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Baker, brewer, gardener, bicycle mechanic, restorer of old technology, occasionally an attorney. Opinions are mine and mine alone. Unless you agree with them, then they're yours too.
The worst part about coming home from India is knowing I'll want idly and sambar for breakfast and that the only way they'll be there is if I make them.

Which clearly isn't happening.
February 9, 2026 at 1:36 AM
"What do you like less than reggaeton? Football? Ok fam we've got you."
February 9, 2026 at 12:35 AM
I'm going to some kind of commercials-and-music party today. Apparently there will also be grown men playing some kind of ball game, but I've been advised that I can spend those times in the kitchen drinking rosé "with the wives."
February 8, 2026 at 4:16 PM
Lotta people finding out that AWD and 4WD aren't the same thing. I saw a Land Rover stuck in about a foot of snow. In my opinion that's a choice - read your owners manual, or don't.
January 28, 2026 at 2:26 PM
"Buy our overpriced crap or we'll violate your airspace."

No? How about no.

www.independent.co.uk/news/world/a...
US warns it will send fighter jets into Canadian airspace if F-35 deal fails
Cost of F-35 advanced fighter jet program has risen by $8 billion in the last three years
www.independent.co.uk
January 27, 2026 at 5:49 PM
Impressed as heck with the 4WD on this tiny ridiculous van.
January 25, 2026 at 11:48 PM
But no charges when some untrained thug wearing Amazon tactical gear busts down a door with no warrant, eh Andy?

www.themainewire.com/2026/01/u-s-...
U.S. Attorney Warns Protesters: Violence or Obstruction Will Bring Federal Charges
PORTLAND, Maine — U.S. Attorney Andrew Benson issued a statement Monday reminding Mainers that federal law enforcement officers “swear to support and defend the Constitution of the United States” as t...
www.themainewire.com
January 22, 2026 at 1:31 AM
"The Army placed the units on prepare-to-deploy orders in case violence in Minnesota escalates"

Uh, all of the violence is by ICE. Will the army stop ICE?

www.adn.com/nation-world...
Pentagon readies 1,500 soldiers from Alaska to possibly deploy to Minnesota, officials say
Troops with the Army’s 11th Airborne Division are preparing after Trump’s Insurrection Act threat, according to defense officials.
www.adn.com
January 19, 2026 at 9:45 PM
Only on Bluesky could expressing concern over what's happening in Iran be taken as somehow supporting Israel's endless war in Gaza.

What lunacy is this? I don't expect anything from tankies but even for them, this is obscene.
January 19, 2026 at 9:02 PM
It's kind of funny that when a new (or new to me) PC enters my house these days, I don't even think about installing Windows. I'd rather daily drive Haiku OS than struggle with a Windows machine.
January 18, 2026 at 9:38 PM
This ship is sinking and I don't know what to do.

youtu.be/zBqvFhAaN7Y?...
The Lawrence Arms - Necrotism: Decanting the Insalubrious (Cyborg Midnight) Party 7 - 4/9/2018
YouTube video by Paste Magazine
youtu.be
January 17, 2026 at 8:59 PM
"If you don't support the US knocking over Greenland for no legitimate reason, we will impose taxes on our own citizens."

I mean, sure, you big dummy. Go nuts.

apnews.com/article/denm...
Trump says he may punish countries with tariffs if they don’t back the US controlling Greenland
U.S. President Donald Trump says he may punish countries with tariffs if they don’t back the U.S. controlling Greenland. Trump didn't provide details Friday.
apnews.com
January 17, 2026 at 5:53 PM
Guys. You're not "risking" your relationship with Washington by defending Greenland. That Washington is threatening Greenland means you don't HAVE a relationship.

www.reuters.com/world/europe...
Denmark's Greenland dilemma: Defending a territory already on its way out
President Trump's threats to seize Greenland have forced Copenhagen to rally support among its European allies, but it won't have much to gain if the territory declares independence.
www.reuters.com
January 11, 2026 at 3:13 AM
The 90s ended 27 years ago and yet I'm still discovering music that my contemporaries considered era-defining that I somehow just plain missed. Weird!

youtu.be/OTWJvfu3ZQw?...
Touched
YouTube video by VAST - Topic
youtu.be
January 9, 2026 at 5:21 PM
I got a ticket for having an expired registration sticker. Fine. Fair. But this dude has been parking with a fake temp Pennsylvania plate in his window that expired SIX YEARS AGO. Needless to say he's never been ticketed, and never will be.
January 9, 2026 at 2:15 PM
Signed up for a full year of Duolingo to study Polish.

Reached the last lesson a week later.

Ugh.
January 7, 2026 at 9:43 PM
There doesn't need to be a crime for Trump to be impeached. "Misdemeanor" just meant "bad behavior" in the 18th Century.
January 6, 2026 at 1:04 AM
MTA: Someone pulled the emergency brake at Atlantic Avenue. As an alternative take the S train from Prospect Park.

So you'll be running extra S trains?

MTA: lol no of course not
January 5, 2026 at 2:14 PM
How much of a coward do you need to be, to knock over a country less than 1/10 your size, with an economy 1/200 your size, and then strut around as if you're big and tough?

I can't imagine how embarrassed the military is. They still followed the orders though, didn't they?
January 4, 2026 at 12:20 AM
"Trump attacks foreign country and kidnaps head of state to distract from Trump's role in mass child rape scandal."

This is the only accurate headline.
January 3, 2026 at 4:16 PM
Sunday mood. Classic drum & bass.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=LDRN...
Adam F - Circles (Album Edit)
YouTube video by nickshel
www.youtube.com
December 28, 2025 at 5:05 PM
Serious question: while Trump can issue pardons to whatever scum pays him the biggest bribes, what's to stop a court from using in rem forfeiture jurisdiction to claw that money back?
December 27, 2025 at 7:22 PM
It's pretty ironic that Somalia, which doesn't even recognize Israel's existence, is making "demands" that Israel retract its recognition of Somaliland. Or else what? You're going to *double* not recognize us?
December 27, 2025 at 7:12 PM
Me: I hate that DuoLingo gamifies language learning.

Also me: Like hell is some asshole studying "chess" going to take first place in Pearl League this week!
December 27, 2025 at 6:17 PM