody forgets exactly who Pedophile Trump is and why the Epstein files have suddenly disappeared. 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
🔥🔥🔥 DONALD TRUMP IS GOING DOWN!!
TRUMP & EPSTEIN ARE SEX TRAFFICKERS!!! I’m gonna post this every day so nobody forgets exactly who Pedophile Trump is and why the Epstein files have suddenly disappeared. 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
January 11, 2026 at 12:23 PM
🔥🔥🔥 DO NOT BE DISTRACTED BY MADURO & STAY LOUD!!
🔥🔥🔥 DONALD TRUMP IS GOING DOWN!!
TRUMP & EPSTEIN ARE SEX TRAFFICKERS!!! I’m gonna post this every day so nobody forgets exactly who Pedophile Trump is and why the Epstein files have suddenly disappeared. 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
🔥🔥🔥 DONALD TRUMP IS GOING DOWN!!
TRUMP & EPSTEIN ARE SEX TRAFFICKERS!!! I’m gonna post this every day so nobody forgets exactly who Pedophile Trump is and why the Epstein files have suddenly disappeared. 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
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Artist: HappyToast https://b3ta.com/board/11424399
From the 'Music and Food II' challenge https://b3ta.com/challenge/musicandfood2/popular/ #MusicAndFoodII
From the 'Music and Food II' challenge https://b3ta.com/challenge/musicandfood2/popular/ #MusicAndFoodII
January 11, 2026 at 8:23 PM
Artist: HappyToast https://b3ta.com/board/11424399
From the 'Music and Food II' challenge https://b3ta.com/challenge/musicandfood2/popular/ #MusicAndFoodII
From the 'Music and Food II' challenge https://b3ta.com/challenge/musicandfood2/popular/ #MusicAndFoodII
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Little darling, I feel that ice-cream's slowly melting...
Artist: Captain Howdy https://b3ta.com/board/11424366
From the 'Music and Food II' challenge https://b3ta.com/challenge/musicandfood2/popular/ #MusicAndFoodII
Artist: Captain Howdy https://b3ta.com/board/11424366
From the 'Music and Food II' challenge https://b3ta.com/challenge/musicandfood2/popular/ #MusicAndFoodII
January 11, 2026 at 8:23 PM
Little darling, I feel that ice-cream's slowly melting...
Artist: Captain Howdy https://b3ta.com/board/11424366
From the 'Music and Food II' challenge https://b3ta.com/challenge/musicandfood2/popular/ #MusicAndFoodII
Artist: Captain Howdy https://b3ta.com/board/11424366
From the 'Music and Food II' challenge https://b3ta.com/challenge/musicandfood2/popular/ #MusicAndFoodII
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FOX: Where’s the protest against the regime that's killing people in the street right now?
Trent: They are doing those today. It’s called the ICE protests
FOX: Are they talking about Iran at the ICE protests?
Trent: No, I think they are talking about the regime that is shooting people in the face
Trent: They are doing those today. It’s called the ICE protests
FOX: Are they talking about Iran at the ICE protests?
Trent: No, I think they are talking about the regime that is shooting people in the face
January 11, 2026 at 5:44 PM
FOX: Where’s the protest against the regime that's killing people in the street right now?
Trent: They are doing those today. It’s called the ICE protests
FOX: Are they talking about Iran at the ICE protests?
Trent: No, I think they are talking about the regime that is shooting people in the face
Trent: They are doing those today. It’s called the ICE protests
FOX: Are they talking about Iran at the ICE protests?
Trent: No, I think they are talking about the regime that is shooting people in the face
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Some more Music/Food mash ups for b3ta
January 11, 2026 at 5:32 PM
Some more Music/Food mash ups for b3ta
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Played an awful lot of football in the past three weeks. Obviously a bit tired and injuries have meant we’ve not been able to rotate much. #nufc
We should invest in some studs for thiaw … he’s like Bambi on ice at times
January 10, 2026 at 6:17 PM
Played an awful lot of football in the past three weeks. Obviously a bit tired and injuries have meant we’ve not been able to rotate much. #nufc
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RAMSDALE SAVES FROM DIAKITE AND WE'RE IN THE FOURTH ROUND OF THE FA CUP!! 🤩
Newcastle United: ☑️❌❌☑️☑️☑️☑️☑️☑️
AFC Bournemouth: ☑️❌☑️❌☑️☑️☑️☑️❌
Newcastle United: ☑️❌❌☑️☑️☑️☑️☑️☑️
AFC Bournemouth: ☑️❌☑️❌☑️☑️☑️☑️❌
January 10, 2026 at 5:57 PM
RAMSDALE SAVES FROM DIAKITE AND WE'RE IN THE FOURTH ROUND OF THE FA CUP!! 🤩
Newcastle United: ☑️❌❌☑️☑️☑️☑️☑️☑️
AFC Bournemouth: ☑️❌☑️❌☑️☑️☑️☑️❌
Newcastle United: ☑️❌❌☑️☑️☑️☑️☑️☑️
AFC Bournemouth: ☑️❌☑️❌☑️☑️☑️☑️❌
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It seems insurmountable but it isn’t. I’ve seen it as a teacher that children can change from the racist and misogynistic programming they’ve been given by their (usually but not exclusively) male parents when they’ve listened to others or begun to realise there are other points of view.
January 10, 2026 at 9:04 AM
It seems insurmountable but it isn’t. I’ve seen it as a teacher that children can change from the racist and misogynistic programming they’ve been given by their (usually but not exclusively) male parents when they’ve listened to others or begun to realise there are other points of view.
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Trump, Musk & the internet’s vile misogyny has created a literal army of killers who have completed dehumanised women to the point where they feel they can murder them with impunity.
We have to keep watching over our children to try to counteract the poisonous propaganda by fostering empathy.
We have to keep watching over our children to try to counteract the poisonous propaganda by fostering empathy.
January 10, 2026 at 8:59 AM
Trump, Musk & the internet’s vile misogyny has created a literal army of killers who have completed dehumanised women to the point where they feel they can murder them with impunity.
We have to keep watching over our children to try to counteract the poisonous propaganda by fostering empathy.
We have to keep watching over our children to try to counteract the poisonous propaganda by fostering empathy.
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◾ Fabian Schar expected to be back before end of season 🤞
◽ Jamaal Lascelles may leave but is unavailable to play 🤔
◾ "Watching brief" on incomings ⬅️
◽ Matt Targett recall? 🔮
🗣️ Eddie Howe on how defensive injury situation is affecting #NUFC January transfer business:
www.nytimes.com/athletic/695...
◽ Jamaal Lascelles may leave but is unavailable to play 🤔
◾ "Watching brief" on incomings ⬅️
◽ Matt Targett recall? 🔮
🗣️ Eddie Howe on how defensive injury situation is affecting #NUFC January transfer business:
www.nytimes.com/athletic/695...
Eddie Howe confident Fabian Schar will play again this season, Newcastle monitoring January market
Schar left the midweek win over Leeds United on a stretcher with an ankle injury.
www.nytimes.com
January 9, 2026 at 10:05 AM
◾ Fabian Schar expected to be back before end of season 🤞
◽ Jamaal Lascelles may leave but is unavailable to play 🤔
◾ "Watching brief" on incomings ⬅️
◽ Matt Targett recall? 🔮
🗣️ Eddie Howe on how defensive injury situation is affecting #NUFC January transfer business:
www.nytimes.com/athletic/695...
◽ Jamaal Lascelles may leave but is unavailable to play 🤔
◾ "Watching brief" on incomings ⬅️
◽ Matt Targett recall? 🔮
🗣️ Eddie Howe on how defensive injury situation is affecting #NUFC January transfer business:
www.nytimes.com/athletic/695...
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Things are awful, so a little treat for the real Crush-Heads. It is now eleven years since I got this printed in the Metro.
January 8, 2026 at 4:54 PM
Things are awful, so a little treat for the real Crush-Heads. It is now eleven years since I got this printed in the Metro.
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James Acaster is 41.
I’m surprised Ricky Gervais ever showed his face again after this. youtube.com/shorts/2eN5P...
I’m surprised Ricky Gervais ever showed his face again after this. youtube.com/shorts/2eN5P...
James Acaster on Making Fun of Trans People #shorts | Universal Comedy
YouTube video by Universal Comedy
youtube.com
January 9, 2026 at 8:33 AM
James Acaster is 41.
I’m surprised Ricky Gervais ever showed his face again after this. youtube.com/shorts/2eN5P...
I’m surprised Ricky Gervais ever showed his face again after this. youtube.com/shorts/2eN5P...
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🚨 Inside 'Operation protect Lewis Miley at all costs'....
⚫️ 'Any club in @premierleague' would take him - but no repeat of Elliot Anderson
⚪️ January PSR plan to keep star assets
Plus news in here on how club will respond in market to Schar injury 👇 inews.co.uk/sport/footba...
⚫️ 'Any club in @premierleague' would take him - but no repeat of Elliot Anderson
⚪️ January PSR plan to keep star assets
Plus news in here on how club will respond in market to Schar injury 👇 inews.co.uk/sport/footba...
Why Lewis Miley holds the key to Newcastle's transfer plans
The sky is the limit for the precocious 19-year-old who has won plenty of admirers
inews.co.uk
January 8, 2026 at 5:12 PM
🚨 Inside 'Operation protect Lewis Miley at all costs'....
⚫️ 'Any club in @premierleague' would take him - but no repeat of Elliot Anderson
⚪️ January PSR plan to keep star assets
Plus news in here on how club will respond in market to Schar injury 👇 inews.co.uk/sport/footba...
⚫️ 'Any club in @premierleague' would take him - but no repeat of Elliot Anderson
⚪️ January PSR plan to keep star assets
Plus news in here on how club will respond in market to Schar injury 👇 inews.co.uk/sport/footba...
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Kevin Keegan kindly supported us during his tenure as @newcastleunited.com manager - and spent time with one of our earliest supporters, Johnny Bliss from Washington, when he was facing cancer.
Everyone at our Foundation wishes Kevin all the very best following his own cancer diagnosis.
Everyone at our Foundation wishes Kevin all the very best following his own cancer diagnosis.
January 8, 2026 at 10:37 AM
Kevin Keegan kindly supported us during his tenure as @newcastleunited.com manager - and spent time with one of our earliest supporters, Johnny Bliss from Washington, when he was facing cancer.
Everyone at our Foundation wishes Kevin all the very best following his own cancer diagnosis.
Everyone at our Foundation wishes Kevin all the very best following his own cancer diagnosis.
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They say never meet your heroes, but I was very fortunate to meet Kevin Keegan.
#NUFC
#NUFC
They say never meet your heroes, but I was very fortunate to meet Kevin Keegan
Newcastle United revealed that their former manager and player had been diagnosed with cancer before last night's game against Leeds United, fittingly a 4-3 Premier League classic.
open.substack.com
January 8, 2026 at 12:05 PM
They say never meet your heroes, but I was very fortunate to meet Kevin Keegan.
#NUFC
#NUFC
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“New technologies will come along to save the environment.” What they said versus where we are:
From the new Private Eye, in shops now.
From the new Private Eye, in shops now.
January 8, 2026 at 9:37 AM
“New technologies will come along to save the environment.” What they said versus where we are:
From the new Private Eye, in shops now.
From the new Private Eye, in shops now.
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Punchy cartoon about the Chelsea/Strasbourg situation in today’s L’Equipe. “You’ve even got a little steering wheel to drive with, did you see?”
January 8, 2026 at 9:39 AM
Punchy cartoon about the Chelsea/Strasbourg situation in today’s L’Equipe. “You’ve even got a little steering wheel to drive with, did you see?”
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⚫ Wow. Just wow 👀
⚪ Chaos reigns at SJP 🤯
⚫ Finally, #NUFC win from behind for 1st time since Feb 23 🙌
⚪ Thiaw's horror show 😱
⚫ Schar's concerning injury🤕
⚫ Barnes' 102nd-minute winner 🏹
📝 #NUFC 4-3 #LUFC analysis, w/ @berencross.bsky.social: #NEWLEE www.nytimes.com/athletic/693...
⚪ Chaos reigns at SJP 🤯
⚫ Finally, #NUFC win from behind for 1st time since Feb 23 🙌
⚪ Thiaw's horror show 😱
⚫ Schar's concerning injury🤕
⚫ Barnes' 102nd-minute winner 🏹
📝 #NUFC 4-3 #LUFC analysis, w/ @berencross.bsky.social: #NEWLEE www.nytimes.com/athletic/693...
Newcastle 4 Leeds 3 – Keegan celebrated in Premier League classic, barnstorming Barnes, Thiaw’s torment
Our writers break down the talking points from a breathless classic on Tyneside
www.nytimes.com
January 7, 2026 at 10:33 PM
⚫ Wow. Just wow 👀
⚪ Chaos reigns at SJP 🤯
⚫ Finally, #NUFC win from behind for 1st time since Feb 23 🙌
⚪ Thiaw's horror show 😱
⚫ Schar's concerning injury🤕
⚫ Barnes' 102nd-minute winner 🏹
📝 #NUFC 4-3 #LUFC analysis, w/ @berencross.bsky.social: #NEWLEE www.nytimes.com/athletic/693...
⚪ Chaos reigns at SJP 🤯
⚫ Finally, #NUFC win from behind for 1st time since Feb 23 🙌
⚪ Thiaw's horror show 😱
⚫ Schar's concerning injury🤕
⚫ Barnes' 102nd-minute winner 🏹
📝 #NUFC 4-3 #LUFC analysis, w/ @berencross.bsky.social: #NEWLEE www.nytimes.com/athletic/693...
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ABSOLUTE SCENES AT ST. JAMES' PARK!!! 😍😍
January 7, 2026 at 10:23 PM
ABSOLUTE SCENES AT ST. JAMES' PARK!!! 😍😍