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Thou shalt accept that DEI didn't hold your career back -- you're just mid, bro.
January 23, 2025 at 11:52 PM
Thou shalt accept that DEI didn't hold your career back -- you're just mid, bro.
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CIA Realizes It’s Been Using Black Highlighters All These Years
CIA Realizes It’s Been Using Black Highlighters All These Years
LANGLEY, VA—A report released Tuesday by the CIA’s Office of the Inspector General revealed that the CIA has mistakenly obscured hundreds of thousands of pages of critical intelligence information wit...
theonion.com
January 23, 2025 at 11:57 PM
CIA Realizes It’s Been Using Black Highlighters All These Years
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I liked TikTok because I got to be who I really am in my heart: a creepy little lurker who watches everything and says little.
January 19, 2025 at 2:27 PM
I liked TikTok because I got to be who I really am in my heart: a creepy little lurker who watches everything and says little.
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TikTok is back but like, in the way your long lost son appears on your doorstep after a mysterious disappearance & he looks & sounds the same but he’s harboring a dark secret and ok lemme turn off Lifetime
January 19, 2025 at 8:37 PM
TikTok is back but like, in the way your long lost son appears on your doorstep after a mysterious disappearance & he looks & sounds the same but he’s harboring a dark secret and ok lemme turn off Lifetime
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[walking into a video store in the 90s]
Hi my kid is having a sleepover what do you have where Tim Curry exudes an age-appropriate amount of sexual menace?
Hi my kid is having a sleepover what do you have where Tim Curry exudes an age-appropriate amount of sexual menace?
January 18, 2025 at 10:16 PM
[walking into a video store in the 90s]
Hi my kid is having a sleepover what do you have where Tim Curry exudes an age-appropriate amount of sexual menace?
Hi my kid is having a sleepover what do you have where Tim Curry exudes an age-appropriate amount of sexual menace?
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okay i'm so tired of having to explain this every time the chiefs play in front of a national audience. yes, all the chiefs players are married to each other. no, they DO NOT all have sex with each other at halftime. they're more professional than that, and there's a lot more to marriage than that
January 18, 2025 at 10:34 PM
okay i'm so tired of having to explain this every time the chiefs play in front of a national audience. yes, all the chiefs players are married to each other. no, they DO NOT all have sex with each other at halftime. they're more professional than that, and there's a lot more to marriage than that
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I'm spending the rest of the day writing a fanfic about Vine and TikTok boinking each other in every single way.
January 19, 2025 at 8:32 PM
I'm spending the rest of the day writing a fanfic about Vine and TikTok boinking each other in every single way.
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*eating chocolate while my dog stares at me expectantly*
me: "I'm so sorry baby, this is bad for puppies! It'll hurt your wittle tummy! But I love you! I LOVE YOU!"
my dog: you have made a powerful enemy today.
me: "I'm so sorry baby, this is bad for puppies! It'll hurt your wittle tummy! But I love you! I LOVE YOU!"
my dog: you have made a powerful enemy today.
January 18, 2025 at 4:18 PM
*eating chocolate while my dog stares at me expectantly*
me: "I'm so sorry baby, this is bad for puppies! It'll hurt your wittle tummy! But I love you! I LOVE YOU!"
my dog: you have made a powerful enemy today.
me: "I'm so sorry baby, this is bad for puppies! It'll hurt your wittle tummy! But I love you! I LOVE YOU!"
my dog: you have made a powerful enemy today.