themattwilke
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Great shot. I haven’t seen so many Republican faces dreading what’s to come since McCain’s rallies on the first November weekend in 2008.
June 6, 2025 at 4:13 PM
Great shot. I haven’t seen so many Republican faces dreading what’s to come since McCain’s rallies on the first November weekend in 2008.
I mean, the Knicks were up 9 with 52 seconds left. That WAS a certified choke in that moment, win or tie.
"I thought it was a 3. I tried to hit the celly. It didn't work. But we finished it in overtime."
Tyrese Haliburton on his early celebration.
Tyrese Haliburton on his early celebration.
May 22, 2025 at 3:39 AM
I mean, the Knicks were up 9 with 52 seconds left. That WAS a certified choke in that moment, win or tie.
Trump is grifting 1bn in insider crypto trades a month and we’re still doing this shit?
May 15, 2025 at 2:50 AM
Trump is grifting 1bn in insider crypto trades a month and we’re still doing this shit?
All-timer of a Mr. Magoo outcome.
BREAKING: The Mavericks have won the 2025 NBA Draft Lottery.
Dallas had 1.8% odds to win the No. 1 pick entering today.
Dallas had 1.8% odds to win the No. 1 pick entering today.
May 12, 2025 at 11:28 PM
All-timer of a Mr. Magoo outcome.
I was baffled why the NBA selected an Aerosmith song nobody ever liked in the first place for the playoff ads, but now I am starting to wonder if hearing ‘I don’t want to close my eyes/fall asleep’ every commercial break is subliminally powering me through a lot of these Western Conference games.
May 2, 2025 at 4:52 AM
I was baffled why the NBA selected an Aerosmith song nobody ever liked in the first place for the playoff ads, but now I am starting to wonder if hearing ‘I don’t want to close my eyes/fall asleep’ every commercial break is subliminally powering me through a lot of these Western Conference games.
At face value: Remarkable
Facctoring in this era’s skill imbalance between pitching and hitting: Unimaginable
Facctoring in this era’s skill imbalance between pitching and hitting: Unimaginable
205+ Hits, 138+ Runs, 159+ RBI, 134+ Walks,
any 162-game span in MLB History:
Babe Ruth, Lou Gehrig, Ted Williams, Aaron Judge
any 162-game span in MLB History:
Babe Ruth, Lou Gehrig, Ted Williams, Aaron Judge
April 26, 2025 at 3:55 PM
At face value: Remarkable
Facctoring in this era’s skill imbalance between pitching and hitting: Unimaginable
Facctoring in this era’s skill imbalance between pitching and hitting: Unimaginable
SGA can be 2-10 at half of a playoff game and the Thunder can still be up 30.
If SGA went down for 10 weeks, the Thunder are still at least a 4 seed.
If Jokic went down for 10 weeks, the Nuggets are thinking lottery.
Love watching both. But in terms of most valuable…c’mon.
If SGA went down for 10 weeks, the Thunder are still at least a 4 seed.
If Jokic went down for 10 weeks, the Nuggets are thinking lottery.
Love watching both. But in terms of most valuable…c’mon.
April 20, 2025 at 6:31 PM
SGA can be 2-10 at half of a playoff game and the Thunder can still be up 30.
If SGA went down for 10 weeks, the Thunder are still at least a 4 seed.
If Jokic went down for 10 weeks, the Nuggets are thinking lottery.
Love watching both. But in terms of most valuable…c’mon.
If SGA went down for 10 weeks, the Thunder are still at least a 4 seed.
If Jokic went down for 10 weeks, the Nuggets are thinking lottery.
Love watching both. But in terms of most valuable…c’mon.
At the moment, I’m seeing this underneath 7 headlines on the NYT app.
This video shows the fire damage inside the Pennsylvania Governor’s mansion.
Governor Shapiro’s reaction to the arson attack is on my timeline.
Governor Shapiro’s reaction to the arson attack is on my timeline.
April 14, 2025 at 3:06 AM
At the moment, I’m seeing this underneath 7 headlines on the NYT app.
Reposted by themattwilke
"Would you rather box out Joyce Edwards in six inch stilettos or guard Paige [Bueckers] after eating three Cuban sandwiches?"
April 6, 2025 at 7:04 PM
"Would you rather box out Joyce Edwards in six inch stilettos or guard Paige [Bueckers] after eating three Cuban sandwiches?"
I would have suggested this headline.
Hooters Founder: Down with your private equity, Up with equity in your privates
Hooters Founder: Down with your private equity, Up with equity in your privates
Founder of Hooters buying his failing breastaurant chain out of Chapter 11 bankruptcy to give it another shot... inspiring...
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April 1, 2025 at 4:03 PM
I would have suggested this headline.
Hooters Founder: Down with your private equity, Up with equity in your privates
Hooters Founder: Down with your private equity, Up with equity in your privates
Chicken Fried
Fuck your favourite song. Tell me your least favourite song. The one that makes you die inside the moment you hear the first 3 seconds.
March 29, 2025 at 11:06 PM
Chicken Fried
A good consequence of the Giddey buzzer beater is that a national audience is getting an understanding of Stacey King’s broadcast greatness.
March 29, 2025 at 2:59 PM
A good consequence of the Giddey buzzer beater is that a national audience is getting an understanding of Stacey King’s broadcast greatness.
‘Leap before you look’ is the story of Trump’s second term thus far.
March 14, 2025 at 5:00 PM
‘Leap before you look’ is the story of Trump’s second term thus far.
I watched the SNL thing DVRed today because I was watching the NBA All Star game last night.
What a monumental night for institutions people love to shit on despite not having watched since 1998.
What a monumental night for institutions people love to shit on despite not having watched since 1998.
February 17, 2025 at 11:16 PM
I watched the SNL thing DVRed today because I was watching the NBA All Star game last night.
What a monumental night for institutions people love to shit on despite not having watched since 1998.
What a monumental night for institutions people love to shit on despite not having watched since 1998.
Gotta disagree with Draymond.
Watching the age 30+ all stars screwing around against the rookies and almost blowing it was fun to watch.
Watching the age 30+ all stars screwing around against the rookies and almost blowing it was fun to watch.
February 17, 2025 at 3:10 AM
Gotta disagree with Draymond.
Watching the age 30+ all stars screwing around against the rookies and almost blowing it was fun to watch.
Watching the age 30+ all stars screwing around against the rookies and almost blowing it was fun to watch.
- Pay attention to the way different people make you feel. Try to be like the ones that make you feel good or inspired. Spend more of your time with them too.
- Spend your working hours developing a craft or 3, preferably in something you find interesting that most people don’t.
- Read regularly.
- Spend your working hours developing a craft or 3, preferably in something you find interesting that most people don’t.
- Read regularly.
If you’re over 30, quote this with some life advice 🤌🏼
February 5, 2025 at 4:28 AM
- Pay attention to the way different people make you feel. Try to be like the ones that make you feel good or inspired. Spend more of your time with them too.
- Spend your working hours developing a craft or 3, preferably in something you find interesting that most people don’t.
- Read regularly.
- Spend your working hours developing a craft or 3, preferably in something you find interesting that most people don’t.
- Read regularly.
Bulls: Good news, Zach. We finally got you traded.
Zach: Great! Where?
Bulls: Sacramento
Zach: With DeMar?
(Close up with Curb Your Enthusiam music)
Zach: Great! Where?
Bulls: Sacramento
Zach: With DeMar?
(Close up with Curb Your Enthusiam music)
February 3, 2025 at 2:21 AM
Bulls: Good news, Zach. We finally got you traded.
Zach: Great! Where?
Bulls: Sacramento
Zach: With DeMar?
(Close up with Curb Your Enthusiam music)
Zach: Great! Where?
Bulls: Sacramento
Zach: With DeMar?
(Close up with Curb Your Enthusiam music)
Realization:
Assuming my desire to get on my roof to install an antenna holds at zero, it’s going to be much easier for me to watch the Lakers the rest of the way than the Bulls in the Chicago burbs.
Assuming my desire to get on my roof to install an antenna holds at zero, it’s going to be much easier for me to watch the Lakers the rest of the way than the Bulls in the Chicago burbs.
February 2, 2025 at 11:45 PM
Realization:
Assuming my desire to get on my roof to install an antenna holds at zero, it’s going to be much easier for me to watch the Lakers the rest of the way than the Bulls in the Chicago burbs.
Assuming my desire to get on my roof to install an antenna holds at zero, it’s going to be much easier for me to watch the Lakers the rest of the way than the Bulls in the Chicago burbs.
Luka is one of my favorite players right now. The Lakers are my least favorite team always.
Luka is now the future of the Lakers.
I hate this.
Luka is now the future of the Lakers.
I hate this.
February 2, 2025 at 5:38 AM
Luka is one of my favorite players right now. The Lakers are my least favorite team always.
Luka is now the future of the Lakers.
I hate this.
Luka is now the future of the Lakers.
I hate this.
My thoughts exactly. Outrage, plausible deniability, fuckheads line up to defend, fuckheads start doing it to own the libs, eventually it’s in the mainstream.
Looks like we’ve entered phase 4.
Looks like we’ve entered phase 4.
the way this shit always goes down w/ the far-right is that somebody popular does or says something genuinely transgressive & winkingly tries to hide behind plausible deniability. then ppl copy it bc they have either been waiting for permission or want to troll. soon it just becomes a thing they do
A Montgomery County elected official mimicked Elon Musk’s controversial ‘salute,’ sparking outrage online and her resignation from the local library and a nonprofit www.inquirer.com/politics/pen... via @phillyinquirer
January 25, 2025 at 11:53 PM
My thoughts exactly. Outrage, plausible deniability, fuckheads line up to defend, fuckheads start doing it to own the libs, eventually it’s in the mainstream.
Looks like we’ve entered phase 4.
Looks like we’ve entered phase 4.
Things in baseball I don’t believe will be topped in my lifetime.
- Ted Williams .406
- DiMaggio 56
- Bob Uecker’s HoF speech
- Ted Williams .406
- DiMaggio 56
- Bob Uecker’s HoF speech
January 16, 2025 at 6:51 PM
Things in baseball I don’t believe will be topped in my lifetime.
- Ted Williams .406
- DiMaggio 56
- Bob Uecker’s HoF speech
- Ted Williams .406
- DiMaggio 56
- Bob Uecker’s HoF speech
January 14, 2025 at 4:15 AM
All the ‘bad surprises’ (particularly the youth vote) have a very obvious link to Covid. That reality of the Covid catalyst is so obvious that it lacks novelty or insight. Rogan/podcasts/tiktok is an edgier thesis. But I’m wondering if people are forgetting the biggest contributor.
Good surprises since 2020:
Old people became way more Democratic
EC bias declined
R's have nominated terrible candidates
Bad surprises:
Zoomers are really right wing now
Tech moving right
Non-white support cratered faster than I thought it would
TikTok has been really bad
Old people became way more Democratic
EC bias declined
R's have nominated terrible candidates
Bad surprises:
Zoomers are really right wing now
Tech moving right
Non-white support cratered faster than I thought it would
TikTok has been really bad
January 13, 2025 at 3:04 AM
All the ‘bad surprises’ (particularly the youth vote) have a very obvious link to Covid. That reality of the Covid catalyst is so obvious that it lacks novelty or insight. Rogan/podcasts/tiktok is an edgier thesis. But I’m wondering if people are forgetting the biggest contributor.
Very much down for a 7 game Cavs/Thunder series in June.
January 9, 2025 at 2:38 AM
Very much down for a 7 game Cavs/Thunder series in June.