Pat Schmear
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Pat Schmear
@patomicbomb.bsky.social
Rambling oaf, friend to animals everywhere
Really believe people were only initially attracted to the Kennedys because JFK was young. If you look at them close they’re lumpy headed New England mutants
November 25, 2025 at 10:28 PM
Every dollar you don’t spend is a dollar that goes to the Kaiser!
November 25, 2025 at 6:34 PM
They sound like 10 year old boys. 10 year old boys are the only ones who would think this sounds cool
November 24, 2025 at 3:34 PM
Paramount has gone woke
November 21, 2025 at 3:17 PM
Star Trek: I don’t have any money 😀
Real Life: I don’t have any money 😩
November 20, 2025 at 12:46 PM
My memory is hazy but didn’t Jenna Maroney make a similar song in 30 Rock? If not, this is very Jenna coded
November 19, 2025 at 9:27 PM
My dumbest coworker told me he heard on Joe Rogan how you can smoke weed and look into a laser and actually see the numbers that make up its DNA. Making politics off limits is the least they can do
November 19, 2025 at 3:23 PM
November 18, 2025 at 5:47 PM
If he’s ever actually held accountable for his crimes the least they can do is demolish that place
November 18, 2025 at 3:25 PM
I bet this was written by AI
November 17, 2025 at 5:19 PM
A bunch of baseball mitts slapping against each other
November 17, 2025 at 3:34 PM
The hold Donald Trump has on these people is insane
November 17, 2025 at 2:17 AM
Gotta start circulating photos of this clown to high schools
November 16, 2025 at 8:32 PM