Phil
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Phil
@philcx.bsky.social
Grumpy Fucker.

Sometimes here, sometimes not.

I’m sarcastic, facetious, and take the piss A LOT. Those aspects of my personality are non-negotiable.

#AVFC #ThinkBike
Why does my skin feel like it’s on fire?
November 15, 2025 at 8:00 PM
WTAF?
November 15, 2025 at 2:16 PM
November 15, 2025 at 1:12 PM
They should amend their email header by adding “… but it’s a pisstake amount”

It’s the hope that kills you.
November 15, 2025 at 9:11 AM
November 14, 2025 at 7:36 PM
Wanna bet?
November 14, 2025 at 7:22 PM
5pm
November 14, 2025 at 5:01 PM
Let me see if give got this right. This is a load of people who have moved to another country for a better life, moaning about people doing the same in a country that they chose to leave?
November 13, 2025 at 8:48 PM
November 13, 2025 at 6:46 PM
November 12, 2025 at 9:20 PM
November 12, 2025 at 2:13 PM
Guess who I was talking about in this DM from before the game on Sunday.
November 11, 2025 at 8:09 PM
November 9, 2025 at 9:44 PM
November 9, 2025 at 8:59 PM
I will never tire of this view.
November 9, 2025 at 8:44 PM
November 8, 2025 at 8:09 PM
If you see this post an album cover with a motor vehicle on it.
November 8, 2025 at 7:40 PM
98th minute drama
November 8, 2025 at 5:40 PM
It’s non-league day, biatches. @farnboroughfc.bsky.social
November 8, 2025 at 1:46 PM
Toob wifi on a Friday evening, on a different floor to the router
November 7, 2025 at 8:49 PM
November 6, 2025 at 9:33 PM
November 6, 2025 at 7:27 PM
November 6, 2025 at 7:24 PM
Did you know that Santa is only 5’7” ?
November 5, 2025 at 6:15 PM
100% this. Below is the line up for Emery’s first game back in 2022
November 5, 2025 at 3:18 PM