Patrick Ellis
@pattywayne.bsky.social
Submarine Veteran⚓️, Oxford Comma User, & Bicyclist🚴 * Mimeograph Operator * Quicksand Survivor * Ezekiel 25:17 * LV Aces Fan
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I'm leaving the DMV without my "Real ID" because apparently I forgot to bring a VHS recording of my actual birth and an original copy of the Declaration of Independence. 🙄
I'm leaving the DMV without my "Real ID" because apparently I forgot to bring a VHS recording of my actual birth and an original copy of the Declaration of Independence. 🙄
October 31, 2025 at 10:25 PM
@teemcee.bsky.social
I'm leaving the DMV without my "Real ID" because apparently I forgot to bring a VHS recording of my actual birth and an original copy of the Declaration of Independence. 🙄
I'm leaving the DMV without my "Real ID" because apparently I forgot to bring a VHS recording of my actual birth and an original copy of the Declaration of Independence. 🙄
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Moments before he became a bad guy with a gun he was a well-regulated militia 🙄
August 27, 2025 at 5:19 PM
Moments before he became a bad guy with a gun he was a well-regulated militia 🙄
A vendor came by my work with a ‘demo trailer’. Imagine my disappointment when I found out it was for demonstrations and not demolition 🥲
August 20, 2025 at 7:25 PM
A vendor came by my work with a ‘demo trailer’. Imagine my disappointment when I found out it was for demonstrations and not demolition 🥲
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August 20, 2025 at 8:20 AM
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Regular Las Vegas headliner at the International Hotel (later Las Vegas Hilton), and co-star of the movie Viva Las Vegas, singer and actor Elvis Presley died of a heart attack on Aug 16, 1977. t.co/O9BESQCZWF
2nd pic is Presley's Aug 19 funeral procession in Memphis, TN.
2nd pic is Presley's Aug 19 funeral procession in Memphis, TN.
August 16, 2025 at 6:05 PM
Regular Las Vegas headliner at the International Hotel (later Las Vegas Hilton), and co-star of the movie Viva Las Vegas, singer and actor Elvis Presley died of a heart attack on Aug 16, 1977. t.co/O9BESQCZWF
2nd pic is Presley's Aug 19 funeral procession in Memphis, TN.
2nd pic is Presley's Aug 19 funeral procession in Memphis, TN.
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Do not get on this internet on the 20th anniversary of Katrina and rehabilitate George Bush I swear to god.
August 5, 2025 at 4:04 PM
Do not get on this internet on the 20th anniversary of Katrina and rehabilitate George Bush I swear to god.
Sure, but when I do it it’s an OsHA violation
June 27, 2025 at 3:02 AM
Sure, but when I do it it’s an OsHA violation
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It's so bad, Volodymyr Zelenskyy has offered to negotiate a peace deal between Trump and Musk, but only if Trump agrees to forfeit all government territory taken by Musk during his invasion of government
June 5, 2025 at 11:26 PM
It's so bad, Volodymyr Zelenskyy has offered to negotiate a peace deal between Trump and Musk, but only if Trump agrees to forfeit all government territory taken by Musk during his invasion of government
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Gonna be hilarious when they both ragestroke out on the toilet tonight as they get into their prime posting hours
June 5, 2025 at 9:18 PM
Gonna be hilarious when they both ragestroke out on the toilet tonight as they get into their prime posting hours
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This feels like Alien vs Sexual Predator
June 5, 2025 at 7:35 PM
This feels like Alien vs Sexual Predator
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*clears schedule to watch Real Housewives of the White House*
June 5, 2025 at 7:44 PM
*clears schedule to watch Real Housewives of the White House*
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our founding fathers didnt build this country on the idea of tweet fights....our founding fathers would have dueled by now........
June 5, 2025 at 7:44 PM
our founding fathers didnt build this country on the idea of tweet fights....our founding fathers would have dueled by now........
When does Day 1 start?
April 3, 2025 at 3:53 AM
When does Day 1 start?
Got 22 miles in before the high winds started
March 3, 2025 at 1:07 AM
Got 22 miles in before the high winds started
Rescued a male pomeranian at an Animal Network event, which they rescued from the Animal Foundation. We've renamed him Finnick Odair
January 26, 2025 at 9:44 PM
Rescued a male pomeranian at an Animal Network event, which they rescued from the Animal Foundation. We've renamed him Finnick Odair
2025 begins with as we thought it would
January 1, 2025 at 8:33 PM
2025 begins with as we thought it would
The worst thing about any new year is the resetting of my bicycle ride tracker app
January 1, 2025 at 8:28 PM
The worst thing about any new year is the resetting of my bicycle ride tracker app
Merry Christmas 🎄 and Happy Hanukkah 🕎 from the Arizona side lookout at Hoover Dam
December 25, 2024 at 6:03 PM
Merry Christmas 🎄 and Happy Hanukkah 🕎 from the Arizona side lookout at Hoover Dam
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Happy Nevada Day (observed) to all who celebrate
October 25, 2024 at 3:38 PM
Happy Nevada Day (observed) to all who celebrate
How’s your day going?
October 23, 2024 at 1:22 AM
How’s your day going?
Congratulations to the New York Liberty on winning the WNBA championship. Well deserved.
#WNBA #WNBAFinals
#WNBA #WNBAFinals
October 21, 2024 at 2:36 AM
Congratulations to the New York Liberty on winning the WNBA championship. Well deserved.
#WNBA #WNBAFinals
#WNBA #WNBAFinals
How did you pick your user name?
On the submarine I served on there were 8 of us with the middle name of ‘Wayne’. It stuck
On the submarine I served on there were 8 of us with the middle name of ‘Wayne’. It stuck
October 20, 2024 at 7:19 PM
How did you pick your user name?
On the submarine I served on there were 8 of us with the middle name of ‘Wayne’. It stuck
On the submarine I served on there were 8 of us with the middle name of ‘Wayne’. It stuck
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