Nixon: Break into their offices

G. Gordon Liddy: Sounds good

Bernstein: 👍

Now that I've made peaceful revolution impossible it's time to sit back and enjoy my wealth and power with no adverse consequences

Hey @democrats.org there’s hope fam

Meteorologists say the Los Angeles fires were caused by drought and gale-force winds. But a growing mass of X users suspect a different cause: DEI.

[inventing crickets] make them love bad jokes

doctor: make sure you drink plenty of fluids

me: that’s literally all i drink