Carleton
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Former door-to-door knife salesman from Georgia. Current ne'er-do-well in South Philly
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It's the 31 Days of Archiveween! Every day I share a scary alter from the archives until you beg me to stop (I will never stop).
Today's Archiveween post is Path to Exile, from art by Sam Smith for the Criterion release of Nobuhiko Obayashi's "House" (1977)
Today's Archiveween post is Path to Exile, from art by Sam Smith for the Criterion release of Nobuhiko Obayashi's "House" (1977)
October 21, 2025 at 2:03 PM
It's the 31 Days of Archiveween! Every day I share a scary alter from the archives until you beg me to stop (I will never stop).
Today's Archiveween post is Path to Exile, from art by Sam Smith for the Criterion release of Nobuhiko Obayashi's "House" (1977)
Today's Archiveween post is Path to Exile, from art by Sam Smith for the Criterion release of Nobuhiko Obayashi's "House" (1977)
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happy birthday, monty
September 15, 2025 at 3:01 PM
happy birthday, monty
I love life hack videos in which the "easy trick" is way more time and effort then just buying something at a store. "There's no reason to ever buy honey again, just use this one trick to get all the honey you'll ever need" All you got to do is spend lots time and money getting into bee keeping!
June 9, 2025 at 3:43 PM
I love life hack videos in which the "easy trick" is way more time and effort then just buying something at a store. "There's no reason to ever buy honey again, just use this one trick to get all the honey you'll ever need" All you got to do is spend lots time and money getting into bee keeping!
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Did you know someone reverse-engineered the Weather Channel computer system from the 80s/90s and now you can generate your own private weather channel for your location?
weatherstar.netbymatt.com
weatherstar.netbymatt.com
May 29, 2025 at 3:36 AM
Did you know someone reverse-engineered the Weather Channel computer system from the 80s/90s and now you can generate your own private weather channel for your location?
weatherstar.netbymatt.com
weatherstar.netbymatt.com
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Just call me the Blue Prince because I, too, enter rooms and forget exactly what I was trying to do in them
May 15, 2025 at 1:50 PM
Just call me the Blue Prince because I, too, enter rooms and forget exactly what I was trying to do in them
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Malort is holy water now
May 8, 2025 at 5:23 PM
Malort is holy water now
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What I like about role-playing games is that they allow you to act out power fantasies that you could never achieve in real life.
April 29, 2025 at 6:50 PM
What I like about role-playing games is that they allow you to act out power fantasies that you could never achieve in real life.
Growing up I really thought nicknames would be a bigger part of my adult life. Every show and movie I watched as a kid had a character named "Spud" or "Spike" or something. But now as an adult I call 99% of my friends and family by their given names, and I'm so disappointed.
April 9, 2025 at 3:57 PM
Growing up I really thought nicknames would be a bigger part of my adult life. Every show and movie I watched as a kid had a character named "Spud" or "Spike" or something. But now as an adult I call 99% of my friends and family by their given names, and I'm so disappointed.
I'm not much of a sports fan, but even I found this genuinely thrilling.
March 28, 2025 at 2:45 PM
I'm not much of a sports fan, but even I found this genuinely thrilling.
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The reason I went back to making Balatro 3 months after I essentially gave it up in March 2022 was because I was bored but the internet was out so I couldn't play Rocket League
March 12, 2025 at 3:49 AM
The reason I went back to making Balatro 3 months after I essentially gave it up in March 2022 was because I was bored but the internet was out so I couldn't play Rocket League
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🍾 Happy 100th anniversary to The New Yorker 🎉
Here's an updated version of a poster I first threw together a couple years ago depicting every cover to date. For the anniversary, that's 5,056 covers.
Enjoy! Subscribe! Support the amazing illustrators who produce these incredible covers.
Here's an updated version of a poster I first threw together a couple years ago depicting every cover to date. For the anniversary, that's 5,056 covers.
Enjoy! Subscribe! Support the amazing illustrators who produce these incredible covers.
February 24, 2025 at 12:45 AM
🍾 Happy 100th anniversary to The New Yorker 🎉
Here's an updated version of a poster I first threw together a couple years ago depicting every cover to date. For the anniversary, that's 5,056 covers.
Enjoy! Subscribe! Support the amazing illustrators who produce these incredible covers.
Here's an updated version of a poster I first threw together a couple years ago depicting every cover to date. For the anniversary, that's 5,056 covers.
Enjoy! Subscribe! Support the amazing illustrators who produce these incredible covers.
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looking back, AOL had it right. 30 hours of internet per month was the right amount.
February 13, 2025 at 5:21 PM
looking back, AOL had it right. 30 hours of internet per month was the right amount.
Every time I see a news headline about the Philly DA race my brain tries to pronounce it as DUH RACE
January 17, 2025 at 6:17 PM
Every time I see a news headline about the Philly DA race my brain tries to pronounce it as DUH RACE
In honor of David Lynch's passing, here's a wellness pro-tip from the immortal Dale Cooper www.youtube.com/watch?v=_JLn...
A Little Secret From Agent Cooper
YouTube video by Dale Cooper
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January 16, 2025 at 8:49 PM
In honor of David Lynch's passing, here's a wellness pro-tip from the immortal Dale Cooper www.youtube.com/watch?v=_JLn...
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We're making all your websites shitty and evil. What are you gonna do, log off and spend time with your family
January 14, 2025 at 10:45 PM
We're making all your websites shitty and evil. What are you gonna do, log off and spend time with your family
I think it's actually kind of cute that the new robot vacuum I got mistook a full length mirror for a door to another room.
January 12, 2025 at 5:38 PM
I think it's actually kind of cute that the new robot vacuum I got mistook a full length mirror for a door to another room.
Miho Hatori -- Night Light. One of my favs. For years I thought this was produced by Prefuse73, but apparently it's not!
Night Light
YouTube video by Miho Hatori - Topic
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January 9, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Miho Hatori -- Night Light. One of my favs. For years I thought this was produced by Prefuse73, but apparently it's not!
My birthday is just around the corner. Just saying' www.amazon.com/CARLETON-wou...
It's a CARLETON thing you wouldn't understand Gifts Pullover Hoodie
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January 7, 2025 at 9:53 PM
My birthday is just around the corner. Just saying' www.amazon.com/CARLETON-wou...
My favorite holiday cooking tradition is realizing you forgot a key ingredient and having to go out just to get it. #tisthesaeson
December 22, 2024 at 8:58 PM
My favorite holiday cooking tradition is realizing you forgot a key ingredient and having to go out just to get it. #tisthesaeson
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"In America 100 years is long ago and in Europe 100 miles is far away."
December 10, 2024 at 3:56 PM
"In America 100 years is long ago and in Europe 100 miles is far away."
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Annual reminder:
Die Hard is about using impossibly limited resources to defend a tower from foreign invaders.
Die Hard is a Hanukkah movie.
Die Hard is about using impossibly limited resources to defend a tower from foreign invaders.
Die Hard is a Hanukkah movie.
December 14, 2024 at 1:55 PM
Annual reminder:
Die Hard is about using impossibly limited resources to defend a tower from foreign invaders.
Die Hard is a Hanukkah movie.
Die Hard is about using impossibly limited resources to defend a tower from foreign invaders.
Die Hard is a Hanukkah movie.
One time when we were at the beach my mom got everyone shirts that said "BEACH PLEASE" on them. However, she didn't understand the pun. She just thought it was a polite request for some beach.
December 13, 2024 at 4:57 PM
One time when we were at the beach my mom got everyone shirts that said "BEACH PLEASE" on them. However, she didn't understand the pun. She just thought it was a polite request for some beach.