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Patrick Langton
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Trying my best
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jonbois.bsky.social
so far tonight bad bunny has sung more reggaeton songs than the patriots and seahawks combined
February 9, 2026 at 1:38 AM
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Kare 11 local news just read, in full, this statement from Michael and Susan Pretti, the parents of Alex Pretti.

"Please get the truth out about our son."
Statement from Michael and Susan Pretti Parents of Alex Jeffrey Pretti “We are heartbroken but also very angry. Alex was a kindhearted soul who cared deeply for his family and friends and also the American veterans whom he cared for as an ICU nurse at the Minneapolis VA hospital. Alex wanted to make a difference in this world. Unfortunately, he will not be with us to see his impact. I do not throw around the ‘hero’ term lightly. However, his last thought and act was to protect a woman. The sickening lies told about our son by the administration are reprehensible and disgusting. Alex is clearly not holding a gun when attacked by Trump’s murdering and cowardly ICE thugs. He had his phone in his right hand and his empty left hand is raised above his head while trying to protect the woman ICE just pushed down, all while being pepper sprayed. Please get the truth out about our son. He was a good man. Thank you.
January 25, 2026 at 12:43 AM
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flyersgoalscoredby.bsky.social
AWOOOOOOGA
January 22, 2026 at 3:06 PM
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December 10, 2025 at 9:35 PM
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jonbois.bsky.social
NFL’s New Overtime Rules - First possession per team - Which comes first: score or possession - If coin flip is heads, elect to kick or receive. Same if tails, once possessions - If a field goal is kicked on first possession, team on field must acquiesce Designed by Jon. Share with your friends if you found this helpful!
December 1, 2025 at 4:39 AM
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jonbois.bsky.social
it’s impossible to make your own pasta from scratch at home. no one has ever done it
November 24, 2025 at 11:33 PM
patlangton.bsky.social
The guy cutting chives everyday on Reddit is the best thing to happen all year
November 20, 2025 at 9:42 PM
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sorenspicknall.bsky.social
Easy choice if you're a deer deciding where to buy a house
A map showing a town called Deer Park next to a town called Kildeer
November 17, 2025 at 3:53 PM
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treblaw.bsky.social
Go birds
November 11, 2025 at 1:03 AM
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nflscorigami.bsky.social
🏈 JAX 29 - 36 HOU
FINAL

✅ That's Scorigami!! It's the 1094th unique final score in NFL history.
November 9, 2025 at 9:35 PM
patlangton.bsky.social
I’ll always find it funny that the first antagonist in Pokémon is just a child named Gary
November 9, 2025 at 12:19 PM
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ryangilbert.bsky.social
Just for the record: fuck Carter Hart and the Vegas Golden Knights.
October 16, 2025 at 9:03 PM
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flyersgoalscoredby.bsky.social
Yo, the Flyers!
October 14, 2025 at 1:40 AM
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flyersgoalscoredby.bsky.social
Hockey is back. Let’s get really angry and a bunch of Canadians for 6 straight months
October 8, 2025 at 12:05 AM
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dumplingmenace.bsky.social
GO BIRDS FUCK ICE FREE PALESTINE
September 15, 2025 at 1:58 AM
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nflscorigami.bsky.social
🏈 BAL 40 - 41 BUF
FINAL

✅ That's Scorigami!! It's the 1092nd unique final score in NFL history.
September 8, 2025 at 3:39 AM
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panasonicdx4500.bsky.social
Everything else aside, it does warm my heart knowing this Eagles team does genuinely hate the Cowboys as much as I do.
September 5, 2025 at 12:48 AM
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bugsmaytrix.bsky.social
hell? yea, brother
July 24, 2025 at 3:54 PM
patlangton.bsky.social
Welcome to Philly, Connor McDavid
June 18, 2025 at 3:09 AM
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piccone.bsky.social
very nasty
February 26, 2025 at 10:08 PM
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rincewind.run
new pope!

*crowd goes wild*

American pope!

*crowd boos*

woke for an American!

*crowd goes wild*

bad on protecting abusive priests!

*crowd boos*

hates JD Vance!

*crowd goes wild*
May 8, 2025 at 5:33 PM
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My Signal is langtonpat69420 just saying
March 25, 2025 at 2:54 AM
patlangton.bsky.social
BG got me crying in the club dawg
March 18, 2025 at 7:23 PM
patlangton.bsky.social
Happy me day
March 17, 2025 at 7:07 PM
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lorcanhedgehog.bsky.social
March 14, 2025 at 10:02 AM