Pat Heaviside
@patheaviside.bsky.social
TTATO and Illuminerdy mouth noise maker.
Remember, even if you ever manage to get your shit together, all you really have is a big pile of shit.
July 24, 2025 at 1:14 PM
Remember, even if you ever manage to get your shit together, all you really have is a big pile of shit.
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Ahead of Quantum Witch's release tomorrow, I spoke with its creator @nikkijay.games about her upbringing in a religious cult. She describes the impact it had on her and how it formed the basis for the game's story and characters: www.forbes.com/sites/joshua...
How A Religious Cult And Absurdist Humour Led To Quantum Witch
Quantum Witch's creator, NikkiJay, on a traumatic childhood growing up in a religious cult and the inspirations for her new video game.
www.forbes.com
June 23, 2025 at 9:23 PM
Ahead of Quantum Witch's release tomorrow, I spoke with its creator @nikkijay.games about her upbringing in a religious cult. She describes the impact it had on her and how it formed the basis for the game's story and characters: www.forbes.com/sites/joshua...
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Hey, conservatives hiding out here because you aren’t *that* type?
Nah, I don’t fuckin’ want you. Unfollow, block, I don’t give a shit.
My content may be trash, but it is above you.
I spit in your eye. Racism and the rest at a 9 was okay with you. I’m not your pal because you don’t like 10.
Nah, I don’t fuckin’ want you. Unfollow, block, I don’t give a shit.
My content may be trash, but it is above you.
I spit in your eye. Racism and the rest at a 9 was okay with you. I’m not your pal because you don’t like 10.
June 19, 2025 at 5:58 PM
Hey, conservatives hiding out here because you aren’t *that* type?
Nah, I don’t fuckin’ want you. Unfollow, block, I don’t give a shit.
My content may be trash, but it is above you.
I spit in your eye. Racism and the rest at a 9 was okay with you. I’m not your pal because you don’t like 10.
Nah, I don’t fuckin’ want you. Unfollow, block, I don’t give a shit.
My content may be trash, but it is above you.
I spit in your eye. Racism and the rest at a 9 was okay with you. I’m not your pal because you don’t like 10.
Sobering moment in Red Dead Redemption 2, I'd just taken down a 3 star deer and was in the middle of skinning it when my dear son asked:
Him: "Is that a dangerous animal?"
*Internal screaming* Oh shit, well no, it's basically Bambi and I'm merrily turning it inside out.
Him: "Is that a dangerous animal?"
*Internal screaming* Oh shit, well no, it's basically Bambi and I'm merrily turning it inside out.
May 15, 2025 at 10:30 AM
Sobering moment in Red Dead Redemption 2, I'd just taken down a 3 star deer and was in the middle of skinning it when my dear son asked:
Him: "Is that a dangerous animal?"
*Internal screaming* Oh shit, well no, it's basically Bambi and I'm merrily turning it inside out.
Him: "Is that a dangerous animal?"
*Internal screaming* Oh shit, well no, it's basically Bambi and I'm merrily turning it inside out.
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What's the best way to fail a test? Wrong answers only.
March 17, 2025 at 9:38 PM
What's the best way to fail a test? Wrong answers only.
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Cut my food into pieces,
I am on life support,
-Grandpapa Roach
I am on life support,
-Grandpapa Roach
March 23, 2025 at 3:17 AM
Cut my food into pieces,
I am on life support,
-Grandpapa Roach
I am on life support,
-Grandpapa Roach
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Hey, could do with a signal boost for this!
Do you like GAMES? Do you like QUEER, NARRATIVE GAMES?
Do you want to play a Special Edition of the Quantum Witch demo with NEVER BEFORE SEEN stuff?
And stream it to your fans? Or write about it? Or publish something?
Get in touch!!
Do you like GAMES? Do you like QUEER, NARRATIVE GAMES?
Do you want to play a Special Edition of the Quantum Witch demo with NEVER BEFORE SEEN stuff?
And stream it to your fans? Or write about it? Or publish something?
Get in touch!!
March 28, 2025 at 11:07 AM
Hey, could do with a signal boost for this!
Do you like GAMES? Do you like QUEER, NARRATIVE GAMES?
Do you want to play a Special Edition of the Quantum Witch demo with NEVER BEFORE SEEN stuff?
And stream it to your fans? Or write about it? Or publish something?
Get in touch!!
Do you like GAMES? Do you like QUEER, NARRATIVE GAMES?
Do you want to play a Special Edition of the Quantum Witch demo with NEVER BEFORE SEEN stuff?
And stream it to your fans? Or write about it? Or publish something?
Get in touch!!
Cancelled TV show that you will never stop thinking about
March 27, 2025 at 11:53 PM
Cancelled TV show that you will never stop thinking about
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JD Vance looks like a ventriloquists dummy come to life, but is now slowly dying of terminal smugness.
March 2, 2025 at 6:18 PM
JD Vance looks like a ventriloquists dummy come to life, but is now slowly dying of terminal smugness.
There's sometimes in life where you achieve something so profound get the irresistible urge to quick save.
Then there are those times when you'd give anything to be able to press F9.
Then there are those times when you'd give anything to be able to press F9.
March 2, 2025 at 6:52 PM
There's sometimes in life where you achieve something so profound get the irresistible urge to quick save.
Then there are those times when you'd give anything to be able to press F9.
Then there are those times when you'd give anything to be able to press F9.
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Ooh, a character what I done!
I love Flaps. One of the many things I’ve had so much fun with in my writing.
For real, Quantum Witch has been a treat of a project, and I think a lot of people will love it.
I love Flaps. One of the many things I’ve had so much fun with in my writing.
For real, Quantum Witch has been a treat of a project, and I think a lot of people will love it.
Art day today. Ren holding Flaps the bird, and a fruit tree.
February 25, 2025 at 4:07 PM
Ooh, a character what I done!
I love Flaps. One of the many things I’ve had so much fun with in my writing.
For real, Quantum Witch has been a treat of a project, and I think a lot of people will love it.
I love Flaps. One of the many things I’ve had so much fun with in my writing.
For real, Quantum Witch has been a treat of a project, and I think a lot of people will love it.
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I had great luck at the Gashapon store and managed to get one of each component for this 1/12 scale dentists office. All three precisely detailed stations are licensed and they can be rearranged to combine.
Did I need this? No.
Did I want it terribly? Yes.
Did I need this? No.
Did I want it terribly? Yes.
February 26, 2025 at 2:35 AM
I had great luck at the Gashapon store and managed to get one of each component for this 1/12 scale dentists office. All three precisely detailed stations are licensed and they can be rearranged to combine.
Did I need this? No.
Did I want it terribly? Yes.
Did I need this? No.
Did I want it terribly? Yes.
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I don’t even know how to pose a dentist scene, but here you go anyway.
February 26, 2025 at 2:39 AM
I don’t even know how to pose a dentist scene, but here you go anyway.
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Here is the Gashapon machine and then me trying out the junk it gave me.
February 26, 2025 at 2:45 AM
Here is the Gashapon machine and then me trying out the junk it gave me.
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All Aboard the PISS TRAIN!!! (I hope to make professional connections with this account!)
It’s JRX!!! It’s not JRX. I don’t know what robot this is. Educate me if you must. TRAIN me, even.
February 24, 2025 at 1:08 PM
All Aboard the PISS TRAIN!!! (I hope to make professional connections with this account!)
It’s JRX!!! It’s not JRX. I don’t know what robot this is. Educate me if you must. TRAIN me, even.
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Me: Pardon me boy, is that the Chattanooga Choo Choo?
Man tying me to the tracks: Probably.
Man tying me to the tracks: Probably.
February 22, 2025 at 9:21 PM
Me: Pardon me boy, is that the Chattanooga Choo Choo?
Man tying me to the tracks: Probably.
Man tying me to the tracks: Probably.
I'm so tired I *can* sleep when there are enemies nearby.
February 16, 2025 at 10:47 PM
I'm so tired I *can* sleep when there are enemies nearby.
Positive: I've pulled out all my ear hair and I'm no longer partially deaf.
Negative: My earbuds now slide out by themselves.
Negative: My earbuds now slide out by themselves.
February 5, 2025 at 3:22 PM
Positive: I've pulled out all my ear hair and I'm no longer partially deaf.
Negative: My earbuds now slide out by themselves.
Negative: My earbuds now slide out by themselves.
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They're regulating the love lives of foodstuffs now
January 31, 2025 at 6:28 PM
They're regulating the love lives of foodstuffs now
I just go to Dr B Arelegs, he insists all patients pay with nude thighs.
January 31, 2025 at 2:56 PM
I just go to Dr B Arelegs, he insists all patients pay with nude thighs.
Kinder makers of Kinder Bueno wasn't always the named for the German word for children, but was in fact names for the English word meaning "more kind".
Kinder Surprise was part of larger line that included Kind Surprise, Mean Surprise, Nasty Surprise and Shocking Cruelty.
Kinder Surprise was part of larger line that included Kind Surprise, Mean Surprise, Nasty Surprise and Shocking Cruelty.
January 30, 2025 at 5:57 PM
Kinder makers of Kinder Bueno wasn't always the named for the German word for children, but was in fact names for the English word meaning "more kind".
Kinder Surprise was part of larger line that included Kind Surprise, Mean Surprise, Nasty Surprise and Shocking Cruelty.
Kinder Surprise was part of larger line that included Kind Surprise, Mean Surprise, Nasty Surprise and Shocking Cruelty.
Going to do a Kickstarter for my new speculum. You should see the stretch goals!
January 30, 2025 at 10:39 AM
Going to do a Kickstarter for my new speculum. You should see the stretch goals!
Words With Friends With Benefits
Half way through Scrabble and chill she gives me this look. Asks me talk dirty, so I start laying down contractions and slang.
Half way through Scrabble and chill she gives me this look. Asks me talk dirty, so I start laying down contractions and slang.
January 30, 2025 at 10:18 AM
Words With Friends With Benefits
Half way through Scrabble and chill she gives me this look. Asks me talk dirty, so I start laying down contractions and slang.
Half way through Scrabble and chill she gives me this look. Asks me talk dirty, so I start laying down contractions and slang.
I'm all that and several sacks of potatos.
January 29, 2025 at 7:59 AM
I'm all that and several sacks of potatos.