Dave_
@phattailed.bsky.social
new yorker, good friend & reliable relative, quiet employee, skips intros, Deighton reader
Oof, lot of praying, no hams caught in nets: 0 STARS
November 28, 2025 at 4:08 AM
Oof, lot of praying, no hams caught in nets: 0 STARS
Gotta be the first time a president has ever said the words “he went Cuckoo”
“You’re a stupid person” — Trump lashes out at a reporter who presses him on the fact that the suspected DC shooter was actually thoroughly vetted before he was let in the US from Afghanistan
November 28, 2025 at 3:57 AM
Gotta be the first time a president has ever said the words “he went Cuckoo”
Kids bouncing off the walls at grandmas house at 8am
November 27, 2025 at 3:04 PM
Kids bouncing off the walls at grandmas house at 8am
Cop to officially reaching _middle age_ without saying you've reached middle age
November 19, 2025 at 11:00 PM
Cop to officially reaching _middle age_ without saying you've reached middle age
Happy 45th birthday email from @netflix.com
November 19, 2025 at 10:57 PM
Happy 45th birthday email from @netflix.com
A constitutionally approved third term
Breaking News: ABC said that “Jimmy Kimmel Live!” would return on Tuesday, ending an impasse that began last week. nyti.ms/3KAl4Np
September 22, 2025 at 8:01 PM
A constitutionally approved third term
Can we bring back Pangaea?
September 5, 2025 at 11:11 AM
Can we bring back Pangaea?
A bad ass observation
feel like slim and fat chance should be a different amount of chance
August 31, 2025 at 11:50 PM
A bad ass observation
Reposted by Dave_
One berger cookie is worth 50 of the best black and white cookies anywhere
August 2, 2025 at 12:00 AM
One berger cookie is worth 50 of the best black and white cookies anywhere
Who says there’s no plan to shore up Social Security and Medicare?
E.P.A. Plans to Reconsider a Ban on Cancer-Causing Asbestos ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ www.nytimes.com/2025/06/16/u...
E.P.A. Plans to Reconsider a Ban on Cancer-Causing Asbestos
www.nytimes.com
June 17, 2025 at 1:14 PM
Who says there’s no plan to shore up Social Security and Medicare?
First they came for the Twist-It’s and I said nothing…
June 14, 2025 at 5:44 PM
First they came for the Twist-It’s and I said nothing…
How my grandpa went
I'm not setting up a tripwire around my camp site to catch the Predator. Just kill me
June 11, 2025 at 12:03 PM
How my grandpa went
The superfecta: compost + recycling + trash down in one go, laundry on the way back up
May 13, 2025 at 10:42 PM
The superfecta: compost + recycling + trash down in one go, laundry on the way back up
grab em by the peac e
Many at USIP have told me from the start that the reason the Trump administration has gone after them so aggressively is because of their really beautiful building.
NEW: DOGE is trying to gift itself a building worth $500 million, court filings show. It's the culmination of a dramatic battle between DOGE and the United States Institute of Peace, a Congressionally funded think tank. www.wired.com/story/doge-t...
April 1, 2025 at 2:56 PM
grab em by the peac e
Jane stop this crazy thing
Two years ago, Elon Musk began to build a diner and drive-in theater that he described as “Grease meets Jetsons with Supercharging.” The retro-futuristic diner rising in Los Angeles looks as if a flying saucer had come to rest in the parking lot. nyti.ms/3FJeC4y
March 31, 2025 at 4:48 PM
Jane stop this crazy thing
This room needs a ficus or something
Putin wearing a military uniform for the first time since the start of the invasion should give you an indication of just how ”committed to peace” Russia is and the odds of them accepting the ceasefire.
March 13, 2025 at 11:51 PM
This room needs a ficus or something
Anthem of America
Pretty robust booing of the American anthem in Edmonton
March 9, 2025 at 3:49 AM
Anthem of America
I've never put on my Strategic Hoodie and I pray that my enemies never force my hand
Is there anything on earth that can’t be marketed to men by putting “tactical” in front of it
It's the tactical hoodie with a ton of hidden pockets and it's lightweight and stretchy but breathable and warm.
March 6, 2025 at 9:35 PM
I've never put on my Strategic Hoodie and I pray that my enemies never force my hand
Who else would the Canal Of America be for?
Trump says he’s “reclaiming” the Panama Canal, which he adds was built for Americans and “not for others”
March 5, 2025 at 3:45 AM
Who else would the Canal Of America be for?
This is absurd, depending on the phase of the moon and position of Mercury that oil might have no effect at all www.nytimes.com/2025/03/04/h...
As Measles Spreads, Kennedy Embraces Remedies Like Cod Liver Oil
In an interview, the H.H.S. secretary claimed that unconventional treatments were helping patients but did not mention vaccination.
www.nytimes.com
March 5, 2025 at 1:12 AM
This is absurd, depending on the phase of the moon and position of Mercury that oil might have no effect at all www.nytimes.com/2025/03/04/h...
These messages will get shorter and more readable when they come smuggled out of the Lawyer Containment Yurt at Guantanamo
The ABA rejects efforts to undermine the courts and the legal profession. Read full message: www.americanbar.org/news/abanews...
March 3, 2025 at 9:37 PM
These messages will get shorter and more readable when they come smuggled out of the Lawyer Containment Yurt at Guantanamo
Reposted by Dave_
Also is anyone else concerned that this app is basically an informal registry of academics, scientists and artists for an inevitable purge or is that magical thinking I’ll ask my therapist and in the mean time I’ll post thoughts about woodworking and TV dialogue
March 3, 2025 at 6:26 PM
Also is anyone else concerned that this app is basically an informal registry of academics, scientists and artists for an inevitable purge or is that magical thinking I’ll ask my therapist and in the mean time I’ll post thoughts about woodworking and TV dialogue
Waxahatchee Nostalgagachee
It's so nice to have Waxahatchee back! Those years we had to settle for Angel Olsen and Wednesday were pretty dire.
April 10, 2024 at 6:22 PM
Waxahatchee Nostalgagachee