day 2 of my chilli cleanse (made a huge pot of chilli)
January 12, 2026 at 6:54 PM
day 2 of my chilli cleanse (made a huge pot of chilli)
"it's an open weave! a light summer knit" I repeatedly scream to my family as i'm blinded by my own sweat and burst into flames
June 23, 2025 at 1:58 PM
"it's an open weave! a light summer knit" I repeatedly scream to my family as i'm blinded by my own sweat and burst into flames
me, to my wife: yeah so apparently Pacioretty is like old as fuck
googling and seeing he's 3 years younger than me: ...very well.
googling and seeing he's 3 years younger than me: ...very well.
May 17, 2025 at 3:17 AM
me, to my wife: yeah so apparently Pacioretty is like old as fuck
googling and seeing he's 3 years younger than me: ...very well.
googling and seeing he's 3 years younger than me: ...very well.
One time I saw two people named Sarah get introduced to each other and one was like “with an H?” and the other one said yeah and then they fist bumped.
April 25, 2025 at 10:02 PM
One time I saw two people named Sarah get introduced to each other and one was like “with an H?” and the other one said yeah and then they fist bumped.
nothing more embarrassing than trying to explain the Costco guys to your wife so she has enough context to hear your opinions about the Rizzler
April 19, 2025 at 1:35 PM
nothing more embarrassing than trying to explain the Costco guys to your wife so she has enough context to hear your opinions about the Rizzler
watching YouTube with the family and pretending to be confused when FanDuel ads come on
March 21, 2025 at 11:10 PM
watching YouTube with the family and pretending to be confused when FanDuel ads come on
tailgating shen yun with the boys and jumping through a folding table
March 8, 2025 at 9:40 PM
tailgating shen yun with the boys and jumping through a folding table
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everyone’s got that one homie who hereby declares that Facebook does NOT have their authorization to use any of their personal information, photos, or messages, as punishable by law
December 27, 2024 at 10:23 PM
everyone’s got that one homie who hereby declares that Facebook does NOT have their authorization to use any of their personal information, photos, or messages, as punishable by law
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Tried to impress a date by sending back the entree saying it tasted like horse dick but the waiter destroyed me with a simple follow up question
January 9, 2024 at 7:31 PM
Tried to impress a date by sending back the entree saying it tasted like horse dick but the waiter destroyed me with a simple follow up question
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Police have apprehended an extremely sensual beefcake in connection with a popular crime. He has been charged with Being Italian.
December 9, 2024 at 6:33 PM
Police have apprehended an extremely sensual beefcake in connection with a popular crime. He has been charged with Being Italian.
international hockey tournaments that are NHL products feel like some 30 Rock shit
December 6, 2024 at 8:02 PM
international hockey tournaments that are NHL products feel like some 30 Rock shit
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I was going to be in the nfl but then they were like oh and you’re going to have to pick a charity thing to put on your cleats every year and I was like actually I think I’m all good then
December 3, 2024 at 3:39 AM
I was going to be in the nfl but then they were like oh and you’re going to have to pick a charity thing to put on your cleats every year and I was like actually I think I’m all good then
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shout out to kendrick lamar for making this the Worst Week Alive for every single hot dog stand employee
December 1, 2024 at 1:22 AM
shout out to kendrick lamar for making this the Worst Week Alive for every single hot dog stand employee
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"They're calling this lawsuit the whitest thing Drake has ever done."
November 29, 2024 at 7:21 AM
"They're calling this lawsuit the whitest thing Drake has ever done."
danny glover should start rapping as Geriatric Gambino
November 26, 2024 at 6:07 PM
danny glover should start rapping as Geriatric Gambino
three beers and I start yelling correct opinions about the Great Lakes
November 14, 2024 at 8:05 PM
three beers and I start yelling correct opinions about the Great Lakes
I can’t throw out my old laptops because one of them has a short story I wrote about a guy maliciously peeing in a pool and the pee evaporates and eventually rains on him on his wedding day, and I don’t know which one it is and I can’t risk losing it.
November 14, 2024 at 8:04 PM
I can’t throw out my old laptops because one of them has a short story I wrote about a guy maliciously peeing in a pool and the pee evaporates and eventually rains on him on his wedding day, and I don’t know which one it is and I can’t risk losing it.
this meeting could have been a me not going to it
November 14, 2024 at 7:43 PM
this meeting could have been a me not going to it
pears are apples that are also potatoes
November 14, 2024 at 7:35 PM
pears are apples that are also potatoes