Pat Schmear
@patomicbomb.bsky.social
Rambling oaf, friend to animals everywhere
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It gets dark at 4:37pm
November 26, 2025 at 9:50 PM
It gets dark at 4:37pm
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Whenever I encounter the slightest inconvenience
November 23, 2025 at 1:05 AM
Whenever I encounter the slightest inconvenience
Trump after one meeting with Mamdani
November 21, 2025 at 9:42 PM
Trump after one meeting with Mamdani
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Rolling out the Matt Christman quote from after Charlottesville (2017) again:
November 21, 2025 at 11:08 AM
Rolling out the Matt Christman quote from after Charlottesville (2017) again:
I was wondering why the coast guard would move to downplay the swastika in the first place and then I remembered the “beautiful boaters”
November 21, 2025 at 3:24 PM
I was wondering why the coast guard would move to downplay the swastika in the first place and then I remembered the “beautiful boaters”
Wicked: Tokyo Drift
November 21, 2025 at 1:15 AM
Wicked: Tokyo Drift
“Guys we hear you want universal healthcare but what if you had this dysfunctional, money eating maze of nightmares with the brain of Adolf Hitler instead?”
Markwayne Mullin: "Reward people for being healthy. Think about this. Healthcare is the only industry that you're not rewarded for taking care of your responsibility. If you think about homeowners insurance, if you're within 500 feet of a fire hydrant, your insurance goes down."
November 19, 2025 at 8:54 PM
“Guys we hear you want universal healthcare but what if you had this dysfunctional, money eating maze of nightmares with the brain of Adolf Hitler instead?”
How can this show be profitable for HBO? Bill Maher fails as both a comedian and political commentator but somehow has been paid to do this for 30 years. Did some executive fuck up and give him an unbreakable, lifetime contract? I have to know because his existence makes me feel insane
bill maher with one of the craziest flop jokes i've ever seen in my life
November 19, 2025 at 1:17 AM
How can this show be profitable for HBO? Bill Maher fails as both a comedian and political commentator but somehow has been paid to do this for 30 years. Did some executive fuck up and give him an unbreakable, lifetime contract? I have to know because his existence makes me feel insane
Had a dream where my rent was going up $459 to cover the cost of the new AI assistant that “makes paying rent easier”. AI bullshit is in everything now even my subconscious
November 17, 2025 at 11:17 AM
Had a dream where my rent was going up $459 to cover the cost of the new AI assistant that “makes paying rent easier”. AI bullshit is in everything now even my subconscious
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Akihiro Yamada, cover art for The Dark Tower series, 2017
November 16, 2025 at 5:04 PM
Akihiro Yamada, cover art for The Dark Tower series, 2017
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Oh hey it’s nice out today
November 15, 2025 at 7:38 PM
Oh hey it’s nice out today
I guess Trump is the throat goat after all
November 14, 2025 at 11:06 PM
I guess Trump is the throat goat after all
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At long last, we have created the Torment Nexus from the classic sci-fi novel Don’t Trap Grandma in the Torment Nexus
November 14, 2025 at 9:24 AM
At long last, we have created the Torment Nexus from the classic sci-fi novel Don’t Trap Grandma in the Torment Nexus
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Pizzagate: If you replace the word “hot dog” with “little boy” and “pizza party” with “child sex orgy,” you will see the lengths these elites go to cover up their crimes.
Real elite emails: Send me nude pictures of those 8th graders we abused last weekend post-haste! I am the Ambassador to Turkey.
Real elite emails: Send me nude pictures of those 8th graders we abused last weekend post-haste! I am the Ambassador to Turkey.
November 12, 2025 at 11:10 PM
Pizzagate: If you replace the word “hot dog” with “little boy” and “pizza party” with “child sex orgy,” you will see the lengths these elites go to cover up their crimes.
Real elite emails: Send me nude pictures of those 8th graders we abused last weekend post-haste! I am the Ambassador to Turkey.
Real elite emails: Send me nude pictures of those 8th graders we abused last weekend post-haste! I am the Ambassador to Turkey.
Facebook is so good
November 12, 2025 at 1:38 PM
Facebook is so good
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second verse on this is one of the funniest things i've ever heard
November 9, 2025 at 3:10 PM
second verse on this is one of the funniest things i've ever heard
