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pepitaparis.bsky.social
@pepitaparis.bsky.social
Exhausted lawyer. Here only for good things.
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January 28, 2025 at 6:27 PM
Keep your spirits bright this 2025. Happy New Year!
December 31, 2024 at 3:30 PM
The WHAT-seed oil??

(I learned a second later from my brother that I am just ignorant and that is an actual oil.)

Still, sharing for everyone who still finds it hard to stare at, lol.
December 28, 2024 at 7:04 AM
Merry Christmas, y'all. 🎄
December 24, 2024 at 10:51 AM
I'm stuck in the car for another three or so hours with someone I deeply dislike.

It really is the most wonderful time of the year.
December 21, 2024 at 7:12 AM
NAME THE SNITCH!!!
December 10, 2024 at 4:14 AM
Has it been confirmed whether a customer or employee of Mcdonalds snitched on the shooter?
December 10, 2024 at 4:06 AM
I would audition to be one of those helped and would pay for everyone (cast, crew, everyone)'s plane fare.
I'm once again asking for a show where a librarian, a bookseller, and a carpenter travel around helping people manage their out-of-control book collections. Discuss their sentimental value, their rarity, their histories, then build amazing book nooks and shelves and little libraries to organize them
December 9, 2024 at 6:56 AM
Love it.
FIGHTING DRAGONS OF ARA

The Rim Nebula, also known as NGC 6188 or 'The Fighting Dragons of Ara' is an emission nebula located about 4,000 light years away in the constellation Ara.
December 8, 2024 at 2:37 PM
Omg, it's the Twitter bird.
December 5, 2024 at 10:37 AM
Lived in a fishing community for a few months and went out to sea a few times. One man who was missing an arm said he knew something was wrong one night when the fish rushed him so fiercely they tore his nets.
cnn.com CNN @cnn.com · Dec 4
The dynamics between predator and prey are laid bare in a striking image of fish being attacked by sharks in the shallow waters of the Maldives, which has claimed the top prize in this year’s Royal Society Publishing Photography Competition.

See more photos from the competition: cnn.it/4ihWduk
December 4, 2024 at 8:05 AM
God, I can't believe I can never use a Maris Racal meme again. Thanks a lot Anthony Jennings, you gross person. (Not letting her off the hook, by the way, she is also yucky.)
December 4, 2024 at 7:51 AM
Hello December from the Pacific.
December 1, 2024 at 2:17 PM
So many new followers, do any of you guys actually see my tweets? 😳
December 1, 2024 at 12:19 PM
Why is this deranged? Serious question.
one of my most deranged tendencies is that after eating a holiday meal i save the leftover food in the refrigerator so i can eat it over the next couple of days. but that’s just my unhinged libra chaos energy behavior
November 30, 2024 at 7:06 PM
Glorious.
I told my husband he was making too many desserts and he said “I’m willing to whisk it all for you” so I stabbed him with a fork
November 29, 2024 at 2:14 PM
Me in periodic bouts from 2020 to the present.
With every passing day I better understand the mothers in Victorian novels who stay in their bedrooms with the curtains closed and complain vaguely about their “nerves.”
November 28, 2024 at 3:40 PM
Didn't think I'd need an app to applaud me for reading, but middle age is what it is, I guess. Love to the Fable app! ❤️
November 28, 2024 at 2:57 PM
Reposted
Bolero's Wisdom - Gator Days
November 27, 2024 at 5:17 PM
Eldest daughter syndrome is real and it affects me most from late November to early January. Latest incident is me offering to help with Brother 1's travel expenses, getting turned down, only for Brother 2 to borrow money from me . . . to help B1 with his travel expenses. 🤡
November 28, 2024 at 6:38 AM
Now realizing that my mentos-popping habit in the '90s is directly correlated to the pill-popping that followed in the '00s.
November 28, 2024 at 4:14 AM
Where are the sweet potatoes??? Unless that's supposed to be the casserole?
I am Ira Glass
November 28, 2024 at 4:00 AM
A bot followed me as soon as I arrived on this platform. Not a good sign, but it's still preferable to our eX socials.
November 28, 2024 at 3:29 AM