House of Paincakes
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House of Paincakes
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Things are going great over at X, The Everything App
December 18, 2025 at 11:48 PM
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They're SO special that they should be able to destroy the Republic without overhearing any criticism.
December 18, 2025 at 12:51 PM
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This Philip rivers news is making me nostalgic as hell for Kissing Suzy Kolber.
December 9, 2025 at 3:17 AM
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This.
December 8, 2025 at 11:58 PM
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Bong Joon Ho hit me up for the squad you legend deadline.com/2025/11/bong...
November 29, 2025 at 12:49 PM
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I am once again asking people to disambiguate between “stocks go down”, “the economy being bad”, and “a financial crisis occurring”, three distinct things that can happen in any combination
November 28, 2025 at 7:11 PM
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🧵 We are, in fact, doing the thing again for @onesimplewish.bsky.social. In 2024, the kind people of this community put the money cannon on blast to help grant $75K in wishes for children in foster care. Toys, tech, a suit for job interviews. Here we go again! 👇
www.onesimplewish.org/giving/megwa...
November 21, 2025 at 4:54 PM
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Checking YTD markets:

Glorious Markets of the Republic:
S&P 500 +13%
Russell +5%

Enemies of the State:
Mexico +42%
China +34%
Canada +26%

Perpetual Stores of Value:
Gold +54%
BTC -4%
Doge -52%

Personal Showering of Love and Devotion for Dear Leader:
DJT: -69%
Trump coin: -77%
Melania con: -97%
November 19, 2025 at 5:12 PM
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Is there some sort of pattern here? Help me, it's so hard to see.
November 18, 2025 at 1:26 PM
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Chuck Schumer Helps Pull Democrats Back From Brink Of Courage
November 10, 2025 at 5:02 AM
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American politics makes a lot more sense when you realize that the GOP is afraid of pissing off the GOP base, and the Dems are afraid of pissing off the GOP base, but neither party is afraid of pissing off the Dem base.
March 14, 2025 at 10:24 PM
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🫡
November 7, 2025 at 7:43 PM
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October 31, 2025 at 9:24 PM
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stellan skarsgård seems like a good dude
October 27, 2025 at 11:48 PM
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Hard times create democrats

Democrats create good times

Good times create republicans

Republicans create hard times
October 24, 2025 at 1:49 PM
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I think I should win the Nobel Peace Prize for waking up this morning and going to work after watching the Phillies and Eagles last night.
October 10, 2025 at 11:54 AM
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Crossed paths with @treblaw.bsky.social today
September 25, 2025 at 2:50 PM
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TRUMP ON TRUTH SOCIAL: we NEED to put TURDS in BABY FORMULA! IMMEDIATELY

NPR: with the science not yet settled, some parent groups sing the praises of therapeutic turd supplements
September 24, 2025 at 1:25 PM
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Go Birds, dickhead
September 21, 2025 at 4:35 PM
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September 20, 2025 at 1:24 AM
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"I just want to say, go birds, fuck ICE and free Palestine," "Hacks" star Hannah Einbinder at the #Emmys
September 15, 2025 at 12:50 AM
Jacked in
September 12, 2025 at 4:32 AM
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However you feel about what happened under no circumstance do you have to pretend the leader of the H*itler Youth was in any way a good or reasonable person
September 11, 2025 at 1:36 PM
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"The Clipse are gonna play the Vatican" sounds like a lie that would have been made up in a Clipse song
September 9, 2025 at 1:12 AM