Phil
@philcx.bsky.social
Grumpy Fucker.
Sometimes here, sometimes not.
I’m sarcastic, facetious, and take the piss A LOT. Those aspects of my personality are non-negotiable.
#AVFC #ThinkBike
Sometimes here, sometimes not.
I’m sarcastic, facetious, and take the piss A LOT. Those aspects of my personality are non-negotiable.
#AVFC #ThinkBike
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Phil
@philcx.bsky.social
· Nov 15
Well, this place seems to be picking up at a supersonic rate, so best set my stall out early. I left Twitter because of morons and trolls. If you’re a dick to me (or anyone else), I’ll just block you. I really don’t give a flying fuck if you dislike me or my opinions. Just scroll past and move on.
Rachel Reeves is to announce a tax on tutting at loud youths
Rachel Reeves is to announce a tax on saying “alright mate”
Rachel Reeves to announce a tax on smiling at strangers
November 17, 2025 at 4:24 PM
Rachel Reeves is to announce a tax on tutting at loud youths
I didn’t realise that Bellingham was such a sulky, entitled prick.
November 16, 2025 at 9:37 PM
I didn’t realise that Bellingham was such a sulky, entitled prick.
List 10 random things that you like.
1. Architectural Art
2. The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy
3. Blackcurrant Sorbet
4. The smell of burning pine needles
5. Dogs
6. Valencia
7. Mental Arithmetic
8. Coffee
9. Mechanical things
10. Early and Post Punk
1. Architectural Art
2. The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy
3. Blackcurrant Sorbet
4. The smell of burning pine needles
5. Dogs
6. Valencia
7. Mental Arithmetic
8. Coffee
9. Mechanical things
10. Early and Post Punk
1. History
2. House Music
3. A nice overcoat
4. The smell of wet leaves
5. Science fiction
6. Space
7. 90’s Britpop
8. Sarcasm
9. Barmaids
10. Casinos
2. House Music
3. A nice overcoat
4. The smell of wet leaves
5. Science fiction
6. Space
7. 90’s Britpop
8. Sarcasm
9. Barmaids
10. Casinos
List 10 random things that you like.
1. The smell of tar
2. A frosty morning.
3. Dark chocolate.
4.Cornichons.
5. Dierama Pulcherimum.
6. A western boot.
7. Toe rings in summer.
8. Skinny dipping
9. Dancing with friends.
10. Bit of Sibelius.
1. The smell of tar
2. A frosty morning.
3. Dark chocolate.
4.Cornichons.
5. Dierama Pulcherimum.
6. A western boot.
7. Toe rings in summer.
8. Skinny dipping
9. Dancing with friends.
10. Bit of Sibelius.
November 15, 2025 at 10:42 PM
List 10 random things that you like.
1. Architectural Art
2. The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy
3. Blackcurrant Sorbet
4. The smell of burning pine needles
5. Dogs
6. Valencia
7. Mental Arithmetic
8. Coffee
9. Mechanical things
10. Early and Post Punk
1. Architectural Art
2. The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy
3. Blackcurrant Sorbet
4. The smell of burning pine needles
5. Dogs
6. Valencia
7. Mental Arithmetic
8. Coffee
9. Mechanical things
10. Early and Post Punk
Why does my skin feel like it’s on fire?
November 15, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Why does my skin feel like it’s on fire?
They should amend their email header by adding “… but it’s a pisstake amount”
It’s the hope that kills you.
It’s the hope that kills you.
November 15, 2025 at 9:11 AM
They should amend their email header by adding “… but it’s a pisstake amount”
It’s the hope that kills you.
It’s the hope that kills you.
Do you want this wrapping up, or shall I send it direct @dannygav.bsky.social ?
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November 12, 2025 at 10:04 PM
Do you want this wrapping up, or shall I send it direct @dannygav.bsky.social ?
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Guess who I was talking about in this DM from before the game on Sunday.
November 11, 2025 at 8:09 PM
Guess who I was talking about in this DM from before the game on Sunday.
I will never tire of this view.
November 9, 2025 at 8:44 PM
I will never tire of this view.
If you see this post an album cover with a motor vehicle on it.
November 8, 2025 at 7:40 PM
If you see this post an album cover with a motor vehicle on it.
It’s non-league day, biatches. @farnboroughfc.bsky.social
November 8, 2025 at 1:46 PM
It’s non-league day, biatches. @farnboroughfc.bsky.social
Reposted by Phil
Thats some skills....
November 7, 2025 at 10:37 PM
Thats some skills....
A win is a win, but I can only see that as two hours of my life that I’m never getting back. It felt like an O’Leary game; flat, dull, and totally unconvincing.
November 6, 2025 at 10:01 PM
A win is a win, but I can only see that as two hours of my life that I’m never getting back. It felt like an O’Leary game; flat, dull, and totally unconvincing.
Malen is such a chirpy little soul.
November 6, 2025 at 9:24 PM
Malen is such a chirpy little soul.
Reposted by Phil
😂👏 Christmas sponsored by Reform UK
November 4, 2025 at 10:22 AM
😂👏 Christmas sponsored by Reform UK
I’m well on track for breaking my own personal record of how many times I say “For fuck’s sake!” during a single episode of Only Connect.
Honestly, does anyone enjoy this pretentious shite?
Honestly, does anyone enjoy this pretentious shite?
November 3, 2025 at 8:13 PM
I’m well on track for breaking my own personal record of how many times I say “For fuck’s sake!” during a single episode of Only Connect.
Honestly, does anyone enjoy this pretentious shite?
Honestly, does anyone enjoy this pretentious shite?
A schizophrenic Villa fan speaks
Honestly, if we don’t win on Thursday, I’ll be beside myself!
November 3, 2025 at 6:50 PM
A schizophrenic Villa fan speaks
I had no idea that people were calling Trump a pedophile. One can only hope that the algorithms here don’t pick up on people calling Trump a pedophile or the whole of BlueSky will end up thinking that Trump is a pedophile.
King Donald the Mad wants us to stop calling him a “pedophile”.
“People are calling me a ‘pedophile’, a ‘rapist’. It’s a terrible thing to say about an American president. They need to stop. They will stop. We will make them stop saying that.”
“People are calling me a ‘pedophile’, a ‘rapist’. It’s a terrible thing to say about an American president. They need to stop. They will stop. We will make them stop saying that.”
November 3, 2025 at 6:23 PM
I had no idea that people were calling Trump a pedophile. One can only hope that the algorithms here don’t pick up on people calling Trump a pedophile or the whole of BlueSky will end up thinking that Trump is a pedophile.
Number 2 in a series of hopefully not very many more.
Taken by CxJunior from the passenger seat tonight.
Taken by CxJunior from the passenger seat tonight.
November 2, 2025 at 12:30 AM
Number 2 in a series of hopefully not very many more.
Taken by CxJunior from the passenger seat tonight.
Taken by CxJunior from the passenger seat tonight.
Mac Allister is such a snide little rat
November 1, 2025 at 9:45 PM
Mac Allister is such a snide little rat
Wolves really are screwed. Other than the three points they’ll get off us at the end of November (obvs), I can’t see game they will win before Christmas.
November 1, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Wolves really are screwed. Other than the three points they’ll get off us at the end of November (obvs), I can’t see game they will win before Christmas.
No, I’m not going to tag any of them. They’ll find this themselves.
November 1, 2025 at 9:19 AM
No, I’m not going to tag any of them. They’ll find this themselves.