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Phil-is-Offi-Cool
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I made this piece for @jacobgeller.com 's new book 'You're not Overthinking It'. This image is for his essay 'Designed for Violence'
You can order it here: www.lostincult.co.uk/overthinking
September 16, 2025 at 6:41 PM
Terrible :(

#prayfordjsprite
September 10, 2025 at 7:58 PM
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you know what time it is
April 30, 2025 at 11:55 AM
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March 20, 2025 at 1:55 PM
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Um
Fuck It
February 15, 2025 at 6:06 AM
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foot ball
February 9, 2025 at 10:34 PM
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We made information basically free. Anyone with internet can get the correct and real answer to almost any question.

But free just means worthless. It's not *hard* to get the answer, so there's no *value* in the answer.

Free Knowledge cannot compete against "Lies that reinforce my worldview."
January 31, 2025 at 8:54 PM
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January 20, 2025 at 1:03 AM
Genuinely sick of all of these sequels. Do we genuinely need a 4th "The Fantastic" film?
60 movies releasing in 2025 🍿
January 10, 2025 at 2:11 PM
This is so strange because most mainstream movies come with an audio description track. Love listening to movies like that when cleaning. Now the feature seems forced for the worst 🤷
ENOUGH 🤬🤬🤬
December 30, 2024 at 5:03 PM
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If you know 🤣#Horror
December 26, 2024 at 4:28 PM
You would never guess, in 1,000 years, the video game that this headline is alluding to.
December 10, 2024 at 2:24 PM
Received a fascinating linkedin message trying to be scalped and moved to Ohio. I think I can call this scalping, right?
December 6, 2024 at 9:24 PM
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Pixar rejected my Up sequel Down. Carl tying boulders to his house to drag it underground so he can rescue Ellie from hell “didn’t make sense” according to the suits. “Why is Ellie in hell? She didn’t commit any sins.” Yes she did, hubris
December 5, 2024 at 3:32 PM
December 5, 2024 at 2:13 PM
Youtube music highlights that I am NOT ashamed of
December 4, 2024 at 7:32 PM
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it's that time of year again
December 4, 2024 at 2:52 PM
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“Magic the gathering is actually more complicated than chess” I mean I guess I could also make a game more complicated than chess if it had 30,000 pieces yeah
December 3, 2024 at 4:31 PM
Using @sirmeow.gay 's "The Wheel" to get the holiday started and we got PEAK

Removed from the wheel (this time): The Life and Adventures of Santa Claus, Klaus, The Mean One
December 2, 2024 at 11:16 PM
#movies Seeking lesser known, inarguably christmas films, along the line of "The Life and Adventures of Santa Claus (1985)" . Looking for hidden classics or feature-length nonsense.

Hallmark Originals need not apply
December 2, 2024 at 8:18 PM
I told the kids that marching bands performing in the thanksgiving day parade had to march all the way to New York to perform
November 28, 2024 at 2:30 PM
Seeing what all the fuss is about and finally playing #balatro
November 25, 2024 at 8:36 PM
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Mizkif recreated the iconic World of Warcraft South Park basement episode for his Onlyfangs LAN party
November 22, 2024 at 9:42 AM