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Patrick King
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Artist and such. More human than human.
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Email patrick@patrickkingart.com for commissions!
he/him
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*slapping you* MTG is not your fucking friend *slapping you again* I don’t give a shit MTG is not your fucking friend *slapping you yet again* she defected on him months ago because of dumb personal shit, she is not principled, MTG IS NOT YOUR FUCKING FRIEND
November 15, 2025 at 3:20 AM
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your dead AI mother loves you so much ❤️
November 15, 2025 at 12:50 AM
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whenever RFK opens his mouth it sounds like a tractor trailer getting wedged beneath an overpass. he keeps avoiding the simple solution to this, being: fucking off back to monster island
I know it's a condition but even beyond being a vile person he is ROUGH to listen to
November 14, 2025 at 10:23 PM
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It’s 22 years since #AsajjVentress made a debut in Genndy’s amazing 2D Clone Wars. The Anakin fight is possibly the coolest thing ever to happen in a Star War.

#155 Asajj Ventress

See all the portraits;
www.liambrazier.com/star-draws

@ohcatrina.bsky.social #ventressday #stardraws #starwars
November 14, 2025 at 9:28 PM
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Happy Birthday, Wendy Carlos!

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November 14, 2025 at 7:59 PM
Post the last four games you played
November 14, 2025 at 9:50 PM
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everything I know about the Nuzzi/RFK Jr affair I have learned against my will
November 14, 2025 at 9:23 PM
I've only seen snippets of that NYT Olivia Nuzzi piece while scrolling but even that makes me want to take a Lysol bath
November 14, 2025 at 6:18 PM
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The sequel LEATHER TERROR is even darker and heavier

tidal.com/browse/album...
Carpenter Brut - Leather Terror
Listen to Leather Terror on TIDAL
tidal.com
November 14, 2025 at 6:15 PM
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November 14, 2025 at 6:14 PM
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It’s the same thing as reffing a soccer game - whatever your rules are, the players might complain but they’ll respect them if you enforce them equally. When you’re inconsistent is when shit starts breaking down, because then there’s no more trust in a neutral arbiter.
November 14, 2025 at 5:02 PM
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Look, all I’m gonna say on The Current Topic is that moderation needs to be consistent - if you’re gonna drop the hammer for quoting song lyrics and getting pissed about child rapists, yet you let slide accounts that say trans people shouldn’t exist, then yeah, there’s gonna be some questions.
November 14, 2025 at 4:59 PM
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Glad BlueSky did this. When I saw Patton Oswalt saying Megyn Kelly should be fed into a woodchipper feet first for defending raping children based on what age she thinks is okay, I thought, "yes, comedian Patton Oswalt is going to, in real life, feed Megyn Kelly into a woodchipper feet first."
patton oswalt has been suspended from bluesky for saying that megyn kelly should be fed to a woodchipper for justifying the sexual abuse of minors
November 14, 2025 at 2:17 PM
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Blind commissions are open for the first time.
Send up to three words, choose an aspect ratio and I’ll turn it into a new Retro CGI render.
Flat price, quick delivery, no previews.
If you want something strange, shiny or impossible, this is the moment.
www.zer0rei.com/store/mystery
November 13, 2025 at 7:22 PM
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November 14, 2025 at 3:30 AM
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🚨Empire Magazine will be releasing a new look at ‘The Mandalorian and Grogu’ in their next issue🚨

#starwars #TheMandalorian #ahsoka  #grogu #dindjarin #fennec #bobafett #bokatan #TheMandalorianAndGrogu
November 14, 2025 at 12:37 AM
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“0% woke shit”

a black man with a physical disability leads an environmental terrorist cell trying to save the planet from mega-billionaires and you play as a cross dressing twink femdomed by two different women ending and the final boss against the gayest angel of all time
November 7, 2025 at 7:59 PM
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i feel so bad for artists who now have to deal with accusations that their work is ai

Its so demeaning to the life of work they put into their art, and it must suck to have to argue that your work is in fact your own.

If you can draw, that's really cool, I think you are great.
November 13, 2025 at 3:34 PM
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THE CRIMSON WITCH & THE SOULSKULL

Lil' bit of Halloween leftovers.

#art #digitalart #illustration
November 7, 2025 at 4:08 PM
Chaotic neutral Amos Burton protecting a young girl from evil corporate goons sounds like a great time based on the cover alone.
Cover for THE EXPANSE: A LITTLE DEATH #2
November 13, 2025 at 5:59 PM
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Grand Admiral Thrawn prestige card art by Johnny Morrow for Star Wars Unlimited
November 12, 2025 at 2:00 PM
Welp now all I want to do is listen to Devin Townsend and work on art all day. Stupid lousy work.
November 13, 2025 at 3:07 PM
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every single one of these emails could have been a text. they had texting in 2017 I think. people could have texted their pedophile friend to ask what time the pedophile/race science party started but no. they all have a deep and abiding love for SMTP
November 13, 2025 at 4:45 AM
Just watched the video of Devin Townsend performing Kingdom on EMGtv

www.youtube.com/watch?v=nubJ...
a pug dog with a collar that says afo on it is sitting on the ground .
Alt: a pug dog with a collar that says afo on it is sitting on the ground .
media.tenor.com
November 13, 2025 at 5:06 AM