House of Paincakes
@perkolator.bsky.social
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Things are going great over at X, The Everything App
December 18, 2025 at 11:48 PM
Things are going great over at X, The Everything App
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They're SO special that they should be able to destroy the Republic without overhearing any criticism.
December 18, 2025 at 12:51 PM
They're SO special that they should be able to destroy the Republic without overhearing any criticism.
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This Philip rivers news is making me nostalgic as hell for Kissing Suzy Kolber.
December 9, 2025 at 3:17 AM
This Philip rivers news is making me nostalgic as hell for Kissing Suzy Kolber.
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Bong Joon Ho hit me up for the squad you legend deadline.com/2025/11/bong...
November 29, 2025 at 12:49 PM
Bong Joon Ho hit me up for the squad you legend deadline.com/2025/11/bong...
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I am once again asking people to disambiguate between “stocks go down”, “the economy being bad”, and “a financial crisis occurring”, three distinct things that can happen in any combination
November 28, 2025 at 7:11 PM
I am once again asking people to disambiguate between “stocks go down”, “the economy being bad”, and “a financial crisis occurring”, three distinct things that can happen in any combination
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🧵 We are, in fact, doing the thing again for @onesimplewish.bsky.social. In 2024, the kind people of this community put the money cannon on blast to help grant $75K in wishes for children in foster care. Toys, tech, a suit for job interviews. Here we go again! 👇
www.onesimplewish.org/giving/megwa...
www.onesimplewish.org/giving/megwa...
November 21, 2025 at 4:54 PM
🧵 We are, in fact, doing the thing again for @onesimplewish.bsky.social. In 2024, the kind people of this community put the money cannon on blast to help grant $75K in wishes for children in foster care. Toys, tech, a suit for job interviews. Here we go again! 👇
www.onesimplewish.org/giving/megwa...
www.onesimplewish.org/giving/megwa...
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Checking YTD markets:
Glorious Markets of the Republic:
S&P 500 +13%
Russell +5%
Enemies of the State:
Mexico +42%
China +34%
Canada +26%
Perpetual Stores of Value:
Gold +54%
BTC -4%
Doge -52%
Personal Showering of Love and Devotion for Dear Leader:
DJT: -69%
Trump coin: -77%
Melania con: -97%
Glorious Markets of the Republic:
S&P 500 +13%
Russell +5%
Enemies of the State:
Mexico +42%
China +34%
Canada +26%
Perpetual Stores of Value:
Gold +54%
BTC -4%
Doge -52%
Personal Showering of Love and Devotion for Dear Leader:
DJT: -69%
Trump coin: -77%
Melania con: -97%
November 19, 2025 at 5:12 PM
Checking YTD markets:
Glorious Markets of the Republic:
S&P 500 +13%
Russell +5%
Enemies of the State:
Mexico +42%
China +34%
Canada +26%
Perpetual Stores of Value:
Gold +54%
BTC -4%
Doge -52%
Personal Showering of Love and Devotion for Dear Leader:
DJT: -69%
Trump coin: -77%
Melania con: -97%
Glorious Markets of the Republic:
S&P 500 +13%
Russell +5%
Enemies of the State:
Mexico +42%
China +34%
Canada +26%
Perpetual Stores of Value:
Gold +54%
BTC -4%
Doge -52%
Personal Showering of Love and Devotion for Dear Leader:
DJT: -69%
Trump coin: -77%
Melania con: -97%
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Is there some sort of pattern here? Help me, it's so hard to see.
The White House Intervened on Behalf of Accused Sex Trafficker Andrew Tate During a Federal Investigation
www.propublica.org/article/andr...
www.propublica.org/article/andr...
The White House Intervened on Behalf of Accused Sex Trafficker Andrew Tate During a Federal Investigation
Federal authorities were chided for seizing electronic devices from Tate and his brother, and told to return them, records and interviews show. Experts said the intervention was highly inappropriate.
www.propublica.org
November 18, 2025 at 1:26 PM
Is there some sort of pattern here? Help me, it's so hard to see.
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Chuck Schumer Helps Pull Democrats Back From Brink Of Courage
November 10, 2025 at 5:02 AM
Chuck Schumer Helps Pull Democrats Back From Brink Of Courage
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American politics makes a lot more sense when you realize that the GOP is afraid of pissing off the GOP base, and the Dems are afraid of pissing off the GOP base, but neither party is afraid of pissing off the Dem base.
March 14, 2025 at 10:24 PM
American politics makes a lot more sense when you realize that the GOP is afraid of pissing off the GOP base, and the Dems are afraid of pissing off the GOP base, but neither party is afraid of pissing off the Dem base.
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October 31, 2025 at 9:24 PM
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stellan skarsgård seems like a good dude
October 27, 2025 at 11:48 PM
stellan skarsgård seems like a good dude
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Hard times create democrats
Democrats create good times
Good times create republicans
Republicans create hard times
Democrats create good times
Good times create republicans
Republicans create hard times
October 24, 2025 at 1:49 PM
Hard times create democrats
Democrats create good times
Good times create republicans
Republicans create hard times
Democrats create good times
Good times create republicans
Republicans create hard times
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I think I should win the Nobel Peace Prize for waking up this morning and going to work after watching the Phillies and Eagles last night.
October 10, 2025 at 11:54 AM
I think I should win the Nobel Peace Prize for waking up this morning and going to work after watching the Phillies and Eagles last night.
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Crossed paths with @treblaw.bsky.social today
September 25, 2025 at 2:50 PM
Crossed paths with @treblaw.bsky.social today
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TRUMP ON TRUTH SOCIAL: we NEED to put TURDS in BABY FORMULA! IMMEDIATELY
NPR: with the science not yet settled, some parent groups sing the praises of therapeutic turd supplements
NPR: with the science not yet settled, some parent groups sing the praises of therapeutic turd supplements
September 24, 2025 at 1:25 PM
TRUMP ON TRUTH SOCIAL: we NEED to put TURDS in BABY FORMULA! IMMEDIATELY
NPR: with the science not yet settled, some parent groups sing the praises of therapeutic turd supplements
NPR: with the science not yet settled, some parent groups sing the praises of therapeutic turd supplements
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Go Birds, dickhead
September 21, 2025 at 4:35 PM
Go Birds, dickhead
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However you feel about what happened under no circumstance do you have to pretend the leader of the H*itler Youth was in any way a good or reasonable person
September 11, 2025 at 1:36 PM
However you feel about what happened under no circumstance do you have to pretend the leader of the H*itler Youth was in any way a good or reasonable person
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"The Clipse are gonna play the Vatican" sounds like a lie that would have been made up in a Clipse song
September 9, 2025 at 1:12 AM
"The Clipse are gonna play the Vatican" sounds like a lie that would have been made up in a Clipse song