I know a fae trap when I see one

Raccoons with Lockpicks is finally here! It's a tiny little TTRPG where you can pull a heist! As a raccoon! 4 out of 5 of my playtest games ended with something on fire, all of them ended with chaos. 

It's free, and you only need 2d6 to start playing. 

#1pRPGjam

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WELCOME TO THE LIVESCREAM TODAY WE’RE PLAYING “WHAT IF EVERY CAR IS A MURDERER ACTUALLY” REMEMBER DO NOT TAP THE FOLLOW BUTTON WHO ARE YOU WHY ARE YOU FOLLOWING ME ROO ROO ROO

i think that if we give it our best effort we as a nation can convince RFK Jr. to trepan himself

god i hate our house mentat so much. gets to blast imported juiceboxes all day just because our boss is too inbred to remember how to tell time

same energy

if your fantasy canon has animal people with only two nipples I'm slappin 4-6 more on there and you cannot stop me

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This set of paws features our wolf style pawpads and claws in our ultraslim wolf hand paws and foot paws 🐾

We're still open for custom paws right now! DM to talk about it ✨

#furry #fursuit #paws #furryart

come on and slam. your sperm no longer can

overpaid fools. the electorate doesn't want a church social and a big truck. that's just what they already paid for. they want to bleed & make others bleed. this country is ravenous for iron and thunder. they only tolerate the snivelling rebukes of christ because the frisson of shame gets them hard

Yo, comets! We're #live!

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classical period usamericans were a warrior culture whose flexible & weak inheritance laws uniquely positioned them to exploit recent advances in agriculture. this created a large class of semi-itinerant petty nobility useful to the army and the state, sometimes anachronistically called "redditors"

0/10 mules ain't skerry