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32 | she/her | transfem | pacifist | puppygirl | reluctant programmer
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It’s a good thing Congress isn’t alive to see this
June 22, 2025 at 12:47 AM
It’s a good thing Congress isn’t alive to see this
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March 10, 2025 at 12:29 PM
do you guys think Vin Diesel is short for Vehicle Identification Number Diesel?
March 7, 2025 at 10:16 PM
do you guys think Vin Diesel is short for Vehicle Identification Number Diesel?
the worst thing about living to 93 is that you don't get a "Merry Christmas" from Nat King Cole
February 25, 2025 at 5:32 PM
the worst thing about living to 93 is that you don't get a "Merry Christmas" from Nat King Cole
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And as his plane crashed down, he thought well 'least they fund ICE 🎶
February 20, 2025 at 5:50 PM
And as his plane crashed down, he thought well 'least they fund ICE 🎶
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The good news is i saved you 60 billion dollars. The bad news is that is a typo i saved you 600 dollars and also your plane is falling out of the sky
February 20, 2025 at 6:56 AM
The good news is i saved you 60 billion dollars. The bad news is that is a typo i saved you 600 dollars and also your plane is falling out of the sky
if I were president, my only executive orders would be:
1. new branch of the military made exclusively of runners, called the US Leggies. They are not allowed to operate weapons.
2. Deployed US Army members are no longer allowed to walk for themselves. They must be given piggyback rides by Leggies.
1. new branch of the military made exclusively of runners, called the US Leggies. They are not allowed to operate weapons.
2. Deployed US Army members are no longer allowed to walk for themselves. They must be given piggyback rides by Leggies.
February 19, 2025 at 10:20 PM
if I were president, my only executive orders would be:
1. new branch of the military made exclusively of runners, called the US Leggies. They are not allowed to operate weapons.
2. Deployed US Army members are no longer allowed to walk for themselves. They must be given piggyback rides by Leggies.
1. new branch of the military made exclusively of runners, called the US Leggies. They are not allowed to operate weapons.
2. Deployed US Army members are no longer allowed to walk for themselves. They must be given piggyback rides by Leggies.
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don’t think for one second I’ll forget anyone who made fun of my big feet now that we’re facing a waterworld situation and you need someone to paddle you around
February 19, 2025 at 8:00 PM
don’t think for one second I’ll forget anyone who made fun of my big feet now that we’re facing a waterworld situation and you need someone to paddle you around
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It's important to remember that no matter who wins or loses today one team's fans are going to want to put their hearts in a blender
February 9, 2025 at 9:23 PM
It's important to remember that no matter who wins or loses today one team's fans are going to want to put their hearts in a blender
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americans: we miss wokeness. we miss pronouns. please give us new sexual orientations we beg of you
donald trump:
donald trump:
February 1, 2025 at 1:21 AM
americans: we miss wokeness. we miss pronouns. please give us new sexual orientations we beg of you
donald trump:
donald trump:
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I am so tired of finding out when I was not the one who fucked around.
January 28, 2025 at 4:44 PM
I am so tired of finding out when I was not the one who fucked around.
this it. eve6's best skeet.
If the price of coffee goes up the guy from blues traveler will be fine because he also likes tea
January 27, 2025 at 5:54 PM
this it. eve6's best skeet.
an offering to the social media gods. internet, meet littlefoot :)
January 23, 2025 at 2:30 AM
an offering to the social media gods. internet, meet littlefoot :)
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NEW ~ Know Your Katanas
January 22, 2025 at 8:29 AM
NEW ~ Know Your Katanas
harley pictured traveling in her standard fashion: tits-first.
dear DC, please bring back the Justice League of Anarky, I am NOT a crackpot
January 23, 2025 at 2:02 AM
harley pictured traveling in her standard fashion: tits-first.
it's getting really tedious seeing stories like this coming from WaPo reporters.
Breaking: DOJ freezes all cases in civil rights division. "It’s unprecedented. We’ve never seen this before at this scale with any transfer of power, regardless of the ideology of any incoming president or administration." Story w/ @perrystein.bsky.social www.washingtonpost.com/national-sec...
Justice Department freezes all cases in civil rights division
The directives halt ongoing civil rights cases and could jeopardize police reform agreements finalized in recent months in Minneapolis and Louisville.
www.washingtonpost.com
January 23, 2025 at 2:00 AM
it's getting really tedious seeing stories like this coming from WaPo reporters.
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how old were you when you first realized that toast is just toasted bread? i was 37
January 22, 2025 at 3:19 AM
how old were you when you first realized that toast is just toasted bread? i was 37
the news is making me *tired* lately. surely getting more involved in social media will fix that.
January 23, 2025 at 1:48 AM
the news is making me *tired* lately. surely getting more involved in social media will fix that.
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My dad died going off the rails on a crazy train you son of a bitch
January 20, 2025 at 12:49 AM
My dad died going off the rails on a crazy train you son of a bitch
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mayor of whoville: ive had it with that grinch
wife: isn’t he good now?
mayor: i don’t buy it
wife: he wrote us an original christmas song. he is making an effort
mayor: sure but he called it “fuck city: born to die”
wife: yeah and that rules
mayor:
wife: why are you being such a little bitch
wife: isn’t he good now?
mayor: i don’t buy it
wife: he wrote us an original christmas song. he is making an effort
mayor: sure but he called it “fuck city: born to die”
wife: yeah and that rules
mayor:
wife: why are you being such a little bitch
December 22, 2024 at 1:36 AM
mayor of whoville: ive had it with that grinch
wife: isn’t he good now?
mayor: i don’t buy it
wife: he wrote us an original christmas song. he is making an effort
mayor: sure but he called it “fuck city: born to die”
wife: yeah and that rules
mayor:
wife: why are you being such a little bitch
wife: isn’t he good now?
mayor: i don’t buy it
wife: he wrote us an original christmas song. he is making an effort
mayor: sure but he called it “fuck city: born to die”
wife: yeah and that rules
mayor:
wife: why are you being such a little bitch
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I'm a moderate on the issue of cars, I don't think they should be banned but I do think they should all be this. Now I know what you're thinking: what if I need to go fast or need more space? That's just too bad
December 14, 2024 at 1:25 AM
I'm a moderate on the issue of cars, I don't think they should be banned but I do think they should all be this. Now I know what you're thinking: what if I need to go fast or need more space? That's just too bad