Patches Don’t Give A Fuq 😼
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A cat. Does not care for humans, but requires them to feed me.
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🚨"YOU'RE ALL UNDER ARREST" An ominous announcement can be heard on border patrol's radio just moments after their agents THREW Status Coup's reporter Tina-Desiree Berg, and deployed tear and flash bang grenades at the press indiscriminately.⬇️
January 26, 2026 at 8:06 PM
🚨"YOU'RE ALL UNDER ARREST" An ominous announcement can be heard on border patrol's radio just moments after their agents THREW Status Coup's reporter Tina-Desiree Berg, and deployed tear and flash bang grenades at the press indiscriminately.⬇️
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Abolish ICE is not enough.
Stern words for Greg Bovino or Kristi Noem is not enough.
We need prosecutions and trials.
Anything short of this position fails to address the gravity of this moment.
Stern words for Greg Bovino or Kristi Noem is not enough.
We need prosecutions and trials.
Anything short of this position fails to address the gravity of this moment.
January 26, 2026 at 6:10 PM
Abolish ICE is not enough.
Stern words for Greg Bovino or Kristi Noem is not enough.
We need prosecutions and trials.
Anything short of this position fails to address the gravity of this moment.
Stern words for Greg Bovino or Kristi Noem is not enough.
We need prosecutions and trials.
Anything short of this position fails to address the gravity of this moment.
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January 26, 2026 at 8:09 PM
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I would like to go back to knowing relatively little about international law if at all possible
January 21, 2026 at 4:39 PM
I would like to go back to knowing relatively little about international law if at all possible
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If anyone's wondering what to get me for Christmas I wear a size 32 inherited generational wealth
December 9, 2025 at 5:25 PM
If anyone's wondering what to get me for Christmas I wear a size 32 inherited generational wealth
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It is okay to lie during a job interview because even if you *do* get the job, you’ve probably been lied to about it by the person who was interviewing you so serves both of you right I guess
October 5, 2025 at 2:17 PM
It is okay to lie during a job interview because even if you *do* get the job, you’ve probably been lied to about it by the person who was interviewing you so serves both of you right I guess
Here’s what I want to know. Since American auto insurance will only cover $30/day for a rental, where are these magical 🦄 $30/day rental cars?
Not in the USA as far as I can tell.
Not in the USA as far as I can tell.
September 3, 2025 at 2:24 AM
Here’s what I want to know. Since American auto insurance will only cover $30/day for a rental, where are these magical 🦄 $30/day rental cars?
Not in the USA as far as I can tell.
Not in the USA as far as I can tell.
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Happy Father’s Day to Pedro Pascal in particular, daddy to us all in so many ways
June 15, 2025 at 1:59 PM
Happy Father’s Day to Pedro Pascal in particular, daddy to us all in so many ways
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I want to take a moment to share an excerpt from the Declaration of Independence's grievances against King George III.
Sound familiar?
Sound familiar?
June 13, 2025 at 9:21 PM
I want to take a moment to share an excerpt from the Declaration of Independence's grievances against King George III.
Sound familiar?
Sound familiar?
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“Tactical humor” is another way to clown around.
Get your clown on, cosplayers.
#AllOfUs
#AltCitizen
#Laughtivism
Get your clown on, cosplayers.
#AllOfUs
#AltCitizen
#Laughtivism
June 8, 2025 at 7:07 PM
“Tactical humor” is another way to clown around.
Get your clown on, cosplayers.
#AllOfUs
#AltCitizen
#Laughtivism
Get your clown on, cosplayers.
#AllOfUs
#AltCitizen
#Laughtivism
Sum bull💩. Rather sounds like when a dad takes their kid to the park once and suddenly they are a great dad. But the mom, that also works, and does everything else isn’t recognized unless it’s Mother’s Day.
May 15, 2025 at 8:15 PM
Sum bull💩. Rather sounds like when a dad takes their kid to the park once and suddenly they are a great dad. But the mom, that also works, and does everything else isn’t recognized unless it’s Mother’s Day.
I will be using a new economic grouping I just learned.
“The white refrigerator tax bracket “
“The white refrigerator tax bracket “
April 23, 2025 at 3:54 PM
I will be using a new economic grouping I just learned.
“The white refrigerator tax bracket “
“The white refrigerator tax bracket “
Just an fyi: if you are buying merch from an influencer or internet famous cat, you are not supporting homeless animals. You are helping their brand.
Buy from actual rescues!
Buy from actual rescues!
April 22, 2025 at 7:25 PM
Just an fyi: if you are buying merch from an influencer or internet famous cat, you are not supporting homeless animals. You are helping their brand.
Buy from actual rescues!
Buy from actual rescues!
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It’s a little bit admirable to see people live like there is no tomorrow.
But call me optimistic, what if you do in fact, live to tomorrow? Or even worse, far past tomorrow?
But call me optimistic, what if you do in fact, live to tomorrow? Or even worse, far past tomorrow?
April 14, 2025 at 7:45 PM
It’s a little bit admirable to see people live like there is no tomorrow.
But call me optimistic, what if you do in fact, live to tomorrow? Or even worse, far past tomorrow?
But call me optimistic, what if you do in fact, live to tomorrow? Or even worse, far past tomorrow?
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I couldn't resist posting this!
April 3, 2025 at 9:24 AM
I couldn't resist posting this!
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Too damn early. 😴
March 24, 2025 at 2:53 PM
Too damn early. 😴
Enough with the long file names. Not every file name need to be a novel.
Looking at you “s-for-7629-94-show-title_I_decided_on_and_then_changed_70fps_42ghz_lunch_april_012425_97”
Looking at you “s-for-7629-94-show-title_I_decided_on_and_then_changed_70fps_42ghz_lunch_april_012425_97”
March 17, 2025 at 9:26 PM
Enough with the long file names. Not every file name need to be a novel.
Looking at you “s-for-7629-94-show-title_I_decided_on_and_then_changed_70fps_42ghz_lunch_april_012425_97”
Looking at you “s-for-7629-94-show-title_I_decided_on_and_then_changed_70fps_42ghz_lunch_april_012425_97”
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Not a doubt in my mind!
You ?😊💙
You ?😊💙
March 16, 2025 at 2:46 AM
Not a doubt in my mind!
You ?😊💙
You ?😊💙
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I’m just saying it feels like this level of sustained anxiety should be burning more calories than this
February 11, 2025 at 2:37 PM
I’m just saying it feels like this level of sustained anxiety should be burning more calories than this
Between Doge 🐶 trying to dismantle OSHA and looking towards the USDA, all I’m saying is that if I find a human finger in my wet food…
February 11, 2025 at 7:01 AM
Between Doge 🐶 trying to dismantle OSHA and looking towards the USDA, all I’m saying is that if I find a human finger in my wet food…