pink pimpcess 🎀🎀🎀
@pattersona12.blacksky.app
and a “fuck you” to you, too!
i’m sorry, but i’m taking the ex as inspo
My aunt who is whole 61 talking about her ex from YEARS ago just texted her this morning “Happy Thanksgiving, I’m grateful to have loved you”
November 27, 2025 at 7:02 PM
i’m sorry, but i’m taking the ex as inspo
being a criminal is just not conducive to my life anymore
a man wearing a hat with feathers on it is sitting in a car with #carryon written on the bottom
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November 27, 2025 at 7:01 PM
being a criminal is just not conducive to my life anymore
i’m here on earth as an agent of chaos 😈
November 27, 2025 at 6:46 PM
i’m here on earth as an agent of chaos 😈
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I appreciate it! Go rarer! 🤣
November 27, 2025 at 6:35 PM
I appreciate it! Go rarer! 🤣
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I would be too! That annoying high ass voice 😖
November 27, 2025 at 6:34 PM
I would be too! That annoying high ass voice 😖
apple recommended some yfn lucci to me and i’m offended
November 27, 2025 at 6:33 PM
apple recommended some yfn lucci to me and i’m offended
i’m in rare form today😂🤷🏽♀️
November 27, 2025 at 6:32 PM
i’m in rare form today😂🤷🏽♀️
i’m literally playing video games and drinking rn😂🤭
Don't let anyone upset you today remember you can always go home and play video games
November 27, 2025 at 6:28 PM
i’m literally playing video games and drinking rn😂🤭
current mood:
a man says " we 're gonna celebrate what ? my divooorce "
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November 27, 2025 at 6:26 PM
current mood:
fuck dat bitch!
November 27, 2025 at 6:25 PM
fuck dat bitch!
time to get drunk
a man in a suit and tie is smiling with a bravo logo in the corner
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November 27, 2025 at 6:18 PM
time to get drunk
that’s josh’s momma😂
November 27, 2025 at 3:33 PM
that’s josh’s momma😂
every year mid december she goes “yall wanna know what yall got?” and gives us our presents right then and there😂
me and my siblings haven’t actually opened gifts on christmas day since the early 2010’s😂 my mother does not like all that hoopla
November 27, 2025 at 3:32 PM
every year mid december she goes “yall wanna know what yall got?” and gives us our presents right then and there😂
me and my siblings haven’t actually opened gifts on christmas day since the early 2010’s😂 my mother does not like all that hoopla
November 27, 2025 at 3:30 PM
me and my siblings haven’t actually opened gifts on christmas day since the early 2010’s😂 my mother does not like all that hoopla
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Here go all these companies texting and emailing me deals 😒 leave me alone.
November 27, 2025 at 3:19 PM
Here go all these companies texting and emailing me deals 😒 leave me alone.
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If you had access to me and lost access to me, today is NOT the day to try ya keycard.
Your keycard will NOT work.
Fuck your keycard.
Your keycard will NOT work.
Fuck your keycard.
November 27, 2025 at 2:47 PM
If you had access to me and lost access to me, today is NOT the day to try ya keycard.
Your keycard will NOT work.
Fuck your keycard.
Your keycard will NOT work.
Fuck your keycard.
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A lot of you didn't grow up with your grandmothers and great aunts making jello molds and it shows smh
November 27, 2025 at 3:17 PM
A lot of you didn't grow up with your grandmothers and great aunts making jello molds and it shows smh
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Because you forgot to throw it out the window?
Someone wanna explain why my work phone is ringing?
November 27, 2025 at 3:16 PM
Because you forgot to throw it out the window?
i don’t feel like being bothered today😭🥶
November 27, 2025 at 3:15 PM
i don’t feel like being bothered today😭🥶
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Cinema.
November 27, 2025 at 3:13 PM
Cinema.
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NOOOOOOOOOOOOO
WE AIN'T BUYING SHIT ‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️
WE AIN'T BUYING SHIT ‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️
November 27, 2025 at 3:12 PM
NOOOOOOOOOOOOO
WE AIN'T BUYING SHIT ‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️
WE AIN'T BUYING SHIT ‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️
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ITS UP SIS!! I’ll send the lo
November 27, 2025 at 3:06 PM
ITS UP SIS!! I’ll send the lo
dressing
1. What is the Thanksgiving side dish that really has main character energy?
November 27, 2025 at 3:08 PM
dressing
pumpkin is good!!!
5. What’s a controversial food take that you’d stand ten toes down and defend at all costs?
November 27, 2025 at 3:07 PM
pumpkin is good!!!