Paul Woodson
@paulwoodson.bsky.social
Audiobook Narrator, actor, traveller, world-class grump
SOVAS & Earphones Award winner. Audie nominee. SAG-AFTRA.
~400 audiobooks recorded.
https://www.audible.com/search?searchNarrator=Paul+Woodson
SOVAS & Earphones Award winner. Audie nominee. SAG-AFTRA.
~400 audiobooks recorded.
https://www.audible.com/search?searchNarrator=Paul+Woodson
Computer auto-translation from a foreign language to English voice on YouTube is always subject to myriad issues, but it got a laugh out of me today when it translated a German saying "JRR Tolkien" into "Junior Talkin'" 😂
November 7, 2025 at 9:56 PM
Computer auto-translation from a foreign language to English voice on YouTube is always subject to myriad issues, but it got a laugh out of me today when it translated a German saying "JRR Tolkien" into "Junior Talkin'" 😂
They didn't want to help LA when it was actually on fire but they're claiming Portland is "burning" because there's some hacky-sack players and a guy in a frog suit making fun of them
October 11, 2025 at 2:27 AM
They didn't want to help LA when it was actually on fire but they're claiming Portland is "burning" because there's some hacky-sack players and a guy in a frog suit making fun of them
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Just gonna keep tapping the sign*
*𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘴𝘪𝘨𝘯 𝘪𝘴 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘋𝘦𝘤𝘭𝘢𝘳𝘢𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯 𝘰𝘧 𝘐𝘯𝘥𝘦𝘱𝘦𝘯𝘥𝘦𝘯𝘤𝘦
*𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘴𝘪𝘨𝘯 𝘪𝘴 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘋𝘦𝘤𝘭𝘢𝘳𝘢𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯 𝘰𝘧 𝘐𝘯𝘥𝘦𝘱𝘦𝘯𝘥𝘦𝘯𝘤𝘦
October 1, 2025 at 3:14 AM
Just gonna keep tapping the sign*
*𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘴𝘪𝘨𝘯 𝘪𝘴 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘋𝘦𝘤𝘭𝘢𝘳𝘢𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯 𝘰𝘧 𝘐𝘯𝘥𝘦𝘱𝘦𝘯𝘥𝘦𝘯𝘤𝘦
*𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘴𝘪𝘨𝘯 𝘪𝘴 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘋𝘦𝘤𝘭𝘢𝘳𝘢𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯 𝘰𝘧 𝘐𝘯𝘥𝘦𝘱𝘦𝘯𝘥𝘦𝘯𝘤𝘦
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Man alive. I have studied Right Wing authoritarianism for years and have watched some truly fucked up shit and today’s memorial service is maybe the most concentrated example of how messed up and disturbing that sector truly is.
September 21, 2025 at 10:35 PM
Man alive. I have studied Right Wing authoritarianism for years and have watched some truly fucked up shit and today’s memorial service is maybe the most concentrated example of how messed up and disturbing that sector truly is.
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I’m so tired of these bozos just making shit up as they go along.
August 15, 2025 at 3:49 PM
I’m so tired of these bozos just making shit up as they go along.
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look, it’s just a fired prosecutor and an inexplicable tape gap. since when has that ever indicated anything
July 17, 2025 at 12:32 AM
look, it’s just a fired prosecutor and an inexplicable tape gap. since when has that ever indicated anything
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He just testified all morning about the reasons why the tariff policy was going to make America great. Then he checked his phone and realized everything he just said was canceled on Truth Social.
April 9, 2025 at 6:56 PM
He just testified all morning about the reasons why the tariff policy was going to make America great. Then he checked his phone and realized everything he just said was canceled on Truth Social.
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You set the house on fire, watched it burn, and then lost your nerve and put it out. You now have a partially burned house. Great job.
April 9, 2025 at 5:42 PM
You set the house on fire, watched it burn, and then lost your nerve and put it out. You now have a partially burned house. Great job.
Welp, glad I updated my iPhone 3 days ago
April 8, 2025 at 5:51 PM
Welp, glad I updated my iPhone 3 days ago
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My favorite from today. #HandsOff #HandsOff2025
April 6, 2025 at 7:34 AM
My favorite from today. #HandsOff #HandsOff2025
Things will get real when half of America realizes that Hawaii can't solely supply our entire coffee crop
April 6, 2025 at 7:03 PM
Things will get real when half of America realizes that Hawaii can't solely supply our entire coffee crop
I’m the Canadian who was detained by Ice for two weeks. It felt like I had been kidnapped www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...
I’m the Canadian who was detained by Ice for two weeks. It felt like I had been kidnapped
I was stuck in a freezing cell without explanation despite eventually having lawyers and media attention. Yet, compared with others, I was lucky
www.theguardian.com
March 20, 2025 at 3:21 AM
I’m the Canadian who was detained by Ice for two weeks. It felt like I had been kidnapped www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...
Happy St. Patrick’s Day! ☘️ Sláinte mhaith!
March 17, 2025 at 11:31 PM
Happy St. Patrick’s Day! ☘️ Sláinte mhaith!
Every other downturn I remember was largely due to bad actors in the finance sector, & the govt then scrambling to patch things up.
This is the only time I remember where the *government itself* is causing the downturn, with the finance sector screaming, "WTF ARE YOU DOING?"
This is the only time I remember where the *government itself* is causing the downturn, with the finance sector screaming, "WTF ARE YOU DOING?"
March 16, 2025 at 6:27 PM
Every other downturn I remember was largely due to bad actors in the finance sector, & the govt then scrambling to patch things up.
This is the only time I remember where the *government itself* is causing the downturn, with the finance sector screaming, "WTF ARE YOU DOING?"
This is the only time I remember where the *government itself* is causing the downturn, with the finance sector screaming, "WTF ARE YOU DOING?"
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I bought a Tesla because it was fast like a rocket ship. But now every time I drive it, I feel like a rolling billboard for a man dismantling our government and hurting people. So Tesla, you’re fired!
New ride coming soon.
New ride coming soon.
March 14, 2025 at 3:48 PM
I bought a Tesla because it was fast like a rocket ship. But now every time I drive it, I feel like a rolling billboard for a man dismantling our government and hurting people. So Tesla, you’re fired!
New ride coming soon.
New ride coming soon.
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As predicted, women in New Hampshire had a hard time voting yesterday because of the new proof of citizenship law:
“It doesn’t have my married name on it,” she said. Town voting officials then sent her away a second time, to get her marriage certificate.
www.nhpr.org/nh-news/2025...
“It doesn’t have my married name on it,” she said. Town voting officials then sent her away a second time, to get her marriage certificate.
www.nhpr.org/nh-news/2025...
NH’s new ID requirements send some would-be voters home to grab passports, birth certificates
The law requires all new voters to show proof of their U.S. citizenship. For some, that meant making multiple trips to and from the polls before finally casting a ballot on Tuesday.
www.nhpr.org
March 13, 2025 at 9:50 AM
As predicted, women in New Hampshire had a hard time voting yesterday because of the new proof of citizenship law:
“It doesn’t have my married name on it,” she said. Town voting officials then sent her away a second time, to get her marriage certificate.
www.nhpr.org/nh-news/2025...
“It doesn’t have my married name on it,” she said. Town voting officials then sent her away a second time, to get her marriage certificate.
www.nhpr.org/nh-news/2025...
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Every moderate who told me to calm down in 2016 owes me a thousand dollars.
March 12, 2025 at 3:45 PM
Every moderate who told me to calm down in 2016 owes me a thousand dollars.
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Want to go visit the national parks this year?
Sorry.
The reservation system is shut down, EMT personnel are gone, so don't get hurt or lost. No one can clean the bathrooms or cabins, so they'll be closed. Rangers are fired.
www.sfchronicle.com/bayarea/arti...
Sorry.
The reservation system is shut down, EMT personnel are gone, so don't get hurt or lost. No one can clean the bathrooms or cabins, so they'll be closed. Rangers are fired.
www.sfchronicle.com/bayarea/arti...
Yosemite halts camping reservations, with no timetable for their return
Yosemite halts camping reservations, with no timetable for their return at a time when federal employees are being laid off
www.sfchronicle.com
February 18, 2025 at 2:05 AM
Want to go visit the national parks this year?
Sorry.
The reservation system is shut down, EMT personnel are gone, so don't get hurt or lost. No one can clean the bathrooms or cabins, so they'll be closed. Rangers are fired.
www.sfchronicle.com/bayarea/arti...
Sorry.
The reservation system is shut down, EMT personnel are gone, so don't get hurt or lost. No one can clean the bathrooms or cabins, so they'll be closed. Rangers are fired.
www.sfchronicle.com/bayarea/arti...
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I've been thinking a lot about that bumper sticker which says "everything looks like a conspiracy theory when you don't understand how anything works" and folks it's pretty obvious to me that the people in power right now have absolutely no desire to understand how anything works.
March 6, 2025 at 4:09 PM
I've been thinking a lot about that bumper sticker which says "everything looks like a conspiracy theory when you don't understand how anything works" and folks it's pretty obvious to me that the people in power right now have absolutely no desire to understand how anything works.
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Trump whining that Democrats wouldn't applaud him even if he cured a disease and then a second later bragging about withdrawing from the World Health Organization
March 5, 2025 at 2:35 AM
Trump whining that Democrats wouldn't applaud him even if he cured a disease and then a second later bragging about withdrawing from the World Health Organization
This is always the New York Way of it: you pick a nice sunny spot, and five minutes later, the sun has disappeared behind a different building and you’re freezing 🥶
March 3, 2025 at 6:33 PM
This is always the New York Way of it: you pick a nice sunny spot, and five minutes later, the sun has disappeared behind a different building and you’re freezing 🥶
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I owe an apology to all James Bond movies. I mocked them for having completely unrealistic, cartoonish villains that simply weren't believable.
2025 has made it impossible to levy that criticism anymore.
2025 has made it impossible to levy that criticism anymore.
March 1, 2025 at 11:19 PM
I owe an apology to all James Bond movies. I mocked them for having completely unrealistic, cartoonish villains that simply weren't believable.
2025 has made it impossible to levy that criticism anymore.
2025 has made it impossible to levy that criticism anymore.