Patrick
@patrickd.bsky.social
Waiting for things to simmer down a little bit since 2010
Post a famous bathroom scene
November 26, 2025 at 1:42 AM
Post a famous bathroom scene
Literally 10 seconds ago:
November 18, 2025 at 6:46 PM
Literally 10 seconds ago:
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InstaGraphs: Job Posting: St. Louis Cardinals – Senior Data Scientist blogs.fangraphs.com/instagraphs/...
Job Posting: St. Louis Cardinals - Senior Data Scientist
The St. Louis Cardinals are hiring.
blogs.fangraphs.com
November 10, 2025 at 1:00 PM
InstaGraphs: Job Posting: St. Louis Cardinals – Senior Data Scientist blogs.fangraphs.com/instagraphs/...
List of new Blue States:
Georgia
Mississippi
Virginia
Pennsylvania
Georgia
Mississippi
Virginia
Pennsylvania
Mike Johnson: "What happened last night is blue states and blue cities voted blue. We all saw that coming. And no one should read too much into last night's election results."
November 5, 2025 at 4:20 PM
List of new Blue States:
Georgia
Mississippi
Virginia
Pennsylvania
Georgia
Mississippi
Virginia
Pennsylvania
No, I’m not going to Google what the run expectancy with second and third no outs is, and you shouldn’t either.
November 1, 2025 at 3:13 AM
No, I’m not going to Google what the run expectancy with second and third no outs is, and you shouldn’t either.
Let’s shoot for today maybe
October 28, 2025 at 8:37 PM
Let’s shoot for today maybe
My dad smoked progressively cheaper and cheaper cigarettes my entire life as his finances slowly spiraled
My dad smoked KOOL Filter Kings.
post your mom's brand mine smoked misty menthol lights
October 27, 2025 at 6:05 PM
My dad smoked progressively cheaper and cheaper cigarettes my entire life as his finances slowly spiraled
NO CROWNS
Louvre shutters after thieves make off with jewels of “inestimable value” in brazen daytime heist
Louvre shutters after thieves make off with jewels in brazen daytime heist
In a matter of seven minutes, the thieves reached the Louvre via basket lift, forced a window, smashed cases, and fled with jewels of “inestimable value” — all while tourists were alrea…
wgnradio.com
October 19, 2025 at 2:36 PM
NO CROWNS
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the guy who caught cal raleigh’s homer was wearing a shirt that said dump 61 here and he immediately took it off and had a shirt that said dump 62 here
October 8, 2025 at 1:43 AM
the guy who caught cal raleigh’s homer was wearing a shirt that said dump 61 here and he immediately took it off and had a shirt that said dump 62 here
My father - who has not stepped foot in a movie theater in decades and watches only cowboy movies on alternative broadcast channels - told me the trailer for ONE BATTLE AFTER ANOTHER looks good.
There’s no way in hell I can get him to sit through a 3 hr PTA movie right?
There’s no way in hell I can get him to sit through a 3 hr PTA movie right?
September 29, 2025 at 5:50 PM
My father - who has not stepped foot in a movie theater in decades and watches only cowboy movies on alternative broadcast channels - told me the trailer for ONE BATTLE AFTER ANOTHER looks good.
There’s no way in hell I can get him to sit through a 3 hr PTA movie right?
There’s no way in hell I can get him to sit through a 3 hr PTA movie right?
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The last team to make the playoffs with 83 wins won the World Series.
September 29, 2025 at 5:39 PM
The last team to make the playoffs with 83 wins won the World Series.
Was having some issues with Screen Time on the new iOS release and Gemini had some really helpful tips
September 19, 2025 at 1:28 PM
Was having some issues with Screen Time on the new iOS release and Gemini had some really helpful tips
The only two ways you can get payroll control is by
A) Opening your books (NBA)
B) Crushing the players union (NFL, NHL)
I’m pretty certain I know which way MLB is gonna push.
A) Opening your books (NBA)
B) Crushing the players union (NFL, NHL)
I’m pretty certain I know which way MLB is gonna push.
MLB commissioner Bud Selig has kept a fairly low public profile in recent years, but he just went on Mo Vaughn's podcast and praised salary caps in place in other major leagues. Some potential clues as baseball labor talks pick up next year. frontofficesports.com/selig-backs-...
Selig Backs MLB Salary Cap, but Warns Against Labor Fight
The implementation of a salary cap in MLB has received another significant public endorsement from one of baseball’s elder statesmen.
frontofficesports.com
August 28, 2025 at 8:07 PM
The only two ways you can get payroll control is by
A) Opening your books (NBA)
B) Crushing the players union (NFL, NHL)
I’m pretty certain I know which way MLB is gonna push.
A) Opening your books (NBA)
B) Crushing the players union (NFL, NHL)
I’m pretty certain I know which way MLB is gonna push.
Now how’s he gonna get the money to buy that Ohtani home run ball back
August 22, 2025 at 6:30 PM
Now how’s he gonna get the money to buy that Ohtani home run ball back
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Brent Hinds, formerly of Mastodon, has passed away at 51 years old
August 21, 2025 at 4:14 PM
Brent Hinds, formerly of Mastodon, has passed away at 51 years old
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my new ai device will sit in a beer garden that backs onto a small river and drink three to five pints on a sunny late summer afternoon for you, leaving you free for more meetings and business calls
July 26, 2025 at 4:17 PM
my new ai device will sit in a beer garden that backs onto a small river and drink three to five pints on a sunny late summer afternoon for you, leaving you free for more meetings and business calls
Modern Era Record of -349 (‘32 Red Sox) is in play. Rockies on pace to finish -427.
NL RUN DIFFERENTIAL
All-Star Break
CHC +119
MIL +81
LAD +69
PHI +63
NYM +45
CIN +31
SF +17
STL +17
SD +7
ARI +5
ATL +2
+/-/+/-/+/-
PIT -53
MIA -55
WSH -102
COL -253
All-Star Break
CHC +119
MIL +81
LAD +69
PHI +63
NYM +45
CIN +31
SF +17
STL +17
SD +7
ARI +5
ATL +2
+/-/+/-/+/-
PIT -53
MIA -55
WSH -102
COL -253
July 14, 2025 at 6:25 PM
Modern Era Record of -349 (‘32 Red Sox) is in play. Rockies on pace to finish -427.
Had me in the first half #stlcards
Promotion day for JJ Wetherholt — he is on the way to Memphis. Cardinals say he’s their first player to reach Triple-A within a year of being drafted since Michael Wacha in 2013. First position player since Brett Wallace in 09.
July 7, 2025 at 8:39 PM
Had me in the first half #stlcards
What’s the opposite of Nostalgia
July 2, 2025 at 1:58 PM
What’s the opposite of Nostalgia
Movie you’ve watched more than six times with a gif (no franchises or sequels)
June 27, 2025 at 11:42 AM
Movie you’ve watched more than six times with a gif (no franchises or sequels)
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David R. Hagen just solved a small mystery that I mentioned 13 years ago in the mouseover text of a comic drhagen.com/blog/the-mis...
The Missing 11th of the Month - David R Hagen
Personal website of David R Hagen, scientific software engineer
drhagen.com
June 19, 2025 at 11:40 AM
David R. Hagen just solved a small mystery that I mentioned 13 years ago in the mouseover text of a comic drhagen.com/blog/the-mis...