"Most Awarded Individual"
@peensupreme.bsky.social
🏆 2008 Time Magazine "Person of the Year"
🏆 Walmart #2818 "Employee of the Month"
🏆 Lake Central H.S. "Most Likely to Die Early"
they/them or whatever, gender is fake
🏆 Walmart #2818 "Employee of the Month"
🏆 Lake Central H.S. "Most Likely to Die Early"
they/them or whatever, gender is fake
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you're gay now. no takesies-backsies
are you pissing hard or hardly pissing?
November 21, 2025 at 6:49 PM
are you pissing hard or hardly pissing?
vagina with the hard r
November 21, 2025 at 3:26 AM
vagina with the hard r
who up being lazy
November 20, 2025 at 9:39 PM
who up being lazy
[ai discorse tweet]
November 20, 2025 at 9:28 PM
[ai discorse tweet]
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i curse you with Normal Penis
November 20, 2025 at 8:52 PM
i curse you with Normal Penis
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while everyon was learning to spel i was making moves
November 20, 2025 at 5:10 PM
while everyon was learning to spel i was making moves
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this post is left as an exercise to the reader
November 18, 2025 at 6:30 PM
this post is left as an exercise to the reader
andy jassy is the antichrist
November 18, 2025 at 6:37 PM
andy jassy is the antichrist
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sometimes I wish I were a person
November 17, 2025 at 10:10 PM
sometimes I wish I were a person
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> go to "brick and mortar" store
> look inside
> entirely made of concrete
> look inside
> entirely made of concrete
November 17, 2025 at 10:17 PM
> go to "brick and mortar" store
> look inside
> entirely made of concrete
> look inside
> entirely made of concrete
i fucking hate images
November 17, 2025 at 10:45 PM
i fucking hate images
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DO WE HAVE A DOCTOR ON THE PLANE!!???
we have something better
*stands up*
we have an ally
we have something better
*stands up*
we have an ally
October 12, 2023 at 6:14 PM
DO WE HAVE A DOCTOR ON THE PLANE!!???
we have something better
*stands up*
we have an ally
we have something better
*stands up*
we have an ally
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i am scared my tea kettle is going to explode and kill me one day it is my biggest fear
November 17, 2025 at 9:48 PM
i am scared my tea kettle is going to explode and kill me one day it is my biggest fear
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i'm going to smoke the weed that makes u high
November 17, 2025 at 4:47 AM
i'm going to smoke the weed that makes u high
I've been across the country and I've never seen a horse
November 17, 2025 at 4:51 AM
I've been across the country and I've never seen a horse
I got arthuritis
November 16, 2025 at 6:54 PM
I got arthuritis
urethra franklin
November 16, 2025 at 3:29 AM
urethra franklin
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an artist is someone who is prejudiced against art
November 14, 2025 at 9:10 PM
an artist is someone who is prejudiced against art
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Disco ball is amazing technology i have no idea how it works
November 15, 2025 at 4:35 AM
Disco ball is amazing technology i have no idea how it works
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babe why would i fuck your pussy when i could download a gay hookup app and sleep with men
November 14, 2025 at 9:53 PM
babe why would i fuck your pussy when i could download a gay hookup app and sleep with men
they should invent a bank for Men
November 15, 2025 at 3:59 AM
they should invent a bank for Men
schools should install safety trenches to prevent school shootings. also they should provide each student with an m1 garand
November 14, 2025 at 3:24 PM
schools should install safety trenches to prevent school shootings. also they should provide each student with an m1 garand
driving the mechanical whores
November 13, 2025 at 1:55 AM
driving the mechanical whores
you're gay now. no takesies-backsies
November 12, 2025 at 10:40 PM
you're gay now. no takesies-backsies
we're all just monkeys in suits bro
November 12, 2025 at 8:27 PM
we're all just monkeys in suits bro